Hi I am Professional Tom and here's a tutorial of secret EQ techniques. Other producers hate me for showing them to all.

How to do this, that and the other. Share, learn, teach. How did X do that? How can I sound like Y?
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AnX wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 5:02 pm
vurt wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 4:43 pm he was a ahit spiderman.

you say that like there's been a good one

:P
the new kid is pretty good.
and doesnt look like a middle aged man playing a school boy :hihi:

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Does the new kid also jizz from his hand?
"I was wondering if you'd like to try Magic Mushrooms"
"Oooh I dont know. Sounds a bit scary"
"It's not scary. You just lose a sense of who you are and all that sh!t"

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Mushy Mushy wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 5:29 pm Does the new kid also jizz from his hand?
Only if he's holding the right tool.

BTW... great thread from pro tom, beats a peeping tom, I guess, had me laughing my socks off... Happy bearfoot tooner ..
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Mushy Mushy wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 5:29 pm Does the new kid also jizz from his hand?
web shooters like it posed to be :D

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toonertik wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 5:34 pm
Mushy Mushy wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 5:29 pm Does the new kid also jizz from his hand?
Only if he's holding the right tool.
:lol:
"I was wondering if you'd like to try Magic Mushrooms"
"Oooh I dont know. Sounds a bit scary"
"It's not scary. You just lose a sense of who you are and all that sh!t"

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ProfessionalTom wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 3:59 pm I'm the one breaking the wheel.
Im pretty sure that doesnt mean what you think it does.

https://www.medievalchronicles.com/medi ... ine-wheel/
my other modular synth is a bugbrand

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Breaking wind?
Anyone who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

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Aloysius wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 5:41 pm Breaking wind?
you good enough to go pro? :o

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Not as Pro as Pro Tom.
Anyone who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

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vurt wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 5:45 pm
Aloysius wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 5:41 pm Breaking wind?
you good enough to go pro? :o
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Aloysius wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 5:41 pm Breaking wind?
Whee-e-e-el
I'm a professional and you can't deny it. If you do, you either were tricked by the League, or you are from the League.

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vurt wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 5:45 pm
Aloysius wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 5:41 pm Breaking wind?
you good enough to go pro? :o
Send me some of your work and I'll judge if you're ready to be pro. Then you can change your nickname.
I'm a professional and you can't deny it. If you do, you either were tricked by the League, or you are from the League.

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I hate ProfessionalTom for revealing our secret professional mixing secrets. Doesn't he realize how dangerous this kind of secret information can be if it falls into the wrong hands? Its secret for a reason. :tantrum:

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ProfessionalTom wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 5:52 pm
vurt wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 5:45 pm
Aloysius wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 5:41 pm Breaking wind?
you good enough to go pro? :o
Send me some of your work and I'll judge if you're ready to be pro. Then you can change your nickname.

In an envelope?

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ProfessionalTom wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 5:52 pm
vurt wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 5:45 pm
Aloysius wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 5:41 pm Breaking wind?
you good enough to go pro? :o
Send me some of your work and I'll judge if you're ready to be pro. Then you can change your nickname.
I just attached it to a pigeon. Keep your eyes peeled in case he drops that shit on your head.
Anyone who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

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