Describe yourself
- KVRAF
- Topic Starter
- 2041 posts since 15 Aug, 2012 from Australia
I'd been going to my pub for three years. They used to have a jug of beer waiting, poured and ready to go on the counter. One day, I'd had a shave just for the hell of it...I walked in and grabbed the jug and was immediately accosted... They didn't believe it was me... I was asked to produce ID etc...I was 23...V0RT3X wrote:I guess i should point out that I'm also 29 but look around 18 or 19 and get mistaken for a teenager quite often. This makes it hard for me to attract girls closer to my age most of the time cause they think im just a kid lol ...
These days people ask me I'd I need a wheelchair.
Try not to let a 44 tonne truck park on top of you
I'm tired of being insane. I'm going outsane for some fresh air.
- KVRAF
- 12263 posts since 7 Sep, 2006 from Roseville, CA
OK, serious answer:
1 desktop PC, 1 laptop PC, 1 MacBook Air
Virus TI2, Kurzweil PC3X, DSI Mopho X4, Novation Remote SL mkII 61, Maschine v1
2 basses (G&L, Cort Curbow fretless), 1 Yamaha acoustic guitar
MOTU 828mkII, Yamaha HS80Ms + sub, PreSonus headphone amp HP60
Focusrite ISA Two, SSL Xlogic Alpha Channel, Drawmer DL241, FMR RNC, iConnect MIDI2
Mojave MA201 FET, Shure SM7B, some cheaper condensers
Too many heapdhones - BD DT800s, AKG K701s, Senn HD280s (x2), some cheaper Senns,...
Sonar, PT11, Logic Pro X, Studio One v2
No idea how many plugins - Sonar says 408 VSTs IIRC, but that includes multiple versions of Waves plugins, also have AAXs and AUs; my guess is <100 commercial plugins, the rest bundled
Degrees in music theory/composition, aquatic biological and toxicology; sit on my ass in an office all day while chops go to hell and arthritis sets in, post on KVR etc, go home to family and try to scrape up the energy to make music after the gym, routine chores are done and the wife/son go bed, sometimes successful, but usually start an idea just before I run out of energy. Rinse and repeat the next day.
1 desktop PC, 1 laptop PC, 1 MacBook Air
Virus TI2, Kurzweil PC3X, DSI Mopho X4, Novation Remote SL mkII 61, Maschine v1
2 basses (G&L, Cort Curbow fretless), 1 Yamaha acoustic guitar
MOTU 828mkII, Yamaha HS80Ms + sub, PreSonus headphone amp HP60
Focusrite ISA Two, SSL Xlogic Alpha Channel, Drawmer DL241, FMR RNC, iConnect MIDI2
Mojave MA201 FET, Shure SM7B, some cheaper condensers
Too many heapdhones - BD DT800s, AKG K701s, Senn HD280s (x2), some cheaper Senns,...
Sonar, PT11, Logic Pro X, Studio One v2
No idea how many plugins - Sonar says 408 VSTs IIRC, but that includes multiple versions of Waves plugins, also have AAXs and AUs; my guess is <100 commercial plugins, the rest bundled
Degrees in music theory/composition, aquatic biological and toxicology; sit on my ass in an office all day while chops go to hell and arthritis sets in, post on KVR etc, go home to family and try to scrape up the energy to make music after the gym, routine chores are done and the wife/son go bed, sometimes successful, but usually start an idea just before I run out of energy. Rinse and repeat the next day.
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Logic Pro | LUNA Pro | OB-X8 | Prophet 6 | OB-6 | Rev2 | TEO-5 | Pro 3 | SE-1X | Minitaur | Deepmind 12D | Slim Phatty | TR-1000 | Analog RYTM mk2 | Digitakt 2 | TD-3 MO | TD-3 | Maschine+
- Rad Grandad
- 38041 posts since 6 Sep, 2003 from Downeast Maine
Kriminal wrote:Tired
re-tired
The highest form of knowledge is empathy, for it requires us to suspend our egos and live in another's world. It requires profound, purpose‐larger‐than‐the‐self kind of understanding.
