My poetry, Your poetry, for poetry I'm very hungry. Oh oh I rhyme even when I don't want to...

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ProfessionalTom
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568 posts since 10 Oct, 2019

Post Tue Nov 05, 2019 2:12 pm

Vurt is on a poem spree

Mo
Mo
Mo
Mo
Mo
Mo
Monster KILL KILL KILL KILL
I'm a professional and you can't deny it. If you do, you either were tricked by the League, or you are from the League.

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vurt
addled muppet weed
56684 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Re: My poetry, Your poetry, for poetry I'm very hungry. Oh oh I rhyme even when I don't want to...

Post Wed Nov 06, 2019 3:59 am

stanlea wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 05, 2019 12:39 pm
I feel insecure
I may be hurt
By the bad Vurt
Who's got the cure ?
there is no cure
once contracted, im forever more
such as the intimate moments in your life
you will think of me, as you "arrive".


arrive being a synonym for "climax" :)

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vurt
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Re: My poetry, Your poetry, for poetry I'm very hungry. Oh oh I rhyme even when I don't want to...

Post Wed Nov 06, 2019 4:00 am

ProfessionalTom wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 05, 2019 2:12 pm
Vurt is on a poem spree

Mo
Mo
Mo
Mo
Mo
Mo
Monster KILL KILL KILL KILL
vurt is nimble
vurt is quick
vurt cant stop playing






































with his lego.

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ProfessionalTom
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Re: My poetry, Your poetry, for poetry I'm very hungry. Oh oh I rhyme even when I don't want to...

Post Wed Nov 06, 2019 6:41 am

vurt wrote: ↑
Wed Nov 06, 2019 3:59 am
stanlea wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 05, 2019 12:39 pm
I feel insecure
I may be hurt
By the bad Vurt
Who's got the cure ?
there is no cure
once contracted, im forever more
such as the intimate moments in your life
you will think of me, as you "arrive".


arrive being a synonym for "climax" :)
I always think of you Vurt when I "arrive".
I'm a professional and you can't deny it. If you do, you either were tricked by the League, or you are from the League.

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ProfessionalTom
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Re: My poetry, Your poetry, for poetry I'm very hungry. Oh oh I rhyme even when I don't want to...

Post Wed Nov 06, 2019 6:42 am

vurt wrote: ↑
Wed Nov 06, 2019 4:00 am
ProfessionalTom wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 05, 2019 2:12 pm
Vurt is on a poem spree

Mo
Mo
Mo
Mo
Mo
Mo
Monster KILL KILL KILL KILL
vurt is nimble
vurt is quick
vurt cant stop playing






































with his lego.
I've been waiting for a video to load and then I realized it's just a bunch of enters haha
I'm a professional and you can't deny it. If you do, you either were tricked by the League, or you are from the League.

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vurt
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56684 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Re: My poetry, Your poetry, for poetry I'm very hungry. Oh oh I rhyme even when I don't want to...

Post Wed Nov 06, 2019 6:43 am

all entry and no exit :shrug:

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ProfessionalTom
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Re: My poetry, Your poetry, for poetry I'm very hungry. Oh oh I rhyme even when I don't want to...

Post Wed Nov 06, 2019 7:48 am

vurt wrote: ↑
Wed Nov 06, 2019 6:43 am
all entry and no exit :shrug:
That's what she said?
I'm a professional and you can't deny it. If you do, you either were tricked by the League, or you are from the League.

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vurt
addled muppet weed
56684 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Re: My poetry, Your poetry, for poetry I'm very hungry. Oh oh I rhyme even when I don't want to...

Post Wed Nov 06, 2019 9:51 am

ProfessionalTom wrote: ↑
Wed Nov 06, 2019 7:48 am
vurt wrote: ↑
Wed Nov 06, 2019 6:43 am
all entry and no exit :shrug:
That's what she said?
sadly she went for all exit no entry :cry:

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ProfessionalTom
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Re: My poetry, Your poetry, for poetry I'm very hungry. Oh oh I rhyme even when I don't want to...

Post Wed Nov 06, 2019 10:45 am

vurt wrote: ↑
Wed Nov 06, 2019 9:51 am
ProfessionalTom wrote: ↑
Wed Nov 06, 2019 7:48 am
vurt wrote: ↑
Wed Nov 06, 2019 6:43 am
all entry and no exit :shrug:
That's what she said?
sadly she went for all exit no entry :cry:

I want in! I screamed
Man I really did
But she was not into it
She just showed me exit
So I quit
I'm a professional and you can't deny it. If you do, you either were tricked by the League, or you are from the League.

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vurt
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56684 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Re: My poetry, Your poetry, for poetry I'm very hungry. Oh oh I rhyme even when I don't want to...

Post Wed Nov 06, 2019 10:49 am

...
and voted for brexit :cry:

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vurt
addled muppet weed
56684 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Re: My poetry, Your poetry, for poetry I'm very hungry. Oh oh I rhyme even when I don't want to...

Post Wed Nov 06, 2019 11:00 am

if birds, used words, its would be absurd, to hear them curse, while dropping turds
on your hair.

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ProfessionalTom
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Re: My poetry, Your poetry, for poetry I'm very hungry. Oh oh I rhyme even when I don't want to...

Post Thu Nov 07, 2019 1:05 am

I am you are she is
I feel like I have to piss
Shitbirds are atrocious I must say
You see they just want you to stay
Still
I'm a professional and you can't deny it. If you do, you either were tricked by the League, or you are from the League.

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vurt
addled muppet weed
56684 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Re: My poetry, Your poetry, for poetry I'm very hungry. Oh oh I rhyme even when I don't want to...

Post Thu Nov 07, 2019 6:51 am

18 and over only...

shes not a robot
she likes my piss
especially if i do it
all over her tits.


:o :oops:

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ProfessionalTom
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Re: My poetry, Your poetry, for poetry I'm very hungry. Oh oh I rhyme even when I don't want to...

Post Thu Nov 07, 2019 3:39 pm

vurt... is everything okay?
I'm a professional and you can't deny it. If you do, you either were tricked by the League, or you are from the League.

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ProfessionalTom
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Re: My poetry, Your poetry, for poetry I'm very hungry. Oh oh I rhyme even when I don't want to...

Post Fri Nov 08, 2019 12:00 am

I am okay I guess
Are you okay?
I'm gonna play chess
By the way I'm gay

~Tom
I'm a professional and you can't deny it. If you do, you either were tricked by the League, or you are from the League.

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