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debra1rlo wrote:
jancivil wrote:
rockstarfx wrote: I'd start off using major
You'll get nowhere with me with major.
Minor is OK, just don't use D-minor. It is the saddest key now, isn't it?
Never heard that one. :?

Though, The Torture Never Stops is sort of D minor, or Dorian since when it goes All men be cursed, it goes to G major.

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I don't think there's a universal scale or mode to use. You just have to pick something in a style she likes. Some girls are going to get more turned on by NIN or Switchblade Symphony than by Barry White.
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jancivil wrote:
debra1rlo wrote:
jancivil wrote:
rockstarfx wrote: I'd start off using major
You'll get nowhere with me with major.
Minor is OK, just don't use D-minor. It is the saddest key now, isn't it?
Never heard that one. :?
This might shed some light on it.

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Voidoid Surrealist wrote:A romance classic.
And when the police come, claim that it was a crime of passion. That always works.

I just put on Tin Omen or Warlock and the panties come off. :shrug:

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justin3am wrote:
Voidoid Surrealist wrote:A romance classic.
And when the police come, claim that it was a crime of passion. That always works.
Yeah, the "It's my right to kill, it's my f**king nature!" defense rarely seems to go ever well, does it? :hihi:

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Well, I ran "Don't Make Me Wait For Love" by Kenny G through MixMeister and it says it's A Minor, so I'll try that later and give my results. Might not post them until Monday. And I was thinking more on the lines of Porn Groove or Smooth Jazz.
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kajiotaku wrote:Well, I ran "Don't Make Me Wait For Love" by Kenny G through MixMeister and it says it's A Minor, so I'll try that later and give my results. Might not post them until Monday. And I was thinking more on the lines of Porn Groove or Smooth Jazz.
Kenny G.? Instant "soft-off." :roll:

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debra1rlo wrote:
jancivil wrote:
debra1rlo wrote:
jancivil wrote:
rockstarfx wrote: I'd start off using major
You'll get nowhere with me with major.
Minor is OK, just don't use D-minor. It is the saddest key now, isn't it?
Never heard that one. :?
This might shed some light on it.

Before I even go to the link, I assumed you were kidding.


The first song I have any recall of writing WAS 'in D minor', and it were sad alright... :lol:

oh jeez, LICK MY LOVE PUMP. :lol: Yeah, that's sad like my first effort.


I totally prefer I Promise Not to Come in Your Mouth, to tell truth. All I can find is EASY MEAT, though


in the interest of the 'D minor', a traditional Halloween number:
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jancivil wrote:I Promise Not to Come in Your Mouth, to tell truth.
If I had a nickle for every time I've said that when I wasn't telling the truth...

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oh you bad bad bad boy you.


did she never swallow???

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Of course, the addition of suitable beverages can enhance the effect of many romantic songs. In fact, other than perhaps D-minor works, music in general will work when a couple is getting baked together.

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jancivil wrote:oh you bad bad bad boy you.


did she never swallow???
If you ask her, she'd say "A lady never spits."

She just asks that I don't get it in her hair. Never really understood that one. :shrug:

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justin3am wrote:
jancivil wrote:oh you bad bad bad boy you.


did she never swallow???
If you ask her, she'd say "A lady never spits."

She just asks that I don't get it in her hair. Never really understood that one. :shrug:
Evidently it must be a bitch to get out of their hair...I've had a few women tell me the same shit. :lol:

Especially if she has long hair... :hihi:
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Max Headroom wrote: Some girls are going to get more turned on by NIN or Switchblade Symphony than by Barry White.
Indeed. Type O Negative = Barry White for goth girls.
"a confession without need of absolution, without need of redemption"

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vespers75 wrote:
Max Headroom wrote: Some girls are going to get more turned on by NIN or Switchblade Symphony than by Barry White.
Indeed. Type O Negative = Barry White for goth girls.
I can vouch for that one. Pete Steele is like gothic Fabio.

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