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cytospur · Post by **cytospur** » Sun Apr 05, 2015 10:02 am

Followed by Friday for that much needed English fry up.

murnau · Post by **murnau** » Sun Apr 05, 2015 10:03 am

Frantz wrote:
Krakatau wrote:indeed : too many drinks on thirst day

I suspect most native English speakers wouldn't find this funny.

yeah, It's a long shot.. ..anyway, i just hope some of the "Bavaliens" Tricky mentioned would come with their flying saucer and hijack me to their planet of lust & love.

garryknight · Post by **garryknight** » Sun Apr 05, 2015 10:20 am

Frantz wrote: I suspect most native English speakers wouldn't find this funny.

A great many people in London and the surrounding area pronounce the two words almost identically. Think EastEnders. "Ah might be furstee on fursdee".

Frantz · Post by **Frantz** » Sun Apr 05, 2015 1:40 pm

cytospur wrote:Followed by Friday for that much needed English fry up.

Bring your umbrella on Wednesday / wetness day.

Doug1978 · Post by **Doug1978** » Sun Apr 05, 2015 1:51 pm

Eat food slowly on Tuesdays.

ps, not sure about the thirsties joke - it's like something out a 1940s Christmas cracker (but I quite like the thURSdays pun).

Frantz · Post by **Frantz** » Sun Apr 05, 2015 1:52 pm

garryknight wrote: A great many people in London and the surrounding area pronounce the two words almost identically. Think EastEnders. "Ah might be furstee on fursdee".

I see. I guess it doesn't help that the 2 words are pronounced very differently where I'm from.

Sendy · Post by **Sendy** » Sun Apr 05, 2015 3:19 pm

cytospur wrote:Followed by Friday for that much needed English fry up.

Then Saturday when most people like to sit down all day, and Sunday, when it is always sunny, then Monday when everyone talks in a Jamaican accent and calls eachother "mon!", Tuesday when this joke starts becoming unfunny and no actually that was Saturday but never mind.

mutantdog · Post by **mutantdog** » Sun Apr 05, 2015 4:22 pm

Kriminal wrote:
mutantdog wrote:... decent British night-clubs

Okay, maybe not all decent, but my old haunt "The Brunel Rooms" in Swindon was a damn good venue with some awesome events on Friday nights. Thursdays however, were something of a contrast to that.

Urs · Post by **Urs** » Sun Apr 05, 2015 5:35 pm

Sendy wrote:
cytospur wrote:Followed by Friday for that much needed English fry up.
Then Saturday when most people like to sit down all day, and Sunday, when it is always sunny, then Monday when everyone talks in a Jamaican accent and calls eachother "mon!", Tuesday when this joke starts becoming unfunny and no actually that was Saturday but never mind.

Well, Satyriasis means hypersexuality. That's why it's originally called Satyrday.

murnau · Post by **murnau** » Sun Apr 05, 2015 5:55 pm

Urs wrote:Well, Satyriasis means hypersexuality. That's why it's originally called Satyrday.

Am Samstag kommt das Sams..

Frantz · Post by **Frantz** » Sun Apr 05, 2015 5:57 pm

Two days of the week were named after synths:

Thursday = Thor's day

Saturday = Saturn day

Can we rename Wednesday to Divaday?

Erkenfresh · Post by **Erkenfresh** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 10:13 pm

I used to love Thor.

Winstontaneous · Post by **Winstontaneous** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 10:43 pm

Best time to go to the dentist? 2:30
Gotta see the chiropractor? How about next week?

Ummm...thanks for the $50 Bitwig voucher, just picked up ACE!

Howard · Post by **Howard** » Wed Apr 08, 2015 8:25 pm

murnau wrote:Am Samstag kommt das Sams..

Das wollte ich gerade schreiben!

Krakatau · Post by **Krakatau** » Wed Apr 08, 2015 8:32 pm

Frantz wrote:
Krakatau wrote:indeed : too many drinks on thirst day

I suspect most native English speakers wouldn't find this funny.

- you're talking about speakers but what about English headphones ?

u-he

KVR Audio

Out of the blue Urs, did you make that joke intentionally ?