billstei's FFT "Zebra", hakey's constructed "I Am Zebra"

[Timfonie]

Exactly! A synth sound you almost can't tell apart from a recorded human voice will give people an uneasy feeling. That will hurt Zebra sales so let's stop creating even more convincing 'Zebra talk'. No more patches please.

[billstei]

My most revolting patches were probably inspired by Polybius who was doing fart noise research. This is why telecommuting is so important for certain types of work.