I'm a foley artist, ask me to make free stuff!

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lotus2035
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4111 posts since 5 May, 2005 from Stockholm, Sweden

Post Sun Jan 27, 2019 12:25 pm

I would like to order a recording of the sound of a blinking bound and gagged Foley artist wrapped in sponge while trapped in a soundproof glass case wrapped in sound proofing foam recorded on an iphone which is located at the opposite end of the house, itself wrapped in bubble wrap and being sat on by a person with a huge backside. Thanks :party:

Dan95363
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22 posts since 14 Aug, 2017

Re: I'm a foley artist, ask me to make free stuff!

Post Sun Jan 27, 2019 2:44 pm

lotus2035 wrote:
Sun Jan 27, 2019 12:25 pm
I would like to order a recording of the sound of a blinking bound and gagged Foley artist wrapped in sponge while trapped in a soundproof glass case wrapped in sound proofing foam recorded on an iphone which is located at the opposite end of the house, itself wrapped in bubble wrap and being sat on by a person with a huge backside. Thanks :party:
Sure, just send me a three month old baby kangaroo wearing plaid socks and a Santa hat, taped to exactly 43 grapes and sent via priority mail, and you can call it a done deal.

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Tj Shredder
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2242 posts since 6 Jan, 2017 from Outer Space

Re: I'm a foley artist, ask me to make free stuff!

Post Tue Feb 26, 2019 8:26 am

Metal doors - the bigger the better...

deastman
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7048 posts since 7 Aug, 2003 from San Francisco Bay Area

Re: I'm a foley artist, ask me to make free stuff!

Post Tue Feb 26, 2019 1:52 pm

Pie in the Face Night at the fetish club.

Edit:
Just to clarify, I’m referring to a store bought pie crust filled with whipped cream.
Incomplete list of my gear: 110V AC to 12V DC 1.5A power supply (+ tip)

Dan95363
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22 posts since 14 Aug, 2017

Re: I'm a foley artist, ask me to make free stuff!

Post Tue Mar 26, 2019 12:54 pm

Tj Shredder wrote:
Tue Feb 26, 2019 8:26 am
Metal doors - the bigger the better...
You got it!

V0RT3X
KVRAF
7628 posts since 4 Jul, 2012 from Alesia

Re: I'm a foley artist, ask me to make free stuff!

Post Tue Mar 26, 2019 2:53 pm

Dan you should offer up your services at fiver.

https://www.fiverr.com/

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Aloysius
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23200 posts since 11 Aug, 2008 from a computer

Re: I'm a foley artist, ask me to make free stuff!

Post Tue Mar 26, 2019 3:09 pm

Slamming vurts head into a door to make some sfx for drum layering (assuming it hasn't been mentioned already).
Broccoli is murder.

Dan95363
KVRer
22 posts since 14 Aug, 2017

Re: I'm a foley artist, ask me to make free stuff!

Post Tue Mar 26, 2019 4:21 pm

V0RT3X wrote:
Tue Mar 26, 2019 2:53 pm
Dan you should offer up your services at fiver.

https://www.fiverr.com/
Nah, what's the fun in paid work :wink: Real talk, I'm still in high school so completing things on time would be a bit tough, which is why I said monthly releases. However, this is 25% for building a portfolio heheh

My hope is to eventually sell sample packs on various platforms, but that's wayyy down the line.

Dan95363
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22 posts since 14 Aug, 2017

Re: I'm a foley artist, ask me to make free stuff!

Post Tue Mar 26, 2019 4:26 pm

Aloysius wrote:
Tue Mar 26, 2019 3:09 pm
Slamming vurts head into a door to make some sfx for drum layering (assuming it hasn't been mentioned already).
I mean, aight if he wants to come down

deastman
KVRAF
7048 posts since 7 Aug, 2003 from San Francisco Bay Area

Re: I'm a foley artist, ask me to make free stuff!

Post Tue Mar 26, 2019 5:00 pm

I’d like the sound of a zucchini, please.
Incomplete list of my gear: 110V AC to 12V DC 1.5A power supply (+ tip)

V0RT3X
KVRAF
7628 posts since 4 Jul, 2012 from Alesia

Re: I'm a foley artist, ask me to make free stuff!

Post Tue Mar 26, 2019 5:16 pm

Dan95363 wrote:
Tue Mar 26, 2019 4:21 pm
V0RT3X wrote:
Tue Mar 26, 2019 2:53 pm
Dan you should offer up your services at fiver.

https://www.fiverr.com/
Nah, what's the fun in paid work :wink: Real talk, I'm still in high school so completing things on time would be a bit tough, which is why I said monthly releases. However, this is 25% for building a portfolio heheh

My hope is to eventually sell sample packs on various platforms, but that's wayyy down the line.
Just a thought, btw I never actually heard anything you've done but kudos for putting yourself out there at such a young age.

Dan95363
KVRer
22 posts since 14 Aug, 2017

Re: I'm a foley artist, ask me to make free stuff!

Post Tue Mar 26, 2019 6:22 pm

V0RT3X wrote:
Tue Mar 26, 2019 5:16 pm
Dan95363 wrote:
Tue Mar 26, 2019 4:21 pm
V0RT3X wrote:
Tue Mar 26, 2019 2:53 pm
Dan you should offer up your services at fiver.

https://www.fiverr.com/
Nah, what's the fun in paid work :wink: Real talk, I'm still in high school so completing things on time would be a bit tough, which is why I said monthly releases. However, this is 25% for building a portfolio heheh

My hope is to eventually sell sample packs on various platforms, but that's wayyy down the line.
Just a thought, btw I never actually heard anything you've done but kudos for putting yourself out there at such a young age.
Thx 8) It's a great way for me to build up a sound design library

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Aloysius
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23200 posts since 11 Aug, 2008 from a computer

Re: I'm a foley artist, ask me to make free stuff!

Post Tue Mar 26, 2019 9:12 pm

Dan95363 wrote:
Tue Mar 26, 2019 4:26 pm
Aloysius wrote:
Tue Mar 26, 2019 3:09 pm
Slamming vurts head into a door to make some sfx for drum layering (assuming it hasn't been mentioned already).
I mean, aight if he wants to come down
:hihi:
Broccoli is murder.

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vurt
addled muppet weed
42940 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Re: I'm a foley artist, ask me to make free stuff!

Post Wed Mar 27, 2019 6:30 am

:o

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el-bo (formerly ebow)
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11458 posts since 24 May, 2009 from A galaxy, far far away

Re: I'm a foley artist, ask me to make free stuff!

Post Wed Mar 27, 2019 6:53 am

deastman wrote:
Tue Mar 26, 2019 5:00 pm
I’d like the sound of a zucchini, please.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6Nw8i9pq3A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRLfGwQ7Nsw

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