"Cannot be watched in Germany because of GEMA copyrights"...ntom wrote:They've come up before [on other KVR topics] because of their witty music video and song:
why nobody cares about my music ..?
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- 10196 posts since 12 Mar, 2012 from the Bavarian Alps to my feet and the globe around my head
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- KVRAF
- 2295 posts since 18 Oct, 2010 from Japan
Just Youtube search "How To Produce A Club Track Today" by DJs From Mars
(Or try "Phat Ass Drop" for the song title)
(Or try "Phat Ass Drop" for the song title)
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- KVRAF
- 5524 posts since 5 May, 2007 from Mars Colony
ntom wrote:And suddenly after watching that snippet from Portlandia....
Traktor Kontroller S4 for sale.
You can always go into parody TV. Or become a ghost hunter.
"You don’t expect much beyond a gaping, misspelled void when you stare into the cold dark place that is Internet comments."
---Salon on internet trolls attacking Cleveland kidnapping victim Amanda Berry
---Salon on internet trolls attacking Cleveland kidnapping victim Amanda Berry
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- KVRAF
- 5524 posts since 5 May, 2007 from Mars Colony
Very funny, and it boils down to:Tricky-Loops wrote:"Cannot be watched in Germany because of GEMA copyrights"...
1) Crack Live 9 or FLS 10
2) Find file shared loops or full tracks, download.
3) Crack filter and distortion plug-ins of your choice.
4) Sweep filters.
5) Wobble LFO's.
6) Tweak distortions.
7) Become incredibly famous and get laid.
And in this way, we understand the entire world of modern DJ/electronic music.
"You don’t expect much beyond a gaping, misspelled void when you stare into the cold dark place that is Internet comments."
---Salon on internet trolls attacking Cleveland kidnapping victim Amanda Berry
---Salon on internet trolls attacking Cleveland kidnapping victim Amanda Berry
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- 10196 posts since 12 Mar, 2012 from the Bavarian Alps to my feet and the globe around my head
THAT'S FRAUD!!! SUPERHITMAKER 5.1 ISN'T AVAILABLE ANY MORE!!!ntom wrote:Just Youtube search "How To Produce A Club Track Today" by DJs From Mars
(Or try "Phat Ass Drop" for the song title)
NOW I'LL HAVE TO BUY DUBTURBO!!!
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- KVRAF
- 2295 posts since 18 Oct, 2010 from Japan
What's even funnier is how this song is sort of a social commentary on the music industry and subsequently some of the fans of it, and yet you read the comments on the song and it is almost ironic the responses this song gets.A.M. Gold wrote:Very funny, and it boils down to:Tricky-Loops wrote:"Cannot be watched in Germany because of GEMA copyrights"...
1) Crack Live 9 or FLS 10
2) Find file shared loops or full tracks, download.
3) Crack filter and distortion plug-ins of your choice.
4) Sweep filters.
5) Wobble LFO's.
6) Tweak distortions.
7) Become incredibly famous and get laid.
And in this way, we understand the entire world of modern DJ/electronic music.
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- 10196 posts since 12 Mar, 2012 from the Bavarian Alps to my feet and the globe around my head
That's not all! How could you forget Teh Fausage Sattner?A.M. Gold wrote:Very funny, and it boils down to:Tricky-Loops wrote:"Cannot be watched in Germany because of GEMA copyrights"...
1) Crack Live 9 or FLS 10
2) Find file shared loops or full tracks, download.
3) Crack filter and distortion plug-ins of your choice.
4) Sweep filters.
5) Wobble LFO's.
6) Tweak distortions.
7) Become incredibly famous and get laid.
And in this way, we understand the entire world of modern DJ/electronic music.
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- KVRAF
- 5524 posts since 5 May, 2007 from Mars Colony
Two Middle Class Suburban Kids in Their Parents' Basement with FL wrote:Now we're going to "master" the "song" with Sausage Fattener
"You don’t expect much beyond a gaping, misspelled void when you stare into the cold dark place that is Internet comments."
---Salon on internet trolls attacking Cleveland kidnapping victim Amanda Berry
---Salon on internet trolls attacking Cleveland kidnapping victim Amanda Berry
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- KVRer
- 26 posts since 9 Nov, 2012
My advice is to stop blaming others because your music is not heard and to stop insulting other producers. 90% of today's mainstream music is shit and guess what? It's not even about music nowadays! I know I am better than many well-known producers, but that does not mean you have to hate them because they're popular, you have to learn to deal with it. If you want to making commercial music then you have to adjust and to know what the type song crowd want to hear even if you have to make really stupid song. Remmeber art and commercial music don't go together. If you want to make real art you don't need anyone's oppinion and recall constantly why do you do this? Why are you into music?. Because you love to, right?. Remember when you made the very first song? It was a beautiful feeling and you were happy, right? You shouldn't have no opinion you were just happy 'cos you created something. Something that is only yours. The real answer is the truth and sometimes the truth hurts the most. You can have the best marketing in the world but if your song is not good...
