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screentan · Post by **screentan** » Sat May 16, 2009 2:02 am

And another thing - Urs keeps speaking to me in my dreams and promising me new features that never appear. I remember once I didn't sleep for a whole week with excitement after his nightly visitation spoke of the 'Make Me Feel Good' button which would instantaneously deliver awe inspiring patches. Oh the let down and dejection that followed that one...

billstei · Post by **billstei** » Sat May 16, 2009 2:26 am

screentan wrote:And another thing - Urs keeps speaking to me in my dreams and promising me new features that never appear. I remember once I didn't sleep for a whole week with excitement after his nightly visitation spoke of the 'Make Me Feel Good' button which would instantaneously deliver awe inspiring patches. Oh the let down and dejection that followed that one...

Bottom section last tab furthest to the right. I don't know why Zebra sounds better when I click it but it just does.

Enjoy!

screentan · Post by **screentan** » Sat May 16, 2009 2:35 am

Ok then but that pales in comparison to the heartbreak that followed when his fable toting apirition told me he would soon incorporate a small panel displaying hypnotic patterns and embedded pulses that when periodically gazed upon by the user would slow their metabolic rate right down thereby reducing the need to eat and make toilet visits and greatly increasing the amount of production time spent with the Zebra and ancillary products. Urs, these are people's hopes and dreams you are playing with. Have you no conscience?

rexlapin · Post by **rexlapin** » Sat May 16, 2009 2:38 am

What, no 24 Hour Urs-cam so we never have to feel that
horrible separation anxiety that comes from trying to
fill the void between new releases? Well, perhaps the
new reality TV series "Zebras Know Best" will help to
calm the nerves for the moment.
Cheers and thanks to Jayney for sharing!

billstei · Post by **billstei** » Sat May 16, 2009 2:45 am

screentan wrote:Ok then but that pales in comparison to the heartbreak that followed when his fable toting apirition told me he would soon incorporate a small panel displaying hypnotic patterns and embedded pulses that when periodically gazed upon by the user would slow their metabolic rate right down thereby reducing the need to eat and make toilet visits and greatly increasing the amount of production time spent with the Zebra and ancillary products. Urs, these are people's hopes and dreams you are playing with. Have you no conscience?

I have taken many aspirin and that drug never spoke to me. You are obviously a prophet of the uheniverse.

billstei · Post by **billstei** » Sat May 16, 2009 2:49 am

rexlapin wrote:What, no 24 Hour Urs-cam so we never have to feel that
horrible separation anxiety that comes from trying to
fill the void between new releases? Well, perhaps the
new reality TV series "Zebras Know Best" will help to
calm the nerves for the moment.
Cheers and thanks to Jayney for sharing!

+1 --- an Urs-cam which allowed screentan to watch the back of Urs' head while writing code would undoubtedly slow his metabolic rate.

Krakatau · Post by **Krakatau** » Sat May 16, 2009 4:51 am

knowing his sense of humor we've got some chances to see this thread getting sticky !!!!

screentan · Post by **screentan** » Sat May 16, 2009 5:36 am

One final bit I will add before I shut up is that a good friend just returned from Africa and he said there is a bitter trademark dispute going on between the African Zebra and the binary Zebra created by u No He. The binary camp have imposed tough legislation on the poor beasts who now have to pay a royalty in order to call themselves Zebra. Their whole identity revolves around being able to call themselves Zebra and in a desperate attempt to come up with the
money for the royalties they have started running adult phone services but you try answering and operating a phone with clumping great hoofs! Needless to say it's not going too well for them and they need our help so dig deep people and don't let our real and beautiful landscape turn into a binary one.

mellotronaut · Post by **mellotronaut** » Sat May 16, 2009 6:10 am

streifentier wrote:
pekadan wrote:
screentan wrote:I thought URS stands for Unscrupulous Revenue Service.
I also heard he keeps a live foetus in his research lab.
Interesting, I did not know that. What I do know is that he keeps some poor scientist genius named Howard locked up in his research lab. He's pure evil this Urs.
Yes, Howard is known to be chained in a dim room somewhere in the basement of URS TOWER, living on moulded bread and tap water.

He gets a piece of cheese, though, whenever he puts out a Zebra patch (if it's good enough, that is).

(Or what did you think about why his quality patches are available for such low cost?)

Btw, the source of this information is KVR-member mellotronaut, he's got a similar guy locked in his cellar rooms, who's writing his music for him.)

Pretty disturbing, isn't it.

Huh

Yeah, once upon a time ... but this Streifentier escaped from the dungeons and now i have to write my own stuff and it doesn't work: stars, but no stripes!

billstei · Post by **billstei** » Sat May 16, 2009 2:39 pm

Since a black and white horse only needs a 1 bit color depth to represent it, there should be less bitterness.

Howard · Post by **Howard** » Sat May 16, 2009 2:50 pm

billstei wrote:Since a black and white horse only needs a 1 bit color depth to represent it, there should be less bitterness.

MitchK1989 · Post by **MitchK1989** » Sat May 16, 2009 2:52 pm

Filterscape VA is falling way behind pro-53. I mean, come on. They're on version 53. I'm not even on version 2 yet! UNNACCEPTABLE!

Urs · Post by **Urs** » Sat May 16, 2009 4:21 pm

billstei wrote:Since a black and white horse only needs a 1 bit color depth to represent it, there should be less bitterness.

Excellent!

saturninus · Post by **saturninus** » Mon May 18, 2009 10:11 pm

Boooo Urs!

Krakatau · Post by **Krakatau** » Mon May 18, 2009 10:44 pm

FIREPROOF Urs !

u-he

KVR Audio

Flame Urs!!!!