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Kontort · Post by **Kontort** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 9:29 pm

too many crap to mention....

Cyprus · Post by **Cyprus** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 9:49 pm

Anyone that said Whitney Houston's 'I Will Always Love You' is insane. Just because you've heard it a million times to the point of tedium doesn't mean it's a bad song. You're not fooling anybody, we know you were blaring it when it first came out.

Destiny's Child's 'Soldier' is fast making it's way up my all-time worst songs list. Or Snoop Dogg's 'Drop It Like It's Hot'. Both equally ridiculous and bad.

nuffink · Post by **nuffink** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 9:55 pm

Cyprus wrote:Anyone that said Whitney Houston's 'I Will Always Love You' is insane. Just because you've heard it a million times to the point of tedium doesn't mean it's a bad song. You're not fooling anybody, we know you were blaring it when it first came out.

Dunno about that. It was immediately and obviously cuntish.

Voidoid Surrealist · Post by **Voidoid Surrealist** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 2:17 am

Landphil wrote:
VoidoidSurrealist wrote:Telly Savalas - Rubber Bands and Bits of String

Telly Savalas ? ! ?

Hell, I missed that one! Time for a search.

Go to: http://www.aprilwinchell.com/multimedia/
and scroll down to TV Stars Who Insist On Singing.
Pure comedy gold.

If you want your head to explode, scroll further to the Terrifying Christian Recordings section, and click on A Cowboy for Jesus.
I dare you.

shamann · Post by **shamann** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 2:21 am

Cyprus wrote:You're not fooling anybody, we know you were blaring it when it first came out.

I can say with all certainty that I did not blare it when it came out, but I don't think it's the worst song ever. Whitney Houston's song about children being the future or I want to dance with somebody are far worse.

And it's Dolly Parton's song by the way.

akisd28 · Post by **akisd28** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 2:35 am

"Pump up the jam" by Technotronic.

hello1234 · Post by **hello1234** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 3:00 am

Cyprus wrote:Anyone that said Whitney Houston's 'I Will Always Love You' is insane. Just because you've heard it a million times to the point of tedium doesn't mean it's a bad song. You're not fooling anybody, we know you were blaring it when it first came out.

Destiny's Child's 'Soldier' is fast making it's way up my all-time worst songs list. Or Snoop Dogg's 'Drop It Like It's Hot'. Both equally ridiculous and bad.

You are correct about the bottom part, but whitney is just disgusting............

rjt · Post by **rjt** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 3:11 am

Anything by Celine Dion??

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 3:52 am

caught one on tv earlier dunno who by or what it was called lyrics were

"my neck,my back lick my pussy lick my crack"
well two problems one i dont fancy a gob full of cat hairs and two i dont do crack and im sure you smoke it not lick it?

Dimwit · Post by **Dimwit** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 4:02 am

The Macarana
What's Up
Mambo No.9(or whatever that's called)
Who Let the Dogs Out
Muskrat Love
Sunglasses at Night

hello1234 · Post by **hello1234** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 5:38 am

rjt wrote:Anything by Celine Dion??

I have a personal problem with someone like her "retireing" and allowing the rest of us to take a deep breath.........then.........coming back to punish us some more.

hello1234 · Post by **hello1234** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 5:40 am

Dimwit wrote: What's Up

I didn't love that song or anything, but I have to say I am so surprised at how many people have listed it.

Hey eyaaa eyaaa......., what's up with that...................

McLilith · Post by **McLilith** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 5:47 am

Cyprus wrote:Anyone that said Whitney Houston's 'I Will Always Love You' is insane. Just because you've heard it a million times to the point of tedium doesn't mean it's a bad song. You're not fooling anybody, we know you were blaring it when it first came out.

Trust me, I've never blared that song, ever. I would remember committing such an atrocity.

The song itself, isn't the horrible part. For me, it's the nearly unintelligible ear-splitting manner in which she warbles her way through it.

For sanity's sake, how many syllables do you really need to piercingly yodel into the acoustic space of a one-syllable word?!

McLilith

McLilith · Post by **McLilith** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 5:59 am

Oops! I just broke own of my own rules.

I normally try not to denounce someone else's work as being intrinsically inferior, simply because it doesn't suit my personal taste at the time. So, let's just say that Whitney's performance of that song didn't suit my personal taste--in the extreme.

There, that's a much more enlightened and accurate analysis of the situation. I'm sure someone loved her warbling, because that song kept me away from certain radio stations for quite awhile.

To anyone who likes the song, I'm happy for you. It's good to have things in life you can like.

Just to show that I've got a good sense of humor, anyone care to speculate what autotune (set to "Cher") would do to that song?

take care,
McLilith

ouroboros · Post by **ouroboros** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 6:00 am

that don't impress me much - Shania Twain

the most terrible song of all time