KVR Audio

Compyfox · Post by **Compyfox** » Sun Feb 16, 2014 8:13 pm

4damind wrote:There is also a interesting video some guy made about this:

Another reason why I still refuse to have a Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and SoundCloud account.

I - don't - necessarily - need - it.

Then again... if I want to create a video tutorial series, I need a Google Account for YT. Welcome to the data kraken and a new world of spam.

cryophonik · Post by **cryophonik** » Sun Feb 16, 2014 8:26 pm

Tricky-Loops wrote:I was about to offer a Pay-for-Pray service but then I deleted everything because I was afraid of falling into HPC with no way out...

I've opted to go for the Soundcloud Pray-for-Play service. Each time I post a new song, I get down on my knees and pray to any god that will listen that somebody will actually find my new song in the musical abyss known as Soundcloud.

Tricky-Loops · Post by **Tricky-Loops** » Sun Feb 16, 2014 8:41 pm

cryophonik wrote:Each time I post a song, I get down on my knees and pray...

That would make great lyrics!

Tricky-Loops · Post by **Tricky-Loops** » Sun Feb 16, 2014 8:55 pm

Every time I post a song,
I get down on my knees and pray
that someone could find it on the cloud today
and if not I would even come along
and proudly pay someone.

(Tricky Loops)

SuitcaseOfLizards · Post by **SuitcaseOfLizards** » Mon Feb 17, 2014 6:42 pm

That'll never sell, you need to rap it up a bit:

I post a song in my own SOUNDCLOUD
It kinda sucks but I mixed it really LOUD
Drop down on ma knees, and I start to PRAY
I'll get a listen and I won't have to PAY
This tune is so bad that I think I'm gonna HURL
But I got a like from a hot CAM GIRL

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Mon Feb 17, 2014 6:47 pm

woolyloach wrote: But I got a like from a hot CAM GIRL

whos real name is dave
and he lives with his mum
he wants to meet you at a rave
and take you into insanity...

highkoo · Post by **highkoo** » Mon Feb 17, 2014 7:09 pm

I wurkz hawrd on ma' snarez,
but people be like who kurz,
I check the cams for the girleez,
but they deleted too errlee.
I follow all ma nukkaz,
Stayz away frum all deez sukkaz,
But err'time I go post a track
err'one love the shit thats whack.

(On that last line you have to imagine a giant snare roll build up. 'Bap-bap-bap-bap-bapbapbapbapbapbapbapapappapppppppppppzzzzzzzzzz. And maybe a giant shit sounding lead that goes 'twee-twee-EE-EE, twee-twee-EE-EE...')

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Mon Feb 17, 2014 7:49 pm

theres clearly no money in music, iggy pop and now snoop doggity doggy doo selling car insurance.

seismic1 · Post by **seismic1** » Mon Feb 17, 2014 7:59 pm

And a robot with autotune

barfsville

osiris · Post by **osiris** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 2:20 pm

don't talk about Daft Punk like that....

ontol · Post by **ontol** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 5:27 pm

I did the pay-for-play thing. After about 3 plays I got a refund and an email saying it just wasn't worth it to them to have to even play the stuff. I suggested they could mute it, but they were worried the stink would get stuck in the computers.

seismic1 · Post by **seismic1** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 7:57 pm

ontol wrote:I did the pay-for-play thing. After about 3 plays I got a refund and an email saying it just wasn't worth it to them to have to even play the stuff. I suggested they could mute it, but they were worried the stink would get stuck in the computers.

SuitcaseOfLizards · Post by **SuitcaseOfLizards** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 10:00 pm

vurt wrote:
woolyloach wrote: But I got a like from a hot CAM GIRL
whos real name is dave
and he lives with his mum
he wants to meet you at a rave
and take you into insanity...

V0RT3X · Post by **V0RT3X** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 10:02 pm

highkoo wrote:I wurkz hawrd on ma' snarez,
but people be like who kurz,
I check the cams for the girleez,
but they deleted too errlee.
I follow all ma nukkaz,
Stayz away frum all deez sukkaz,
But err'time I go post a track
err'one love the shit thats whack.

(On that last line you have to imagine a giant snare roll build up. 'Bap-bap-bap-bap-bapbapbapbapbapbapbapapappapppppppppppzzzzzzzzzz. And maybe a giant shit sounding lead that goes 'twee-twee-EE-EE, twee-twee-EE-EE...')

How come your not on MTV yet making them dollaz

highkoo · Post by **highkoo** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 10:31 pm

V0RT3X wrote:
highkoo wrote:I wurkz hawrd on ma' snarez,
but people be like who kurz,
I check the cams for the girleez,
but they deleted too errlee.
I follow all ma nukkaz,
Stayz away frum all deez sukkaz,
But err'time I go post a track
err'one love the shit thats whack.

(On that last line you have to imagine a giant snare roll build up. 'Bap-bap-bap-bap-bapbapbapbapbapbapbapapappapppppppppppzzzzzzzzzz. And maybe a giant shit sounding lead that goes 'twee-twee-EE-EE, twee-twee-EE-EE...')
How come your not on MTV yet making them dollaz

Who sez I i'nt be doe, sunn?
People don’t think it be like it is, but it do...

You must have missed me, I was the skinny white guy in the back.

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