Sea Shanty the new internet phenomena

[Henry Jimdrix]

I would just like to say sea shanties have nothing to do with pirates as some seem to think. I'm not sure what songs
pirates would have sung, but my guess it would be more like this: (not for childrens ears) rated 18

https://youtu.be/Dh_i7nZT_Qs?t=36

ya scurvy sea dog ill hoist ye to the mainbrace!
read the original official pirate rules (yes, they existed) they were not laddish punks
very strict standards and behaviours!

(ok, they plundered n stuff. but they were not savages!)

How very dare you call the sex pistols laddish punks. Johnny Rotten was a serious intellectual genius. O.k Johnny Rotten maybe not so, but to call them laddish punks is like blasphemy.

[Henry Jimdrix]

What kind of socks does a pirate wear? AAAARGHYLE

Why didn’t the pirate go to the movies? Because it was rated AAAAARGH

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet? AAAARGH

What are pirate’s afraid of? The DAAAARGHK

Where do pirate’s park their ships? The HAAAARGHBOR

What’s a pirate’s favorite food? BAAAARGH B Q

What is a pirate’s favorite subjest? AAAAAARGH

Why does it take a pirate so long to learn the alphabet? Because the get stuck at “c”

Why couldn’t the pirate play cards? Because he was standing on the deck

What’s a pirates generic valtrex india favorite kind of fish? A GOLDfish

What did the pirate say when he crashed his ship into an iceberg? Shiver Me Timbers!

How do pirates make their money? By Hook or by Crook

What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs? Rookie!

How much does a pirate’s treasure cost? An arm and a leg

Why don’t pirates get hungry when shipwrecked on an island? Because of all the sand which is there

What is a pirate’s favorite kind of cookie? Ship’s Ahoy!

[vurt]

john lydon had left before the great rock and roll swindle

[vurt]

What’s a pirates generic valtrex india

what the???

[Henry Jimdrix]

Anyone remember this?

Come here, my little Jacky
Now I’ve smoked my backey
Let’s have a bit crackey
Till the boat comes in

Chorus:
Dance to thy daddy, sing to thy mammy,
Dance to thy daddy, to thy mammy sing;
Thou shalt have a fishy on a little dishy,
Thou shalt have a fishy when the boat comes in.

Here’s thy mother humming,
Like a canny woman;
Yonder comes thy father,
Drunk – he cannot stand.
Chorus

Our Tommy’s always fuddling,
He’s so fond of ale,
But he’s kind to me,
I hope he’ll never fail.
Chorus

I like a drop mysel’,
When I can get it sly,
And thou, my bonny bairn,
Will lik’t as well as I.
Chorus

May we get a drop,
Oft as we stand in need;
And weel may the keel row
That brings the bairns their bread.
Chorus

[Henry Jimdrix]

What’s a pirates generic valtrex india

what the???

I got it from a children joke website under pirate jokes. I'm as baffled as you I don't get that one.

[Henry Jimdrix]

john lydon had left before the great rock and roll swindle

Yes I know, they used Lydon's vocals from demo sessions he did before leaving the band.
Friggin in the riggin, is Sid Vicious on vocals.

[Henry Jimdrix]

Sea Shanty of the week.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcukyTigBok

[donkey tugger]

In the lockdown there's also been a bit of a craze for hand shanty.

[whyterabbyt]

What’s a pirates generic valtrex india

what the???

I got it from a children joke website under pirate jokes. I'm as baffled as you I don't get that one.

That's probably because it wasnt a real joke, it was probably an embedded spam link.

You usually find dodgy replacements for drugs like viagra advertised as 'generic xxxx' and Valtrex is a herpes treatment.

Im presuming the jokes were possibly culled from user contributions.

[Henry Jimdrix]

What’s a pirates generic valtrex india

what the???

I got it from a children joke website under pirate jokes. I'm as baffled as you I don't get that one.

That's probably because it wasnt a real joke, it was probably an embedded spam link.

You usually find dodgy replacements for drugs like viagra advertised as 'generic xxxx' and Valtrex is a herpes treatment.

Im presuming the jokes were possibly culled from user contributions.

I didn't know what Valtrex was, but now I do I still don't get the joke.
There was no embedded links on the page, they was just normal text.
No images or anyrhing as I recall.

[Henry Jimdrix]

In the lockdown there's also been a bit of a craze for hand shanty.

Do you mean hand shandy, or do you mean this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MSnYcP-ZRg

[vurt]

What’s a pirates generic valtrex india

what the???

I got it from a children joke website under pirate jokes. I'm as baffled as you I don't get that one.

That's probably because it wasnt a real joke, it was probably an embedded spam link.

You usually find dodgy replacements for drugs like viagra advertised as 'generic xxxx' and Valtrex is a herpes treatment.

Im presuming the jokes were possibly culled from user contributions.

I didn't know what Valtrex was, but now I do I still don't get the joke.
There was no embedded links on the page, they was just normal text.
No images or anyrhing as I recall.

pirates love gold

[whyterabbyt]

I didn't know what Valtrex was, but now I do I still don't get the joke.

Because it wasnt a joke, it was spam.

There was no embedded links on the page, they was just normal text.
No images or anyrhing as I recall.

Because the jokes were probably user-submitted somewhere that someone realised they could spam, and the version you posted wasnt the original version with the links in it, it had been sanitised. Possibly they didnt even come from the same site as you read them on.

>>Hey kids, post your pirate joke here-->

spammer posts the following

Q:why did the pirate buy all their generic viagra from www.buyyourviagrahere.con

A: because he had problems getting an arrrrection

which becomes

Q : why did the pirate buy all their generic viagra

A: because he had problems getting an arrrrection

get it yet? seems kinda obvious.

[tf-drone]

Hi,

I admit the video in the very first post is nicely done and sung. However. Here in Germany, a shanty is, er, different:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP2jYXPgJc4