I said "What ? You mean Surround Sound ?"
Friend said "No, Studio One 5.1"
I said "So Studio One 5.1 doesn't have Surround Sound ?"
Friend said "I didn't say Studio One had Surround Sound"
I said "But you said Studio One 5.1"
Friend said "Yes, Studio One is now 5.1"
I said "But it can't be, you said it wasn't 5.1"
Friend said "No I didn't"
I said "Yes you did"
Friend said "No you didn't"
I said "Yes you did"
Friend said "I said it wasn't 5.1"
I said "I thought you just said it was 5.1"
Friend said "Yes I did say it was 5.1"
I said "But you just said it wasn't"
Friend said "But that was before you said it was Surround Sound"
I said "I didn't say it was Surround Sound"
Friend said "Yes you did"
I said "No I didn't"
Friend said "I said it wasn't"
I said "But you said it was 5.1"
Friend said "Yes I did"
I said "But you just said it wasn't"
Friend said "When ?"
I said "About three minutes ago",
Friend said "I wasn't here three minutes ago"
I said "Yes you were"
Friend said "No I wasn't"
I said "Well where you were then ?"
Friend said "Thinking"
I said "Where about's ?"
Friend said "On the toilet"
I said "You messaged me whilst on the toilet ?"
Friend said "Yes"
I said "Couldn't you have waited ?"
Friend said "Waited for what ?"
I said to "To message me ?"
Friend said "Why ? It's Studio One"
I said "Your toilet is your Studio ?"
Friend said "Yes it is"
I said "So does it have Surround Sound ?"
Friend said "No my toilet doesn't have Surround Sound"
I said "But what kind of studio doesn't have Surround Sound ?"
Friend said "Studio One"
I said "But you just said it did"
Friend said "No I didn't"...
Long pause...
Friend said "That's for number two's"
I said "But Studio One 2 doesn't have surround sound"
Friend said...
"Yeah... I have to use Pro Tools for that".
