I'm a foley artist, ask me to make free stuff!

[lotus2035]

I would like to order a recording of the sound of a blinking bound and gagged Foley artist wrapped in sponge while trapped in a soundproof glass case wrapped in sound proofing foam recorded on an iphone which is located at the opposite end of the house, itself wrapped in bubble wrap and being sat on by a person with a huge backside. Thanks

[Dan95363]

I would like to order a recording of the sound of a blinking bound and gagged Foley artist wrapped in sponge while trapped in a soundproof glass case wrapped in sound proofing foam recorded on an iphone which is located at the opposite end of the house, itself wrapped in bubble wrap and being sat on by a person with a huge backside. Thanks

Sure, just send me a three month old baby kangaroo wearing plaid socks and a Santa hat, taped to exactly 43 grapes and sent via priority mail, and you can call it a done deal.

[Tj Shredder]

Metal doors - the bigger the better...

[deastman]

Pie in the Face Night at the fetish club.

Edit:
Just to clarify, I’m referring to a store bought pie crust filled with whipped cream.

[Dan95363]

Metal doors - the bigger the better...

You got it!

[V0RT3X]

Dan you should offer up your services at fiver.

https://www.fiverr.com/

[Aloysius]

Slamming vurts head into a door to make some sfx for drum layering (assuming it hasn't been mentioned already).

[Dan95363]

Dan you should offer up your services at fiver.

https://www.fiverr.com/

Nah, what's the fun in paid work Real talk, I'm still in high school so completing things on time would be a bit tough, which is why I said monthly releases. However, this is 25% for building a portfolio heheh

My hope is to eventually sell sample packs on various platforms, but that's wayyy down the line.

[Dan95363]

Slamming vurts head into a door to make some sfx for drum layering (assuming it hasn't been mentioned already).

I mean, aight if he wants to come down

[deastman]

I’d like the sound of a zucchini, please.

[V0RT3X]

Dan you should offer up your services at fiver.

https://www.fiverr.com/

Nah, what's the fun in paid work Real talk, I'm still in high school so completing things on time would be a bit tough, which is why I said monthly releases. However, this is 25% for building a portfolio heheh

My hope is to eventually sell sample packs on various platforms, but that's wayyy down the line.

Just a thought, btw I never actually heard anything you've done but kudos for putting yourself out there at such a young age.

[Dan95363]

Dan you should offer up your services at fiver.

https://www.fiverr.com/

Nah, what's the fun in paid work Real talk, I'm still in high school so completing things on time would be a bit tough, which is why I said monthly releases. However, this is 25% for building a portfolio heheh

My hope is to eventually sell sample packs on various platforms, but that's wayyy down the line.

Just a thought, btw I never actually heard anything you've done but kudos for putting yourself out there at such a young age.

Thx It's a great way for me to build up a sound design library

[Aloysius]

Slamming vurts head into a door to make some sfx for drum layering (assuming it hasn't been mentioned already).

I mean, aight if he wants to come down

[vurt]

[el-bo (formerly ebow)]

I’d like the sound of a zucchini, please.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6Nw8i9pq3A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRLfGwQ7Nsw