You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

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MFXxx
KVRAF
3101 posts since 27 Mar, 2010 from UK

Post Fri Dec 20, 2019 2:21 pm

Till you snorted a line of band the groupies cleavage!
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Unaspected
KVRian
1192 posts since 4 May, 2012

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Fri Dec 20, 2019 2:23 pm

I've seen a pop production that was using about 40 snares before. If you're going to layer and then compress to death, why not just one or two snares with some noise?

That said, one of the tracks I am currently mixing has three kicks and snares and the additional layers have been quite useful in creating variation and interest.

jancivil wrote:
Fri Dec 20, 2019 2:11 pm
Forgotten wrote:
Fri Dec 20, 2019 12:36 pm
vurt wrote:
Fri Dec 20, 2019 12:31 pm
till you layer at least 25 samples to make each kick.
Then spend the next few weeks agonizing over how bad it sounds after you “tuned” it...
Half of which time you spent asking the music theory board how to find the right pitch
:hihi:

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thecontrolcentre
KVRAF
26829 posts since 27 Jul, 2005 from the wilds of wanny

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Fri Dec 20, 2019 3:01 pm

Till you've recorded your samples and riffs onto vinyl in order to resample them and get that authentic sound ...

Kr3eM
KVRist
478 posts since 1 Sep, 2007

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Fri Dec 20, 2019 3:14 pm

Till you have blamed a mastering engineer instead of acknowledge that it's your own lack of skills that are the real reason your snare sounds like sh*t

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Forgotten
KVRAF
10085 posts since 15 Apr, 2019 from Nowhere

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Fri Dec 20, 2019 3:20 pm

jancivil wrote:
Fri Dec 20, 2019 2:11 pm
Forgotten wrote:
Fri Dec 20, 2019 12:36 pm
vurt wrote:
Fri Dec 20, 2019 12:31 pm
till you layer at least 25 samples to make each kick.
Then spend the next few weeks agonizing over how bad it sounds after you “tuned” it...
Half of which time you spent asking the music theory board how to find the right pitch
:hihi:

WordClock
KVRist
55 posts since 17 Jun, 2019

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Fri Dec 20, 2019 4:21 pm

Unless you can design your own Multi Player Role Playing Game character and have enough items.

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lotus2035
KVRAF
4256 posts since 5 May, 2005 from Stockholm, Sweden

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Fri Dec 20, 2019 5:06 pm

...unless you lay at least 5 eggs per week.

sjm
KVRAF
2016 posts since 17 Apr, 2004

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Fri Dec 20, 2019 5:11 pm

... you've endorsed at least as many products as JR.
Voted KVR's resident drunk Robert Smith impersonator (thanks Frantz!)

https://soundcloud.com/steevm/

Meffy
Skunk Mod
21321 posts since 10 Jun, 2004 from Pony Pasture

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Fri Dec 20, 2019 7:44 pm

vurt wrote:
Fri Dec 20, 2019 1:27 pm
till you release your own fragrance
No comment.

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Rad Grandad
31131 posts since 6 Sep, 2003 from Downeast Maine

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Fri Dec 20, 2019 8:26 pm

:hihi:
Why are so many guitar player jokes one liners? So the rest of the band can understand them.

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Forgotten
KVRAF
10085 posts since 15 Apr, 2019 from Nowhere

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Fri Dec 20, 2019 8:50 pm

:lol:

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Frantz
KVRAF
5320 posts since 18 Jul, 2008 from New York

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Fri Dec 20, 2019 9:24 pm

... unless you invest in a $15,000 analog signal chain for your music which people will listen to on Soundcloud with $9 earbuds.

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Rad Grandad
31131 posts since 6 Sep, 2003 from Downeast Maine

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Fri Dec 20, 2019 10:15 pm

Meffy, just for the record your cousins are always invited to my yard (I do often put things out for the critters that share their home with me)



















unless they have sprayed recently...just sayin :shrug: :hihi:
Why are so many guitar player jokes one liners? So the rest of the band can understand them.

perfumer
Banned
663 posts since 4 Oct, 2018

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Fri Dec 20, 2019 10:49 pm

Bombadil wrote:
Thu Dec 19, 2019 9:09 am
Until you try to argue that a DJ is a musician.
Until you try to argue that a DJ is NOT a musician. :tu: FTFY

Edit: something to illustrate my point: Watch closely.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sui24hHDZDI

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ccDuckett
KVRian
511 posts since 15 Jun, 2011 from Betwixt or between

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Thu Jan 09, 2020 7:48 am

...the idea of listening to everything you've ever released makes you whimper and curl into a fetal position.
Music can no longer soothe the worried thoughts of monarchs; it can only tell you when it's time to buy margarine or copulate. -xoxos
Discontinue use if rash or irritation develops.

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