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beej · Post by **beej** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:15 pm

I had a mate who *ate* a beer glass one new years eve. Crunched it down, and everything. Not pleasant to watch though(!)

Anyway here's a handy summary:

catching(balls, cushions, fruit, balloons) == good;
catching(very_heavy, very_big, explosives, things_made_of_glass) == bad;

if(catching->blood_on_the_keyboard == true)
{
visit_doctor();
}

Print that out and stick it on yer monitor, yer daft 'apeth!

djsubject · Post by **djsubject** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:21 pm

Urs wrote: (maybe a secondary advice: Don't get engaged with a girl that is so gorgeous that you keep smashing things for no apparent reason...

i did that once

every time this girl came to my work (i was a barmen back then) i kept dropping customers chainge on the floor

of course i did the right thing & left her

of course that was after she stabbed me in my chest with a kitchin devel, maby that had somthing to do with it

anyhoo, glad to here you havent done any perment damige, by the sound of theings <touches wood> & i hope yours dosent try to kill you like mine did

PS, if it makes you fell any better, my spine is f**ked & i'm only 31 & its buggered through normal wear & tear

but i'm not a cripple yet so its party party party

get well soon

Subz

PS, wrench45us, that is te most f**ked up story ever!! a wood chizel through his wrist

makes my hands hurt thinking about it

bluedad · Post by **bluedad** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:27 pm

Urs glad to hear it's no more serious! But you do deserve a (small) vacation. I haven't watched any, but what is this World Cup stuff everyone seems to be talking about?
A drinking competition?

Urs · Post by **Urs** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:34 pm

Thanks boys!!!

My problem is way weaker than the others mentioned, especially Scot's... thumb & pointing finger are fully functional, but any touch on the others is quite painful... the main thing is, I just can't concentrate on anything

It was only the second date with the girl, so we've yet to see how it pans out... but whooph... she's intrigueing... and ya all know her voice

Urs

Urs · Post by **Urs** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:38 pm

bluedad wrote:A drinking competition?

Mostly, yes. Everybody drinks a lot while watching a couple of millionairs running after a ball, only to kick it away shortly thereafter, in hope that it somehow flies into a certain rectangle. It's that, and the discussion about the so-called offside rule.

Urs

fabi · Post by **fabi** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:43 pm

Urs wrote:Thanks boys!!!

My problem is way weaker than the others mentioned, especially Scot's... thumb & pointing finger are fully functional, but any touch on the others is quite painful... the main thing is, I just can't concentrate on anything

It was only the second date with the girl, so we've yet to see how it pans out... but whooph... she's intrigueing... and ya all know her voice

Urs

gute besserung - and i just KNEW that the 'engagement' thing had been a cultural misunderstanding...

ah, i love language and its complications.

Beardedone · Post by **Beardedone** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 2:16 pm

It was only the second date with the girl, so we've yet to see how it pans out... but whooph... she's intrigueing... and ya all know her voice

OH OK! Date mistranslated to engagement. We all know her voice, eh? Hmmmm??????

Urs · Post by **Urs** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 2:52 pm

fabi wrote:cultural misunderstanding...

Uh oh... yes... oops...

djsubject · Post by **djsubject** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 3:39 pm

Urs wrote:and ya all know her voice

Lady J?

Urs · Post by **Urs** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 4:33 pm

djsubject wrote:Lady J?

Now, that would be something, huh?

kuniklo · Post by **kuniklo** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 5:10 pm

Something similar but, unfortunately, much worse, happened to Robert Rich last year:

http://www.robertrich.com/rrhandblog.html

Scary to think about. Glad it wasn't more serious.

VitaminD · Post by **VitaminD** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 5:24 pm

get well soon, urs!

uhh.. summer is the time for relaxing and general laziness.. take some time off and stare at the wall/tv/painting while daydreaming... its one of lifes greater things.

if its not a scorcher outside, try it there too... make sure to keep your mouth closed though to prevent against insect ingestion and drooling.

Klemperer · Post by **Klemperer** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 5:35 pm

Watching the championships without thinking "I have to work" - I guess it was the right time

, if for such a thing there could be a "right time".
Some goalkeeper-lessons are always great for catching something that falls or is shot in your direction

.

Some weeks a ago a friend of mine got some finger

in her eyes, from her little son, an accident that deeeeeply hurt...she went to the "UKE" (well not the u-he...) in Hamburg and was told by Mr. Notarzt she should wait for the next day and take 2 Aspirin...

(Hope Brazil will play a TAD more "brazilian" so that you don't think "I should work" even if just 1 finger was not damaged...).
all the best...

aaaah, and don't name a next VSTi "Schweini" - Schweinsteiger's father would be around the corner and you'd have to pay, the name is copyrighted by him like "Mc Donald's - ich liebe es" by, well, Mc Donald's

Urs · Post by **Urs** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 5:40 pm

VitaminD wrote:outside

Outside? What do you mea... outside? Ah... you mean the crappy movie that runs in these rectangular screens on the wall which also show that sun-thing during day time?

satchnut · Post by **satchnut** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 5:48 pm

beej wrote:I had a mate who *ate* a beer glass one new years eve. Crunched it down, and everything.

u-he

KVR Audio

Eeeek... u-he injured