- KVRAF
- 12263 posts since 7 Sep, 2006 from Roseville, CA
Consider that the "tldr" version of my reply.Kriminal wrote:Tired
Logic Pro | LUNA Pro | OB-X8 | Prophet 6 | OB-6 | Rev2 | TEO-5 | Pro 3 | SE-1X | Minitaur | Deepmind 12D | Slim Phatty | TR-1000 | Analog RYTM mk2 | Digitakt 2 | TD-3 MO | TD-3 | Maschine+
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- KVRAF
- 8413 posts since 4 Jul, 2012 from Alesia
I guess I'm kind of lucky I havn't aged faster physically which is odd considering the amount of drinking and crazy shit I've done. I used to be a pretty bad smoker when i was around 19 to 21 too. I guess I should'nt complain too much..werp wrote:I'd been going to my pub for three years. They used to have a jug of beer waiting, poured and ready to go on the counter. One day, I'd had a shave just for the hell of it...I walked in and grabbed the jug and was immediately accosted... They didn't believe it was me... I was asked to produce ID etc...I was 23...V0RT3X wrote:I guess i should point out that I'm also 29 but look around 18 or 19 and get mistaken for a teenager quite often. This makes it hard for me to attract girls closer to my age most of the time cause they think im just a kid lol ...
These days people ask me I'd I need a wheelchair.
Try not to let a 44 tonne truck park on top of you
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- KVRAF
- 8413 posts since 4 Jul, 2012 from Alesia
You make your living from music?cryophonik wrote:OK, serious answer:
1 desktop PC, 1 laptop PC, 1 MacBook Air
Virus TI2, Kurzweil PC3X, DSI Mopho X4, Novation Remote SL mkII 61, Maschine v1
2 basses (G&L, Cort Curbow fretless), 1 Yamaha acoustic guitar
MOTU 828mkII, Yamaha HS80Ms + sub, PreSonus headphone amp HP60
Focusrite ISA Two, SSL Xlogic Alpha Channel, Drawmer DL241, FMR RNC, iConnect MIDI2
Mojave MA201 FET, Shure SM7B, some cheaper condensers
Too many heapdhones - BD DT800s, AKG K701s, Senn HD280s (x2), some cheaper Senns,...
Sonar, PT11, Logic Pro X, Studio One v2
No idea how many plugins - Sonar says 408 VSTs IIRC, but that includes multiple versions of Waves plugins, also have AAXs and AUs; my guess is <100 commercial plugins, the rest bundled
Degrees in music theory/composition, aquatic biological and toxicology; sit on my ass in an office all day while chops go to hell and arthritis sets in, post on KVR etc, go home to family and try to scrape up the energy to make music after the gym, routine chores are done and the wife/son go bed, sometimes successful, but usually start an idea just before I run out of energy. Rinse and repeat the next day.
- KVRAF
- 8705 posts since 9 Jan, 2004 from leroyaumeuni
39 year old sarcastic peaty single malt slurping Macbook Pro wielding Arsenal supporting J.S.Bach obsessed DAW flip-flopping espresso snob.
Music-wise, in general
Logic Pro X
Zebra
Alchemy
MBP
Headphones
Music-wise, in general
Logic Pro X
Zebra
Alchemy
MBP
Headphones
My other host is Bruce Forsyth
- KVRAF
- 12263 posts since 7 Sep, 2006 from Roseville, CA
No, I make my living as a scientist. Sorry for the confusion. I used to make my living as a gigging musician, sound/light tech, etc. But, those days are long behind me. Music is just my hobby now and, quite frankly, I like it that way, even if I don't have nearly enough time to do it.V0RT3X wrote: You make your living from music? That's pretty awesome, I don't think I could ever make music for other people, that would be way too difficult so kudos!
