Tips for working with very short notes in DAW?

[donkey tugger]

We played percussion till our hands were but red lumps of pain

Are you Bryan Adams?

[vurt]

his less catchy, but more annoying, cousin ...

[TribeOfHǫfuð]

We played percussion till our hands were but red lumps of pain

Are you Bryan Adams?

Nope. I do not play guitar in painful red lump style, only percussion. And the playing is only supposed to hurt me, not the audience.

[TribeOfHǫfuð]

his less catchy, but more annoying, cousin ...

Come on. I am cute like a tarantula and innocent like a boy choir. It is just the experimentalists´ envy as usual. I cannot help I am so charming.

And Bryan ain´t catchy, but vulgar. Destroyed some of my youth with his Robin Hoodish whining and whatnot. Stuff it where the sun don´t shine.

[vurt]

his less catchy, but more annoying, cousin ...

Come on. I am cute like a tarantula and innocent like a boy choir. It is just the experimentalists´ envy as usual. I cannot help I am so charming.

And Bryan ain´t catchy, but vulgar. Destroyed some of my youth with his Robin Hoodish whining and whatnot. Stuff it where the sun don´t shine.

i just thought lyrically his version was catchier, aaaaand, you can unplug an electric guitar, whereas being the neighbour of a child who, played drums or percussion till his fingers bled, would be somewhat annoying.

[vurt]

a tale of the adams that i remember!!!
many years back, he had to move out of chelsea, because, once people discovered where he lived, people started pissing through his letter box.

everything i do...

[TribeOfHǫfuð]

i just thought lyrically his version was catchier,

His version of what? Is there an implied knowledge in the joke, I am missing?

[TribeOfHǫfuð]

many years back, he had to move out of chelsea, because, once people discovered where he lived, people started pissing through his letter box.

I´d believe that tale any second in all possible worlds and would gladly have contributed.

[vurt]

i just thought lyrically his version was catchier,

His version of what? Is there an implied knowledge in the joke, I am missing?

i got my first real six string
bought it at a five and dime
played it till my fingers bled
it was the summer of 69.

you with yer drums.

[TribeOfHǫfuð]

i got my first real six string
bought it at a five and dime
played it till my fingers bled
it was the summer of 69.

you with yer drums.

Oh, I am so sorry, sweethearts, but memorizing Adam´s infantile poetry must be for fans, and I ain´t one of them. He is a bore of a self-made cliche if I ever heard one. You give your point for cathiness and announce the winner. I am all good.

[jancivil]

"(like I've been beating my) hands with a hammer"

[vurt]

i got my first real six string
bought it at a five and dime
played it till my fingers bled
it was the summer of 69.

you with yer drums.

Oh, I am so sorry, sweethearts, but memorizing Adam´s infantile poetry must be for fans, and I ain´t one of them. He is a bore of a self-made cliche if I ever heard one. You give your point for cathiness and announce the winner. I am all good.

sadly, it was a big hit (not as big as everything i do) so was played to death on radios, having jobs where you could have a radio playing sucked.

and im not like any caths ive ever known, they all had boobs. and i assume lady gardens, but didnt get to undress all of them

[TribeOfHǫfuð]

"(like I've been beating my) hands with a hammer"

[fmr]

i got my first real six string
bought it at a five and dime
played it till my fingers bled
it was the summer of 69.

you with yer drums.

Humor of the sixties

[jancivil]

"i got my first real six string
bought it at a five and dime
played it till my fingers bled
it was the summer of 69."
I don't believe any part of this statement

I'd need explaining who tf "Bryan Adams" even is, or was