Let's get the April Fool's out of the way

[koolkeys]

I just threw my wife out the window and told her not to come back unless she has T2 with her........is that good enough? Stupid Mackie! First people are dying and now this is costing me my marriage! How much longer can this CRAP go one?!?! I'm going to buy Cubase, then CRUSH it, thinking that it's really T1, cause I can't live without T2 any longer. When the newest analog tape machines came out, do you think they kept their users waiting like this? Nooooooooo!!!!!!! I DEMAND a refund for T2(ssshhhhhh, I haven't paid for it yet!) and I want....no, I DEMAND a free Digital X Bus with my refund.

Now who's the big man!?!? I wonder who's knocking at my door? Sounds familiar.........

[mandolarian]

Hey, big fella, take a deep breath and count to 2.
Well done
Now quit your whining and get back to being nice before we have to call Beno back from his ill-timed vacation and set you up with a T3 alpha test. Or worse, Greg might stroll past and give you the "Why can't we all get along, we never promised you nothing speech" Do you really want that? Wouldn't you rather wait, serenely, until Friday at 9am for T2, when it will aboslutely, positively be there at your local Mackie Factory outlet?

[Cabinfever]

the amazing vapourware that is t2 has been amusing me for months. looks like theres still a few months of laughs to come ....

[Dimwit]

I was working on some drum tracks with T1 today, when I noticed the sound of an electronic child sobbing.

I looked at my monitor and saw what looked like tears streaming down the screen. It was then that I realized that T1 was CRYING!

"What's wrong T1" I asked
"Sniff, I wanna be T2! sniff!" T1 said in a broken digital voice.

"Don't cry" I said "You are great just the way you are".
T1 fought back the tears as he replied
"No I'm not!, the other hosts were saying I have a stupid timestretching algorhithm, a-and, and they said my midi editor was for retards! sniff"
I then placed my hand on the screen, wiping away the tears and said
"Oh, T1. Don't you listen to a word those mean trackers say to you. They're just jealous of your clean interface. Now where is that happy GUI I know and love, he's in there somewhere isn't he?"
I smiled
T1's level meters started to turn bright red again.
"and besides" I continued "Pretty soon your going to grow up to be a handsome, young T2 and when the other hosts get a look at you, their audio is going to drop to the floor"

"But when! When will I get to be T2?" T1 moaned.
"Now listen, you know that Mr. Mackie promised it would be soon."
T1 sighed "Yes, I know"
"In the meantime, will you promise me that you will be more patient with yourself?"

"Mmkay"

"Ok great, now let's finish these drum tracks"

THE END

[archiveofeverything]

lol. nice

[jtxx000]

I was working on some drum tracks with T1 today, when I noticed the sound of an electronic child sobbing.

I looked at my monitor and saw what looked like tears streaming down the screen. It was then that I realized that T1 was CRYING!

"What's wrong T1" I asked
"Sniff, I wanna be T2! sniff!" T1 said in a broken digital voice.

"Don't cry" I said "You are great just the way you are".
T1 fought back the tears as he replied
"No I'm not!, the other hosts were saying I have a stupid timestretching algorhithm, a-and, and they said my midi editor was for retards! sniff"
I then placed my hand on the screen, wiping away the tears and said
"Oh, T1. Don't you listen to a word those mean trackers say to you. They're just jealous of your clean interface. Now where is that happy GUI I know and love, he's in there somewhere isn't he?"
I smiled
T1's level meters started to turn bright red again.
"and besides" I continued "Pretty soon your going to grow up to be a handsome, young T2 and when the other hosts get a look at you, their audio is going to drop to the floor"

"But when! When will I get to be T2?" T1 moaned.
"Now listen, you know that Mr. Mackie promised it would be soon."
T1 sighed "Yes, I know"
"In the meantime, will you promise me that you will be more patient with yourself?"

"Mmkay"

"Ok great, now let's finish these drum tracks"

THE END

[Mr. Tingle]

excellent

[haydxn]

uh-oh twat-bin-fever has reared his dumbass face again!

[Bosqoue!]

Something tells me somebody is still going to have their time on April 1st. But hey, maybe Mackie will release it for real on that day and nobody will believe them, causing NOBODY to buy and no money is made so Tracktion becomes a thing of the past.

Sorry, just trying not to be positive. Ya know, trying to "fit in" with the forum.

Koolkeys

J/K

Nice try, Koolkeys, but loose the smiley face. Add a dash more angst and don't apologise about it. Oh, and start complaining about why Mackie didn't buy rgc:audio before 12 Tone did. You gotta emote more too about how lonely your life has been since you were stood up by Mackie and left waiting by your inbox for the release message that never came.

Yea, but Cakewalk HAVE actually just bought RGC:Audio, so why are we on this forum anyways? - or something.....

[valley]

uh-oh twat-bin-fever has reared his dumbass face again!

every forum needs a troll-in-the-box.

[.jon]

@ Dimwit

[koolkeys]

Alright, enought whining everyone. T2 will be here when it gets here. I vote Mackie for president! Whew, I hate being mean. But sometimes I really do get a bit cranky. I need a milkshake, chocolate.

Koolkeys