u-he

glokraw · Post by **glokraw** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 4:57 pm

dburns wrote:Before this thread reaches full flamewar intensity, let me point the seekers of Zebra beer burps to a satisfying and realistic rendition of the amazing Zebra beer fart:

http://www.kvraudio.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=3543834

It's in the fifth post down.

Thanks to Polybius.

(Oh, and Kanye West uses a Mac. See what it did to HIS manners.)

I heard Beyonce has him scheduled for some back-alley 'chiropractic adjustments'.
Well deserved, if true

billstei · Post by **billstei** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 5:17 pm

The only flame war that I would willing participate in would be to determine if mosquitoes are sentient and have feelings, or if they are merely biological machines. I mean even blood sucking vampires have feelings and loved ones at home according to the Twilight movies, so I have this moral dilemma every time I step outside.

elxsound · Post by **elxsound** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 5:35 pm

billstei wrote:The only flame war that I would willing participate in would be to determine if mosquitoes are sentient and have feelings, or if they are merely biological machines. I mean even blood sucking vampires have feelings and loved ones at home according to the Twilight movies, so I have this moral dilemma every time I step outside.

Very good question... I don't know which side I'd be on yet, so I couldn't join the flame war just yet.

I will say this though... Moral dilemmas suck.

billstei · Post by **billstei** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 5:51 pm

Are burps and farts of the same music genre or completely different?

Please use as much firey rhetoric as possible when replying.

lagavulin16 · Post by **lagavulin16** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 7:00 pm

I'm joining as well. I also need some sort of gear/plugin buying addiction group.

xh3rv · Post by **xh3rv** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 7:04 pm

dburns wrote: (Oh, and Kanye West uses a Mac. See what it did to HIS manners.)

Random fun thing to do this week: If you're at _any_ event with a microphone, grab it and just mention that Beyonce's video was the greatest OF ALL TIME.

billstei · Post by **billstei** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 7:42 pm

billstei wrote:The only flame war that I would willing participate in would be to determine if mosquitoes are sentient and have feelings, or if they are merely biological machines. I mean even blood sucking vampires have feelings and loved ones at home according to the Twilight movies, so I have this moral dilemma every time I step outside.

MosquitoLove

djsubject · Post by **djsubject** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 8:28 pm

dburns wrote:Oh, and Kanye West uses a Mac.

this quote could end so many wars

blurk · Post by **blurk** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 1:26 am

billstei wrote:I have 4 1/2 Windows machines, 2 1/2 Linux, and 1 Mac. What side am I taking?

You're missing a FreeBSD machine. Until I rationalised my computers a while ago, I had a FreeBSD machine, a Mac, a Linux box and several Windows boxes.

billstei · Post by **billstei** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 4:24 pm

blurk wrote:
billstei wrote:I have 4 1/2 Windows machines, 2 1/2 Linux, and 1 Mac. What side am I taking?
You're missing a FreeBSD machine. Until I rationalised my computers a while ago, I had a FreeBSD machine, a Mac, a Linux box and several Windows boxes.

I wish I had not rationalised my computers, because now they huddle in a group on the other side of the room whispering among themselves, and sometimes they ask me where I keep the money and my car keys.

elxsound · Post by **elxsound** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 4:52 pm

billstei wrote: MosquitoLove

Great patch man!

I was worried about the sound initially because I hate mosquitos with a passion, but pressing the keys is so satisfying!

billstei · Post by **billstei** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 5:07 pm

elxicano wrote:
billstei wrote: MosquitoLove
Great patch man!

I was worried about the sound initially because I hate mosquitos with a passion, but pressing the keys is so satisfying!

I wonder if I play that patch in a loop and point the speakers out the windows of my house if I can clean up the neighborhood.

kajiotaku · Post by **kajiotaku** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 1:06 pm

billstei wrote:
elxicano wrote:
billstei wrote: MosquitoLove
Great patch man!

I was worried about the sound initially because I hate mosquitos with a passion, but pressing the keys is so satisfying!
I wonder if I play that patch in a loop and point the speakers out the windows of my house if I can clean up the neighborhood.

Damn. I'm gonna try that.

Howard · Post by **Howard** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 3:10 pm

My take on wind synthesis in Zebra2:
http://www.box.net/shared/kautx6d4fm
enjoy

elxsound · Post by **elxsound** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 3:13 pm

Howard wrote:My take on wind synthesis in Zebra2:
http://www.box.net/shared/kautx6d4fm
enjoy

I was still working on the Beer burp... I had one close, but turned it into a nice bass patch. Maybe I can still alter it and help complete the wind synthesis.

u-he

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