You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

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vurt
addled muppet weed
61375 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Post Thu Jan 09, 2020 8:24 am

ccDuckett wrote:
Thu Jan 09, 2020 7:48 am
...the idea of listening to everything you've ever released makes you whimper and curl into a fetal position.
yay! im a producer :wheee:

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Aloysius
KVRAF
27008 posts since 11 Aug, 2008 from another dimension

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Thu Jan 09, 2020 8:32 am

You're not a real producer unless...you know how to put your pants on, one leg at a time.
Hi-de-Hi!

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vurt
addled muppet weed
61375 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Thu Jan 09, 2020 8:36 am

Aloysius wrote:
Thu Jan 09, 2020 8:32 am
You're not a real producer unless...you know how to put your pants on, one leg at a time.
too slow.
jump in.

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Unaspected
KVRian
1187 posts since 4 May, 2012

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Thu Jan 09, 2020 2:24 pm

vurt wrote:
Thu Jan 09, 2020 8:36 am
Aloysius wrote:
Thu Jan 09, 2020 8:32 am
You're not a real producer unless...you know how to put your pants on, one leg at a time.
too slow.
jump in.
Not slow enough. You're not a real producer unless you have your pants stitched together whilst you wear them for a perfect fit every day. If you're in a hurry I guess you could just punch some staples through the cloth and into the thighs, then you're good to go. Better than coffee.

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jethrobull
KVRAF
1971 posts since 5 Jun, 2011 from Preston, England, UK

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Thu Jan 09, 2020 2:29 pm

You purchased a Crysonic VST
The inner workings of vurts mind are a force to be reckoned with.
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bermudagold
KVRist
340 posts since 15 Feb, 2005

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Thu Jan 09, 2020 3:34 pm

perfumer wrote:
Fri Dec 20, 2019 10:49 pm
Bombadil wrote:
Thu Dec 19, 2019 9:09 am
Until you try to argue that a DJ is a musician.
Until you try to argue that a DJ is NOT a musician. :tu: FTFY

Edit: something to illustrate my point: Watch closely.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sui24hHDZDI
If that is exhibit A,....the defense should most definitely not rest.... ;-)
Music had a one night stand with sound design.....And the condom broke

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VariKusBrainZ
KVRAF
8879 posts since 16 Dec, 2002

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Thu Jan 09, 2020 3:38 pm

jethrobull wrote:
Thu Jan 09, 2020 2:29 pm
You purchased a Crysonic VST
.......but didnt receive anything

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Aloysius
KVRAF
27008 posts since 11 Aug, 2008 from another dimension

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Thu Jan 09, 2020 3:46 pm

You're not a real producer unless...your real name is Bruce Dickenson
Hi-de-Hi!

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koukouba
KVRist
51 posts since 14 Jul, 2016

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Tue Jan 14, 2020 7:48 pm

You're not a real producer unless...you slap SoundGooodizer last on your master fx chain
"Proud Steinberg Cubase 8.5 User ever since Cubasis AV"

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Tj Shredder
KVRAF
3952 posts since 6 Jan, 2017 from Outer Space

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Mon Jan 27, 2020 11:28 pm

You're not a real producer unless... you tell everybody you are a real producer, possibly the only one...

You're not a real producer unless... you can't claim you are a musician because its too obvious you're not...

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Aloysius
KVRAF
27008 posts since 11 Aug, 2008 from another dimension

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Tue Jan 28, 2020 2:16 am

You're not a real producer unless...you use a mac
Hi-de-Hi!

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Googly Smythe
KVRAF
2748 posts since 12 May, 2011 from Albion

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Tue Jan 28, 2020 4:37 am

Aloysius wrote:
Tue Jan 28, 2020 2:16 am
You're not a real producer unless...you use a mac
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V0RT3X
KVRAF
8183 posts since 4 Jul, 2012 from Alesia

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Tue Jan 28, 2020 4:38 am

You're not a real producer unless you buy a .. Mac Pro or a MacBook Pro

FarleyCZ
KVRian
916 posts since 26 Jun, 2008 from Czech Republic

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Tue Jan 28, 2020 5:19 am

Unless you want to give up, but realize if you'd sell all the gear, you'd have literally nothing to do in your otherwise miserable life.

V0RT3X
KVRAF
8183 posts since 4 Jul, 2012 from Alesia

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Tue Jan 28, 2020 5:57 am

You got nothing better to do but talk shit on kvr.

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