Being teased into upgrades...

[Uncle E]

Must rock faux hawk, be cool like Steven Slate.

[jens]

I'm a "person of color"

Then you might have noticed that ads (in general) in recent years became far much inclusive (and certainly no harm done, right?). I guess that's what he must refer to when talking about "hipsters".

(Another way to put it would of course be to say that Steinberg, Presonus et al have gone "woke"
- now it might dawn on you why I mentioned Peterson)

[vurt]

hipsters, used to be jeans, that would show the arse crack.

That was a ploy to get you to embarrass yourself by succumbing to that "model", in your hipster aspirations.

i don't mind wearing jeans that show my arse.
the knee length shirts cover it from above

[Uncle E]

Then you might have noticed that ads (in general) in recent years became far much inclusive (and certainly no harm done, right?). I guess that's what he must refer to when talking about "hipsters".

OK, hilariously, that has nothing at all to do with hipsters. Hipsters eat avo toast while riding ironic bicycles. And they're almost never "people of color".

[vurt]

Then you might have noticed that ads (in general) in recent years became far much inclusive (and certainly no harm done, right?). I guess that's what he must refer to when talking about "hipsters".

OK, hilariously, that has nothing at all to do with hipsters. Hipsters eat avo toast while riding ironic bicycles. And they're almost never "people of color".

which daw adverts have bikes in?? bitwig i bet. bloody hipsters...

[vurt]

i thought nowadays, hipster means "any young person, who does a thing i wish id done when i was younger, but went and got an office job instead, and now im bitter and jaded"

[whyterabbyt]

You're not a Jordan Peterson fan by any chance, or are you?

You think hipsters have only been around since Jordan Peterson? Go read "On the Road".

same word, but two unrelated groups, decades apart, being described by it at very different points in time.

[whyterabbyt]

Hipsters eat avo toast

Only a hipster would call it that. Its an avocado mate, get over yisself.

[jens]

OK, hilariously, that has nothing at all to do with hipsters. Hipsters eat avo toast while riding ironic bicycles.

Says the dude who a moment ago claimed that the Beatniks all were hipsters...

can't remember Kerouac mentioning many bike-rides or Avocado-parties in On the Road.


I guess that description would apply to me though

@any Presonus, Steinberg, Bitwig or Reasonstudios staff who might read this: send me a PM to set the details on sending your filming-team over. (P.s.: I'm okay with Ableton too if need be - I don't use your stuff, but I won't tell anyone)

[vurt]

kerouac did an american haiku

riding my chopper
eating avo toast
all day long

[vurt]

i read some kerouac to put me on the track, i burn a little brighter now, but does it make me a hipster?

[Uncle E]

which daw adverts have bikes in?? bitwig i bet. bloody hipsters...

vurt gets it. Bitwig is the hipster of DAW's.

[Uncle E]

Only a hipster would call it that. Its an avocado mate, get over yisself.

F***! Outed myself!

[jens]

i read some kerouac to put me on the track, i burn a little brighter now

If you maintain this lifestyle, you won't reach thirty...

[Uncle E]

Says the dude who a moment ago claimed that the Beatniks all were hipsters...

can't remember Kerouac mentioning many bike-rides or Avocado-parties in On the Road.

We're on the same page now. Hipsters are modern day beatniks. I know, I know, "but beatniks didn't vape!"