...and the worst part is that your song shouldn't be good to you but to the crowd. Life is not fair and neither music, deal with it.
...and the worst part is that your song shouldn't be good to you but to the crowd. Life is not fair and neither music, deal with it.
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- 18525 posts since 26 Jun, 2006 from San Francisco Bay Area
The hard truth is that for most of us no one cares about our music. First, there's tons of good music out there already. SO much you could spend the rest of your life just going through the good stuff that was released before you were born. Second, why? What are you doing? Is it great? New? Tapping the pulse of the collective consciousness?
Probably not. Anyway, my advice is do it for yourself. Do it so YOU love it. Keep sharing but expect nothing. One day you may hit on something, but if not, you had a great time making music.
Zerocrossing Media
4th Law of Robotics: When turning evil, display a red indicator light. ~[ ●_● ]~
4th Law of Robotics: When turning evil, display a red indicator light. ~[ ●_● ]~
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- 5524 posts since 5 May, 2007 from Mars Colony
I tend to agree with this assessment. But I would add that it's not out of reach for an "unknown" music composer/producer to make waves in the wider culture of our times, but there is a massive qualification: you will HAVE TO make something truly arresting, surprising, moving, utterly impressive, and maybe even (pardon the cliche) revolutionary.zerocrossing wrote:The hard truth is that for most of us no one cares about our music. First, there's tons of good music out there already. SO much you could spend the rest of your life just going through the good stuff that was released before you were born. Second, why? What are you doing? Is it great? New? Tapping the pulse of the collective consciousness?Probably not. Anyway, my advice is do it for yourself. Do it so YOU love it. Keep sharing but expect nothing. One day you may hit on something, but if not, you had a great time making music.
All of that sounds like smarmy pie in the sky talk, but it's inescapably true. Why? Because otherwise, as zerocrossing indicated, you will just fade back into the crowd, and the "crowd" has all the same tools and all the same access to exposure via the internet that you have.
"You don’t expect much beyond a gaping, misspelled void when you stare into the cold dark place that is Internet comments."
---Salon on internet trolls attacking Cleveland kidnapping victim Amanda Berry
---Salon on internet trolls attacking Cleveland kidnapping victim Amanda Berry
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- KVRAF
- 16977 posts since 23 Jun, 2010 from north of London ON
I wish I was..it would help to make this thread more dealable.vurt wrote:but, i am reasonably high.
Barry
If a billion people believe a stupid thing it is still a stupid thing
If a billion people believe a stupid thing it is still a stupid thing
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- KVRAF
- 16977 posts since 23 Jun, 2010 from north of London ON
eTricky-Loops wrote:THAT'S FRAUD!!! SUPERHITMAKER 5.1 ISN'T AVAILABLE ANY MORE!!!ntom wrote:Just Youtube search "How To Produce A Club Track Today" by DJs From Mars
(Or try "Phat Ass Drop" for the song title)
NOW I'LL HAVE TO BUY DUBTURBO!!!
Pfffft.
Dubturbo my backside..it only works on the melody...and no beatses!!!!!!
Barry
If a billion people believe a stupid thing it is still a stupid thing
If a billion people believe a stupid thing it is still a stupid thing
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- KVRAF
- 2295 posts since 18 Oct, 2010 from Japan
trimph1 wrote:eTricky-Loops wrote:THAT'S FRAUD!!! SUPERHITMAKER 5.1 ISN'T AVAILABLE ANY MORE!!!ntom wrote:Just Youtube search "How To Produce A Club Track Today" by DJs From Mars
(Or try "Phat Ass Drop" for the song title)
NOW I'LL HAVE TO BUY DUBTURBO!!!
Pfffft.
Dubturbo my backside..it only works on the melody...and no beatses!!!!!!![]()
WHAAAAT!?!
I hurd Dumbtubbo made phat ass drops!
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- KVRAF
- 5524 posts since 5 May, 2007 from Mars Colony
This makses teh fattest arse drops of all timeeees:
"You don’t expect much beyond a gaping, misspelled void when you stare into the cold dark place that is Internet comments."
---Salon on internet trolls attacking Cleveland kidnapping victim Amanda Berry
---Salon on internet trolls attacking Cleveland kidnapping victim Amanda Berry
