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Audio Gnostic · Post by **Audio Gnostic** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 1:52 am

i dunno, i find get a beat that goes thump thump nice and relativley slow but has to have a tight, sexy sound to it, not thumpy and not weak, problymore along the lines of punchy. also i think avoid complicated melodies and progressions and stuff. most of the sexiest music is some little synth riff of liek 3 notes to a good beat.

think justin timberlake sexyback, or some of timbalands stuff, or benny benassi

robogone · Post by **robogone** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 3:45 pm

Audio Gnostic wrote:think justin timberlake sexyback, or some of timbalands stuff, or benny benassi

I guess thinking of them is a bit like the old trick of thinking about old naked nuns...

duncanparsons · Post by **duncanparsons** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 4:33 pm

I'd have thought some BrandX would be good, or some of the National Health lines in 21/16 are great for sexing up. I'm an 11/8 man myself, but I often feel the ladies are looking for 7/4 or 5/8, not a prob tho

9ths are good, especially diminshed, the old 11th trick (eg Cm -> Bb/C) is very smoochy when timed right. Semitone modulations, and modulations on passing chords are very effective (tho the establishment will frequently frown on such behaviour).

Falsetto has been found to be more profitable than primal growl (Bee Gees, EWF, Michael McDonald, Doobie Brothers, etc). The English inflexion is a known aphrodisiac.

So only one band band fits all - Hatfield and the North. Go to it.

vespers75 · Post by **vespers75** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 5:16 pm

Audio Gnostic wrote:think justin timberlake sexyback, or some of timbalands stuff, or benny benassi

that music likely will work....for high school drop-out girls that can barely spell their own name, and already have a few kids themselves yet aren't old enough to drink.

robogone · Post by **robogone** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 5:28 pm

vespers75 wrote:
Audio Gnostic wrote:think justin timberlake sexyback, or some of timbalands stuff, or benny benassi
that music likely will work....for high school drop-out girls that can barely spell their own name, and already have a few kids themselves yet aren't old enough to drink.

I tried to think of a good way to put that myself, but I don't think I can better yours.

justin3am · Post by **justin3am** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 5:36 pm

vespers75 wrote:
Audio Gnostic wrote:think justin timberlake sexyback, or some of timbalands stuff, or benny benassi
that music likely will work....for high school drop-out girls that can barely spell their own name, and already have a few kids themselves yet aren't old enough to drink.

An excellent observation. Be careful of this breed lest you become yet another "baby daddy".

stefancrs · Post by **stefancrs** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 6:15 pm

AFAIK a lot of people find "I feel you" by Depeche Mode really "sexy".

vespers75 · Post by **vespers75** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 7:47 pm

justin3am wrote: Be careful of this breed lest you become yet another "baby daddy".

"tru dat"

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 7:51 pm

vespers75 wrote:
Audio Gnostic wrote:think justin timberlake sexyback, or some of timbalands stuff, or benny benassi
that music likely will work....for high school drop-out girls that can barely spell their own name, and already have a few kids themselves yet aren't old enough to drink.

when i meet girls like that, i do the deed then tell em my name is vespers. sorted.

vespers75 · Post by **vespers75** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 7:55 pm

vurt wrote:
vespers75 wrote:
Audio Gnostic wrote:think justin timberlake sexyback, or some of timbalands stuff, or benny benassi
that music likely will work....for high school drop-out girls that can barely spell their own name, and already have a few kids themselves yet aren't old enough to drink.
when i meet girls like that, i do the deed then tell em my name is vespers. sorted.

Girls like that wouldn't be interested in me unless I offered to buy them shit.

robogone · Post by **robogone** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:03 pm

vespers75 wrote:
vurt wrote:
vespers75 wrote:
Audio Gnostic wrote:think justin timberlake sexyback, or some of timbalands stuff, or benny benassi
that music likely will work....for high school drop-out girls that can barely spell their own name, and already have a few kids themselves yet aren't old enough to drink.
when i meet girls like that, i do the deed then tell em my name is vespers. sorted.
Girls like that wouldn't be interested in me unless I offered to buy them shit.

No big deal, they can't tell the difference between brass and gold anyway...

vespers75 · Post by **vespers75** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:09 pm

robojam wrote: No big deal, they can't tell the difference between brass and gold anyway...

damn those paper-chasin' Hos...

jancivil · Post by **jancivil** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:45 pm

geez what a lotta tricks on here.

robogone · Post by **robogone** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 9:45 pm

vespers75 wrote:
robojam wrote: No big deal, they can't tell the difference between brass and gold anyway...
damn those paper-chasin' Hos...

Their idea of a guy splashing out for a good meal is if you take them to McDonalds and tell them they can order as many things from the menu as they like (tip: they think it's real class if you sit down inside without using the drive thru)

justin3am · Post by **justin3am** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 9:51 pm

That is what I've been doing wrong!

Sexy Music, something you'd sex someone up to