Black Eyed Peas "My Humps" - Worst song ever?

[selfconstruct]

Haven't heard it

But I did hear that awful frog song once. I manage to escape most of that stuff living in Hong Kong but sometimes the TV on the bus plays awful shite like Westlife, which is a terrible shock if you haven't built up a resistance to it.

[LoopisLucas]

Just want to chime in and say I like it. And the guys who say they hate it, I think, like it a little too...or at least find it entertaining. Why else would they either:
1) post a topic about it
2) see post about it and post a reply
3) keep it going so everybody knows how MUCH they hate it

I think this song has great production, as does 'Golddigger' and 'Feel Good, Inc.' I like the hand drum samples going all kooky when she talks about shaking her hump.

On another note, that instrument that comes in at the end of 'Golddigger' is amazing (the very last one you hear other than Kanye's voice). I wish it was there through the whole song.

Finally, anyone know who is doing the Gorillaz' production now that Dan the Automator left the group? Is it Damon Albarn?

[invitia]

The fantastic lyrics in all its glory:




What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ice-ys.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and then Donna
Karan, they be sharin’
All their money got me wearin' fly
But I ain’t askin,
They say they love my ass ‘n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin’
So I keep on takin’
And no I ain’t taken
We can keep on datin’
I keep on demonstrating.

My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps,
My hump, my hump, my hump,
My humps they got u,
She’s got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What u gon’ do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I’m a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps. (Check it out)

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let’s go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Lets spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

They say I’m really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin’ a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin’ at my lump, lump.
U can look but you can’t touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don’t want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don’t pull on my hand boy,
You ain’t my man, boy,
I’m just tryn’a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps [x3]
In the back and in the front.
My lovin’ got u,
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon’ do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I’ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon’ do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I’ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.
She’s got me spendin’.
Spendin all your money on me and spendin’ time on me
She’s got me spendin’.
Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

So Real [x17]






Black Eyed Peas for the Nobel price of litterature next year!

This is sooo bad it's good!

[Philly]

Black Eyed Peas for the Nobel price of litterature next year!

This is sooo bad it's good!



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I really don't think there's anything bad about this lyric - I wish I could write like that.

[diverdee]

I dunno - as I said before I like some of the old BEP stuff, nice party hip-hop.
I truly wonder if now they've hit the big time they are just taking the piss, getting stoned & writing whatever bollox comes into their heads to see if it'll sell & then giggling themselves silly all the way to the bank.

[Stupid American Pig]

I drop the kids off at the pool
water splashes up and drips from my ass like drool
I got the lyrical skill with the nouns and verbs
and this is how it is when I drop my turds

My turds, my turds my turds my chunky sucky turds
My turds, my turds my turds my turds my giant sucky turds
They got me sweatin'
cramping in my tummy got the diarhea thas runny runny

What you gonna do what all that crap all that crap up in yer ass trap?
Ima drop drop drop that bomb, that lovely chunky browny bomb

[tuz]

I drop the kids off at the pool
water splashes up and drips from my ass like drool
I got the lyrical skill with the nouns and verbs
and this is how it is when I drop my turds

My turds, my turds my turds my chunky sucky turds
My turds, my turds my turds my turds my giant sucky turds
They got me sweatin'
cramping in my tummy got the diarhea thas runny runny

What you gonna do what all that crap all that crap up in yer ass trap?
Ima drop drop drop that bomb, that lovely chunky browny bomb

[diverdee]

now if the BEP released that it'd probably be a hit - y'all need to finish that & release a mash-up white label style cover.
Reckon you'd have a hit.

[vurt]

they shoulda never let the bird in
since shes joined theyve been like a parody of their former selves (sorry i never even asked her name)

[Kriminal]

she has got nice humps tho....

[mwa]

while i really want to hate this song, i find it so catchy and almost hypnotic that i can't help but enjoy it.

[LBN]

I drop the kids off at the pool
water splashes up and drips from my ass like drool
I got the lyrical skill with the nouns and verbs
and this is how it is when I drop my turds

My turds, my turds my turds my chunky sucky turds
My turds, my turds my turds my turds my giant sucky turds
They got me sweatin'
cramping in my tummy got the diarhea thas runny runny

What you gonna do what all that crap all that crap up in yer ass trap?
Ima drop drop drop that bomb, that lovely chunky browny bomb

[Stupid American Pig]

I drop the kids off at the pool
water splashes up and drips from my ass like drool
I got the lyrical skill with the nouns and verbs
and this is how it is when I drop my turds

My turds, my turds my turds my chunky sucky turds
My turds, my turds my turds my turds my giant sucky turds
They got me sweatin'
cramping in my tummy got the diarhea thas runny runny

What you gonna do what all that crap all that crap up in yer ass trap?
Ima drop drop drop that bomb, that lovely chunky browny bomb

I guess their name should be "Black Eyed Pees"

[Kriminal]

[Lord Snarebottom]

Hey, that's what I'd do if I had no talent. I'd get some spicy lookin' ho, and take some helf-nekkid pittures of her hoin' azz...

That done sho 'nuf sell some rekkuds!