Sexy Music, something you'd sex someone up to

[jancivil]

I'd start off using major

You'll get nowhere with me with major.

Minor is OK, just don't use D-minor. It is the saddest key now, isn't it?

Never heard that one.

Though, The Torture Never Stops is sort of D minor, or Dorian since when it goes All men be cursed, it goes to G major.

[Max Headroom]

I don't think there's a universal scale or mode to use. You just have to pick something in a style she likes. Some girls are going to get more turned on by NIN or Switchblade Symphony than by Barry White.

[debra1rlo]

I'd start off using major

You'll get nowhere with me with major.

Minor is OK, just don't use D-minor. It is the saddest key now, isn't it?

Never heard that one.

This might shed some light on it.

[justin3am]

A romance classic.

And when the police come, claim that it was a crime of passion. That always works.

I just put on Tin Omen or Warlock and the panties come off.

[Voidoid Surrealist]

A romance classic.

And when the police come, claim that it was a crime of passion. That always works.

Yeah, the "It's my right to kill, it's my f**king nature!" defense rarely seems to go ever well, does it?

[kajiotaku]

Well, I ran "Don't Make Me Wait For Love" by Kenny G through MixMeister and it says it's A Minor, so I'll try that later and give my results. Might not post them until Monday. And I was thinking more on the lines of Porn Groove or Smooth Jazz.

[Ogg Vorbis]

Well, I ran "Don't Make Me Wait For Love" by Kenny G through MixMeister and it says it's A Minor, so I'll try that later and give my results. Might not post them until Monday. And I was thinking more on the lines of Porn Groove or Smooth Jazz.

Kenny G.? Instant "soft-off."

[jancivil]

I'd start off using major

You'll get nowhere with me with major.

Minor is OK, just don't use D-minor. It is the saddest key now, isn't it?

Never heard that one.

This might shed some light on it.

Before I even go to the link, I assumed you were kidding.


The first song I have any recall of writing WAS 'in D minor', and it were sad alright...

oh jeez, LICK MY LOVE PUMP. Yeah, that's sad like my first effort.


I totally prefer I Promise Not to Come in Your Mouth, to tell truth. All I can find is EASY MEAT, though


in the interest of the 'D minor', a traditional Halloween number:

[justin3am]

I Promise Not to Come in Your Mouth, to tell truth.

If I had a nickle for every time I've said that when I wasn't telling the truth...

[jancivil]

oh you bad bad bad boy you.


did she never swallow???

[eduardo_b]

Of course, the addition of suitable beverages can enhance the effect of many romantic songs. In fact, other than perhaps D-minor works, music in general will work when a couple is getting baked together.

[justin3am]

oh you bad bad bad boy you.


did she never swallow???

If you ask her, she'd say "A lady never spits."

She just asks that I don't get it in her hair. Never really understood that one.

[vespers75]

oh you bad bad bad boy you.


did she never swallow???

If you ask her, she'd say "A lady never spits."

She just asks that I don't get it in her hair. Never really understood that one.

Evidently it must be a bitch to get out of their hair...I've had a few women tell me the same shit.

Especially if she has long hair...

[vespers75]

Some girls are going to get more turned on by NIN or Switchblade Symphony than by Barry White.

Indeed. Type O Negative = Barry White for goth girls.

[justin3am]

Some girls are going to get more turned on by NIN or Switchblade Symphony than by Barry White.

Indeed. Type O Negative = Barry White for goth girls.

I can vouch for that one. Pete Steele is like gothic Fabio.