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vurt · Post by **vurt** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:31 pm

something loud to cover the screams and powertools.

jancivil · Post by **jancivil** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 8:33 pm

vespers75 wrote:
Max Headroom wrote: Some girls are going to get more turned on by NIN or Switchblade Symphony than by Barry White.
Indeed. Type O Negative = Barry White for goth girls.

I thought goth was anhedonic by intent.

vespers75 · Post by **vespers75** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:57 am

jancivil wrote:
vespers75 wrote:
Max Headroom wrote: Some girls are going to get more turned on by NIN or Switchblade Symphony than by Barry White.
Indeed. Type O Negative = Barry White for goth girls.
I thought goth was anhedonic by intent.

Yeah, after sleeping with a goth girl, you have to put up with her crying in the corner afterward, sitting in the dark quoting Nietzche between sniffles and dripping semen on your carpet.

justin3am · Post by **justin3am** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 1:11 am

jancivil wrote:
vespers75 wrote:
Max Headroom wrote: Some girls are going to get more turned on by NIN or Switchblade Symphony than by Barry White.
Indeed. Type O Negative = Barry White for goth girls.
I thought goth was anhedonic by intent.

Common misconception! Their prudish nature is merely a facade to mask the whores that they truly are, on account of the fact that they hate themselves and all. The result of which is what Vespers described. Though I wouldn't hit that shit unprotected.

Of course, this is a broad generalization and YMMV (or HMMV

).

[edit: That came off way more misogynistic than I would have liked... but it's really funny how often that seems to be the case in my experience.]

Voidoid Surrealist · Post by **Voidoid Surrealist** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 1:32 am

vespers75 wrote:sitting in the dark quoting Nietzche between sniffles and dripping semen on your carpet.

jancivil · Post by **jancivil** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:28 am

justin3am wrote:
jancivil wrote:
vespers75 wrote:
Max Headroom wrote: Some girls are going to get more turned on by NIN or Switchblade Symphony than by Barry White.
Indeed. Type O Negative = Barry White for goth girls.
I thought goth was anhedonic by intent.
Common misconception! Their prudish nature is merely a facade to mask the whores that they truly are, on account of the fact that they hate themselves and all. The result of which is what Vespers described. Though I wouldn't hit that shit unprotected. Of course, this is a broad generalization and YMMV (or HMMV ).

[edit: That came off ... misogynistic

Boy HOWDY did it.
How bout this: males who go into music tend to do so only to impress girls who are dumb enough to buy into that pose.

Equal opportunity diss.

justin3am · Post by **justin3am** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:37 am

jancivil wrote:
justin3am wrote:
jancivil wrote:
vespers75 wrote:
Max Headroom wrote: Some girls are going to get more turned on by NIN or Switchblade Symphony than by Barry White.
Indeed. Type O Negative = Barry White for goth girls.
I thought goth was anhedonic by intent.
Common misconception! Their prudish nature is merely a facade to mask the whores that they truly are, on account of the fact that they hate themselves and all. The result of which is what Vespers described. Though I wouldn't hit that shit unprotected. Of course, this is a broad generalization and YMMV (or HMMV ).

[edit: That came off ... misogynistic
Boy HOWDY did it.
How bout this: males who go into music tend to do so only to impress girls who are dumb enough to buy into that pose.

Equal opportunity diss.

Your attack crits for 0ver 9000!!!1!

robogone · Post by **robogone** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:38 am

vespers75 wrote:sitting in the dark quoting Nietzche between sniffles and dripping semen on your carpet.

Do it at her house - she'll never notice the carpet stains as it's too dark...

jancivil · Post by **jancivil** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:41 am

justin3am wrote: Your attack crits for 0ver 9000!!!1!

Oh man, that's just sad, isn't it.

vespers75 · Post by **vespers75** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:41 am

robojam wrote:
vespers75 wrote:sitting in the dark quoting Nietzche between sniffles and dripping semen on your carpet.
Do it at her house - she'll never notice the carpet stains as it's too dark...

What if her parents are home?

robogone · Post by **robogone** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:43 am

vespers75 wrote:
robojam wrote:
vespers75 wrote:sitting in the dark quoting Nietzche between sniffles and dripping semen on your carpet.
Do it at her house - she'll never notice the carpet stains as it's too dark...
What if her parents are home?

It will give her something new to hate them over.

justin3am · Post by **justin3am** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:46 am

robojam wrote:
vespers75 wrote:
robojam wrote:
vespers75 wrote:sitting in the dark quoting Nietzche between sniffles and dripping semen on your carpet.
Do it at her house - she'll never notice the carpet stains as it's too dark...
What if her parents are home?
It will give her something new to hate them over.

ROTFL

robogone · Post by **robogone** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 1:03 am

Actually, the only goth girl I ever got it on with put on the 'Breaking Glass' soundtrack by Hazel O'Connor when we got down to it. I guess that was her version of sexy music...

Then it was back to the Cure, Sisters of Mercy and Napalm Death if I remember correctly

vespers75 · Post by **vespers75** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 1:29 am

robojam wrote: and Napalm Death if I remember correctly

Download SOphist · Post by **Download SOphist** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 1:46 am

robojam wrote:
vespers75 wrote:
robojam wrote:
vespers75 wrote:sitting in the dark quoting Nietzche between sniffles and dripping semen on your carpet.
Do it at her house - she'll never notice the carpet stains as it's too dark...
What if her parents are home?
It will give her something new to hate them over.

i believe there's the proper amount of classicality in this dialogue...

Sexy Music, something you'd sex someone up to