Why Do You Create Music ?

Anything about MUSIC but doesn't fit into the forums above.
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Harry_HH
KVRAF
4314 posts since 4 Aug, 2006 from Helsinki

Post Sun Aug 09, 2020 10:36 pm

Not anyway for the Kvr audience, obviously.

SneakyBeats
KVRist
188 posts since 29 Jun, 2020

Post Mon Aug 10, 2020 6:22 am

pekbro wrote: ↑
Sun Aug 09, 2020 3:15 pm
as you can sample into anything there with 1 click
I read like 10 times "..into anything there with 1 dick"

I rubbed my eyes and thought, how the heck does dick involve in sampling and then I saw that little cap between c and l.

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pekbro
KVRAF
3288 posts since 29 Sep, 2010 from Maui

Post Mon Aug 10, 2020 6:49 am

^^ well I suppose if one was sufficiently ambitious about it...

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vurt
addled muppet weed
71420 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Post Mon Aug 10, 2020 6:56 am

the sound of one hand fapping...

SneakyBeats
KVRist
188 posts since 29 Jun, 2020

Post Mon Aug 10, 2020 12:20 pm

Maybe I should sample that next.. Smack around the studio with my dick and make a song about it. Maybe it'd bring my inspiration back :lol:

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vurt
addled muppet weed
71420 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Post Mon Aug 10, 2020 12:27 pm

SneakyBeats wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 10, 2020 12:20 pm
Maybe I should sample that next.. Smack around the studio with my dick and make a song about it. Maybe it'd bring my inspiration back :lol:
matmos apparently used a really sensitive mic, to pick up the sounds of the death throes of wank juice on a membrane.

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pekbro
KVRAF
3288 posts since 29 Sep, 2010 from Maui

Post Mon Aug 10, 2020 1:57 pm

At any rate, Reason is super cool for sampling hardware instruments with minimal fuss. For those fully ITB with virtual synths, maybe not as much. For the synth and modular heads, definitely worth a look if you enjoy sound design and such as it relates to sampling your gear. Not the most advanced sampling engine maybe, but super fun, quick and ez.

*its worth it just for the granular actually, Reasons granular synth is one of the best granular engines available, seriously. Tho I dont know if its included with the latest version if reason or not.
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WatchTheGuitar
KVRAF
3282 posts since 30 Apr, 2019

Post Mon Aug 10, 2020 2:06 pm

vurt wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 10, 2020 12:27 pm
SneakyBeats wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 10, 2020 12:20 pm
Maybe I should sample that next.. Smack around the studio with my dick and make a song about it. Maybe it'd bring my inspiration back :lol:
matmos apparently used a really sensitive mic, to pick up the sounds of the death throes of wank juice on a membrane.
One of my mates was a student in a shared flat with three other guys, one who was bass player in a band and he was so fed up with the sound through the wall of this other guy's squeaky bed while he shagged his gf that he recorded it, later sampled it (on a Fairlight that the music dept had somehow got donated to their studio) and then used it as the basis for a track named "The Bonking Song".

The shagger was already notorious as getting up in the night to get some water one guy found him attempting to shag a grill tray in their kitchen.

wadim1990
KVRer
7 posts since 16 Jul, 2020

Post Wed Aug 12, 2020 8:57 am

lfm wrote: ↑
Wed Aug 05, 2020 2:04 am
There is absolutely no music out there worth listening to - I just had to make my own. :D ;)
:D :D :tu:

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vurt
addled muppet weed
71420 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Post Wed Aug 12, 2020 8:59 am

WatchTheGuitar wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 10, 2020 2:06 pm
vurt wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 10, 2020 12:27 pm
SneakyBeats wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 10, 2020 12:20 pm
Maybe I should sample that next.. Smack around the studio with my dick and make a song about it. Maybe it'd bring my inspiration back :lol:
matmos apparently used a really sensitive mic, to pick up the sounds of the death throes of wank juice on a membrane.
One of my mates was a student in a shared flat with three other guys, one who was bass player in a band and he was so fed up with the sound through the wall of this other guy's squeaky bed while he shagged his gf that he recorded it, later sampled it (on a Fairlight that the music dept had somehow got donated to their studio) and then used it as the basis for a track named "The Bonking Song".

The shagger was already notorious as getting up in the night to get some water one guy found him attempting to shag a grill tray in their kitchen.
legend! 8)

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vurt
addled muppet weed
71420 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Post Wed Aug 12, 2020 9:01 am

SneakyBeats wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 10, 2020 12:20 pm
Maybe I should sample that next.. Smack around the studio with my dick and make a song about it. Maybe it'd bring my inspiration back :lol:
i can donate "the slap, slap, slap against my belly whilst windmilling"
at a few diff bpms :)

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RunBeerRun
KVRAF
7947 posts since 2 Aug, 2005 from Guitar Land, USA

Post Wed Aug 12, 2020 9:03 am

To make music that is more human, more intense, than what is publically available.

Didn't I spell publically correct? It's got that squigglies around it.
The only site for experimental amp sim freeware & MIDI FX: http://runbeerrun.blogspot.com
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCprNcvVH6aPTehLv8J5xokA -Youtube jams

SneakyBeats
KVRist
188 posts since 29 Jun, 2020

Post Wed Aug 12, 2020 11:01 am

vurt wrote: ↑
Wed Aug 12, 2020 9:01 am
SneakyBeats wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 10, 2020 12:20 pm
Maybe I should sample that next.. Smack around the studio with my dick and make a song about it. Maybe it'd bring my inspiration back :lol:
i can donate "the slap, slap, slap against my belly whilst windmilling"
at a few diff bpms :)
Thanks for the image :help:

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vurt
addled muppet weed
71420 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Post Wed Aug 12, 2020 11:02 am

SneakyBeats wrote: ↑
Wed Aug 12, 2020 11:01 am
vurt wrote: ↑
Wed Aug 12, 2020 9:01 am
SneakyBeats wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 10, 2020 12:20 pm
Maybe I should sample that next.. Smack around the studio with my dick and make a song about it. Maybe it'd bring my inspiration back :lol:
i can donate "the slap, slap, slap against my belly whilst windmilling"
at a few diff bpms :)
Thanks for the image :help:
you want pics as well?
hang on, ill pm you :)

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jancivil
KVRAF
20463 posts since 20 Oct, 2007 from not here

Post Wed Aug 12, 2020 11:19 am

*publicly*

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