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lharless · Post by **lharless** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 5:41 pm

---edited for "fake_fake's" sake. we don't want him to cry...---

love,
lee

fake_fake · Post by **fake_fake** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 5:53 pm

Pathetic

AD80 · Post by **AD80** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 6:07 pm

lharless · Post by **lharless** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 6:09 pm

lharless · Post by **lharless** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 6:15 pm

humor has died in this place. i am sure of it.

but just for the hell of it:

RoyNoahJones · Post by **RoyNoahJones** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 6:16 pm

lharless wrote:i will be away for the evening. please don't panic. everything will be alright. i am only going to be 3 hours from my house. i will return to the area tomorrow and then pull shift at the shop. then i will return home from everything and all will be ok.

i repeat: do not panic. everything is going to be ok.

take a deep breath and relax your chest muscles, and then your arms, and your abdomen (taking care not to release feces or urine into your undies), and then your pegs and feet. imagine yourself in a place with no noise. imagine yourself in a place that makes you feel very very comfortable. try to remember that you are a living creature on the planet earth and that your existence is very important to other living creatures that depend on you and love you. "other people depend on you" being the key phrase in that passage.

now... try to imagine yourself going out in your car and smelling a really great restaurant. imagine me there... because i probably will be there, eating, enjoying my time off from work and the audio world.

later imagine a bon-fire, raging into the night sky, somewhere in north carolina, near chapel hill. imagine me having a great time and feeling good. imagine me drinking a beer and having nice conversation with other humans. and finally; imagine me sleeping and getting up early to drive back to my home, getting ready to go to work and then getting on with my life as it were before.

i repeat: do not panic. this is not a drill. this is not a drill. i have a day off of work.

i know it is hard to believe, but yes, i have a day off from work. while i know this seems like a miracle, i can assure you that it was planned in advance and was a hotly debated topic at work. while this makes me feel wanted and needed, i take it to mean that i am in slavery for the rest of my natural born days. i will never see another day off again as long as i live, i suppose.

do not panic.

thanks,
lee

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If you have so much time on your hands to do such useful posts, u should put a hold on your other tasks as interesting as this post, and i'm sure u'd have plenty of time free to reach a couple of weeks off a year.

cheers

RoyNoahJones · Post by **RoyNoahJones** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 6:19 pm

lharless wrote:humor has died in this place. i am sure of it.

Couldn't agree more...
Yeah Specially Good one

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Lunch Money · Post by **Lunch Money** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 12:14 am

I also lament the lack of true humour in this place.

rpc9943 · Post by **rpc9943** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 5:53 am

thats cause old groundhog exterminator RONALD aint postin much

RONCKLF

djsubject · Post by **djsubject** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 6:04 am

yay bring back the good old ground hog pic's

rpc9943 · Post by **rpc9943** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 6:10 am

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