Logic Pro | LUNA Pro | OB-X8 | Prophet 6 | OB-6 | Rev2 | TEO-5 | Pro 3 | SE-1X | Minitaur | Deepmind 12D | Slim Phatty | TR-1000 | Analog RYTM mk2 | Digitakt 2 | TD-3 MO | TD-3 | Maschine+
- KVRAF
- Topic Starter
- 2041 posts since 15 Aug, 2012 from Australia
I can't figure the novation sl mk2 for the life of me...cryophonik wrote:OK, serious answer:
1 desktop PC, 1 laptop PC, 1 MacBook Air
Virus TI2, Kurzweil PC3X, DSI Mopho X4, Novation Remote SL mkII 61, Maschine v1
2 basses (G&L, Cort Curbow fretless), 1 Yamaha acoustic guitar
MOTU 828mkII, Yamaha HS80Ms + sub, PreSonus headphone amp HP60
Focusrite ISA Two, SSL Xlogic Alpha Channel, Drawmer DL241, FMR RNC, iConnect MIDI2
Mojave MA201 FET, Shure SM7B, some cheaper condensers
Too many heapdhones - BD DT800s, AKG K701s, Senn HD280s (x2), some cheaper Senns,...
Sonar, PT11, Logic Pro X, Studio One v2
No idea how many plugins - Sonar says 408 VSTs IIRC, but that includes multiple versions of Waves plugins, also have AAXs and AUs; my guess is <100 commercial plugins, the rest bundled
Degrees in music theory/composition, aquatic biological and toxicology; sit on my ass in an office all day while chops go to hell and arthritis sets in, post on KVR etc, go home to family and try to scrape up the energy to make music after the gym, routine chores are done and the wife/son go bed, sometimes successful, but usually start an idea just before I run out of energy. Rinse and repeat the next day.
I guess I'm showing my age.
Virus ti 1, kronos 61 upgraded to x specs...gyms make me sneeze. congrats on the music degrees, serious respect...
Kids do that to one. They grow up...admittedly they still live with you when they're 25 but they can carry things that you'd rather not
I'm tired of being insane. I'm going outsane for some fresh air.
- addled muppet weed
- 111341 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass
19 yrs old
6'4"
38 ff breasts
long blonde hair
porn star
ex astronaught
former kgb agent
most number 1 singles in the 1950s
compulsive liar.
6'4"
38 ff breasts
long blonde hair
porn star
ex astronaught
former kgb agent
most number 1 singles in the 1950s
compulsive liar.
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experimental.crow experimental.crow https://www.kvraudio.com/forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=6258
- KVRAF
- 6895 posts since 9 Mar, 2003 from the bridge of sighs
rode hard and put up wet ...

- KVRAF
- Topic Starter
- 2041 posts since 15 Aug, 2012 from Australia
Last line ... Credibility factor zero.vurt wrote:19 yrs old
6'4"
38 ff breasts
long blonde hair
porn star
ex astronaught
former kgb agent
most number 1 singles in the 1950s
compulsive liar.
I'm not doing anything on Tuesday...
I'm tired of being insane. I'm going outsane for some fresh air.
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- KVRAF
- 8413 posts since 4 Jul, 2012 from Alesia
Science is good stuff and I respect the people who have the brains for it. Also awesome that you got degrees in music composition! I often wish i had the time to go to the local music conservatory so i could get more serious with piano.cryophonik wrote:No, I make my living as a scientist. Sorry for the confusion. I used to make my living as a gigging musician, sound/light tech, etc. But, those days are long behind me. Music is just my hobby now and, quite frankly, I like it that way, even if I don't have nearly enough time to do it.V0RT3X wrote: You make your living from music? That's pretty awesome, I don't think I could ever make music for other people, that would be way too difficult so kudos!
My university I will be going to has a jazz studies program that i wish i could get into. I have no formal musical background except a few lessons here and there and self-education stuff.
- KVRAF
- Topic Starter
- 2041 posts since 15 Aug, 2012 from Australia
Coffee bags rule!spaceman wrote:39 year old sarcastic peaty single malt slurping Macbook Pro wielding Arsenal supporting J.S.Bach obsessed DAW flip-flopping espresso snob.
Music-wise, in general
Logic Pro X
Zebra
Alchemy
MBP
Headphones
Much prefer blended..my girl is the single malt fan.
My arse needs a scratch...
I'm tired of being insane. I'm going outsane for some fresh air.
