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dystonia_ek · Post by **dystonia_ek** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 5:42 pm

foosnark wrote:I am amazed and dismayed that nobody has mentioned Paul McCartney's "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime" yet.

I was about to, but you beat me to it. Definite chew-your-own-leg-off-to-survive material.

nuffink · Post by **nuffink** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 5:44 pm

my sharona

Stupid American Pig · Post by **Stupid American Pig** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 5:45 pm

foosnark wrote:I am amazed and dismayed that nobody has mentioned Paul McCartney's "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime" yet.

If a song could be poisoned, stabbed, shot, burned, strangled, run over, bombed, fed to crocodiles, ejected into the vaccuum of space, hanged, shat upon, flogged, sodomized by demons, and forced to listen to its own horrible self, then this is the song that deserves it most.

It just blows my mind that Paul McCartney has written some of the absolute best and worst songs that ever existed. when hes on hes on, and when hes not he is REALLY off.

donkey tugger · Post by **donkey tugger** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 5:45 pm

emerald tablet wrote:now heres a classic we all hate

spandau ballet - gold

c**t off, I like that one.

How about that shite Nine inch nails song, some crap about bow down afore the one you serve or summat. Used to hear it everywhere, f**king sinth goth wingnuttery.

Notron User · Post by **Notron User** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 5:48 pm

stefancrs wrote:WTF
Dead or Alive - You Spin Me Around (Like a Record) f**king rules, awesome tune. REALLY AWESOME VIDEO!

I'm sorry. I prefer Harris Glenn Milstead's version: "You Think You're a Man"

ceenda · Post by **ceenda** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 5:50 pm

donkey tugger wrote: How about that shite Nine inch nails song, some crap about bow down afore the one you serve or summat. Used to hear it everywhere, f**king sinth goth wingnuttery.

"Head Like A Hole"??????

NOOOOOoooooooooooo....

Orbitutle · Post by **Orbitutle** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 5:51 pm

Danzel - Pump it up!

Damn.. that sux biiig time!

Urs · Post by **Urs** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 5:53 pm

It can only be this one:

http://www.shooby.com/video/index.html

There are also mp3s and even *lyrics* (at least, they call it that) on the page...

Wonderful stuff. This is a MUST!

Urs

shamann · Post by **shamann** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 5:57 pm

Meffy wrote:shamann: Hamster Song? You mean "I don't care if it rains or freezes / Long as I got my plastic Jesus / Sittin' on the dashboard of my car"?

No I mean:
Da da dee die dee de doe doe
Da da dee die dee de doe

Maybe called the Hamster Dance?

The horror.

MickGael · Post by **MickGael** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 5:59 pm

S_A_P® wrote:It just blows my mind that Paul McCartney has written some of the absolute best and worst songs that ever existed. when hes on hes on, and when hes not he is REALLY off.

Evidence, witness this gem from "Wild Life"

"Bip bop, bip bip bop
Bip bop, bip bip band

Dig your bottom dollar
put it in your hand

Try to hang out
underneath the stand

Put your hands together
gonna see a band

Treat me like a good boy
Treat me like a man

Take me hair and curlers
But treat me like a man"

Wtf?

Bruce Bartlett · Post by **Bruce Bartlett** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 6:07 pm

My initial nominees are:

Wings: Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime -- what everyone else said about this horrible insipid turd of a song

Celine Dion: Unison -- Tommy Musto remix. The original song was as bad as any of her MOR dreck. But the Tommy Musto remix took it way over the top. Every cliché of early 90s dance music in one fell swoop: cheesy synth stabs, machine-gun percussion, and... a rap.

House Of Pain: Shamrocks & Shenanigans ("Boom Shalock Lock Boom") -- in addition to being absolutely wretched, the pretense on this was just unbelievable. They were hyping themselves as Irish rap, yet they hadn't even ever been to Ireland when they did that album.

Billy Ray Cyrus: Achey Breaky Heart -- need I say more?

Debbie Boone: You Light Up My Life -- if you're young enough, you may be fortunate to have never heard this

Perfect Gentlemen: Ooh La La -- A mercifully not-very-successful number from the mastermind behind NKOTB

Michael Bolton: How Am I Supposed To Live Without You? -- if Bolton gets any worse than this, I don't want to know.

General Public: Tenderness -- How could anyone listen to this with a straight face?

VicDiesel · Post by **VicDiesel** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 6:08 pm

You guys must be either not remembering or actively repressing the memory of the 70s.

Terry Jacks: Seasons in the sun
Charlene: I've never been to me

MickGael · Post by **MickGael** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 6:13 pm

TennesseeVic wrote:You guys must be either not remembering or actively repressing the memory of the 70s.

Terry Jacks: Seasons in the sun
Charlene: I've never been to me

Oh, I remember them all too well:

"Daddy, please don't!
It wasn't his fault!
He means so much to me!
Daddy, please don't!
We're gonna get...mar...ried...."

"Run, Joey, Run"

bduffy · Post by **bduffy** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 6:16 pm

Urs wrote:It can only be this one:

http://www.shooby.com/video/index.html

There are also mp3s and even *lyrics* (at least, they call it that) on the page...

Wonderful stuff. This is a MUST!

Urs

SHOOBY TAYLOR!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!

Modeler · Post by **Modeler** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 6:19 pm

Ketchup Song - holds chords for about eight bars or something. That or anything by Anastasia; she sounds like Tina Turner with her arse on fire.

the most terrible song of all time