The Worst Song Of All Time - Official
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- KVRian
- 1167 posts since 4 Sep, 2003
On my way to work this morning "I want to ride my bicycle" by Queen rammed itself into my head (it's still there now four fking hours later
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It occured to me that no one has dared mention this "classic" yet, so it gets my vote.
I think I'd rather go skinny dipping in a cess pool than listen to that ever again.
SDZH
It occured to me that no one has dared mention this "classic" yet, so it gets my vote.
I think I'd rather go skinny dipping in a cess pool than listen to that ever again.
SDZH
- KVRAF
- 3266 posts since 22 Sep, 2003 from under the sun
actually, there are lots of worst songs of all time..
today i have Take My Breath Away, Berlin in mind.
today i have Take My Breath Away, Berlin in mind.
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- KVRAF
- 6937 posts since 4 Jun, 2004 from Utrecht, Holland
Back then I had this conspiracy theory against Stock-Aitken-Waterman that they only had one actual singer and a harmoniser. Pitch-up = Kylie, Pitch-down = RickWhoomph wrote:Never Gonna Give You Up
Rick Astly= god amongst men
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PercythePenguinMaster PercythePenguinMaster https://www.kvraudio.com/forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=42647
- KVRist
- 30 posts since 29 Sep, 2004 from Australia
To name just a few contenders:
My all time most despised:
Why do birds suddenly appear, Every time you are near...
I hate it. It gets stuck in my head. It's the most godawful piece of sappy crap.
Anything Christian Rock. Quote from King of the Hill "Can't you see - you're not making christianity better, you're just making rock'n'roll worse"
Anything Elton John (I can't believe they knighted him - I mean for god's sake - Elton John a knight!)
Who let the Dog's Out
2Unlimited's the Workaholic (and all they're other "songs"!)
Mr Big's cover of Cat Steven's Wild World - if there was ever a more innappropriate showing off of how fast you can play the bass guitar it was in a cover of that laidback song.
And Country Music - Especially these Australian Country Gems:
Jam Jar (Pappa's on the roof fixing up the tiles, mama's in the kitchen cookin up some pie, mmmm my-oh-my)
and "Big Truck's are Rolling into Tamworth" - I have never heard this song and never want to - the title is by far bad enough.
My all time most despised:
Why do birds suddenly appear, Every time you are near...
Anything Christian Rock. Quote from King of the Hill "Can't you see - you're not making christianity better, you're just making rock'n'roll worse"
Anything Elton John (I can't believe they knighted him - I mean for god's sake - Elton John a knight!)
Who let the Dog's Out
2Unlimited's the Workaholic (and all they're other "songs"!)
Mr Big's cover of Cat Steven's Wild World - if there was ever a more innappropriate showing off of how fast you can play the bass guitar it was in a cover of that laidback song.
And Country Music - Especially these Australian Country Gems:
Jam Jar (Pappa's on the roof fixing up the tiles, mama's in the kitchen cookin up some pie, mmmm my-oh-my)
and "Big Truck's are Rolling into Tamworth" - I have never heard this song and never want to - the title is by far bad enough.
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- KVRian
- 604 posts since 7 Jul, 2004 from Somewhere between the 2nd and 3rd dimensions.
Ugh!... Jack!... Whoo!...
UNO - DOS - TRES - QUATRO
Itsybitsyteenieweenieyellowpolkadotbikini...
AR YEAH!!!
Hang Timmy Mallett. Now.
UNO - DOS - TRES - QUATRO
Itsybitsyteenieweenieyellowpolkadotbikini...
AR YEAH!!!
Hang Timmy Mallett. Now.

Analogue or digital – which is better? There's only one way to find out... FI-I-IGHT!!!
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- KVRAF
- 3588 posts since 13 May, 2004 from montreal
I heard about that theory - Kylie=Rick on 45, Rick=Kylie on 33. Makes sense to me.C00kie wrote:Back then I had this conspiracy theory against Stock-Aitken-Waterman that they only had one actual singer and a harmoniser. Pitch-up = Kylie, Pitch-down = RickWhoomph wrote:Never Gonna Give You Up
Rick Astly= god amongst men
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- KVRian
- 995 posts since 4 Mar, 2004
C00kie wrote: Back then I had this conspiracy theory against Stock-Aitken-Waterman that they only had one actual singer and a harmoniser. Pitch-up = Kylie, Pitch-down = Rick
Not a conspiracy theory it's true!
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- KVRian
- 1411 posts since 25 Sep, 2003 from The Dirty South, USA
I love Bobby Brown's original version of that song.McLilith wrote:What about:Wicker Man wrote:Anything by
Witney Shitarse Houston
That's My Perogative - Bobby Brown
It's just a lot of arrogant and vitriolic spew--disguised as a song.
later,
McLilith
It's the Britney Spears remake that really sucks!
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- KVRian
- 1411 posts since 25 Sep, 2003 from The Dirty South, USA
I just can't believe that we can have a list of worst songs ever without mentioning Kajagoogoo or their only hit "Too Shy":
You're too shy, shy
hush, hush, eye o eye
Tooooo, shy, shy,
hush, hush......eye n eye
In a word: WACK!!!!
You're too shy, shy
hush, hush, eye o eye
Tooooo, shy, shy,
hush, hush......eye n eye
In a word: WACK!!!!
