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Bunny_boy · Post by **Bunny_boy** » Sat Sep 28, 2024 7:47 pm

Touch my bum, this is life.

I think this is quite possibly the most depressing lyric I have ever heard. Inviting someone to feel your arse as the only way to validate your own (or anybody's) existence.

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Sat Sep 28, 2024 7:48 pm

Bunny_boy wrote: Sat Sep 28, 2024 7:47 pm Touch my bum, this is life.

I think this is quite possibly the most depressing lyric I have ever heard. Inviting someone to feel your arse as the only way to validate your own (or anybody's) existence.

its the modern day "i think therefore i am"

Bunny_boy · Post by **Bunny_boy** » Sat Sep 28, 2024 8:02 pm

tange nates meas, haec vita est

Bunny_boy · Post by **Bunny_boy** » Sat Sep 28, 2024 8:03 pm

Hmm that retranslates as touch my children

Bunny_boy · Post by **Bunny_boy** » Sat Sep 28, 2024 8:05 pm

"Touch my backside" English to Latin to English comes out as "touch my insides."

Think Google translate is having a few Saturday night drinks

Bunny_boy · Post by **Bunny_boy** » Sat Sep 28, 2024 8:11 pm

Right, Descartes meant to say:
tange gluteus meas, haec vita est

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Sun Sep 29, 2024 6:25 pm

Bunny_boy wrote: Sat Sep 28, 2024 8:05 pm "Touch my backside" English to Latin to English comes out as "touch my insides."

that would be the cheeky girls as covered by cannibal corpse

Bunny_boy · Post by **Bunny_boy** » Sun Sep 29, 2024 7:07 pm

vurt wrote: Sun Sep 29, 2024 6:25 pm
Bunny_boy wrote: Sat Sep 28, 2024 8:05 pm "Touch my backside" English to Latin to English comes out as "touch my insides."

that would be the cheeky girls as covered by cannibal corpse

I sadly dont have a copy to pitch-shift it down, but played at 0.25 speed on YouTube is quite something

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Sun Sep 29, 2024 7:08 pm

Bunny_boy wrote: Sun Sep 29, 2024 7:07 pm
vurt wrote: Sun Sep 29, 2024 6:25 pm
Bunny_boy wrote: Sat Sep 28, 2024 8:05 pm "Touch my backside" English to Latin to English comes out as "touch my insides."

that would be the cheeky girls as covered by cannibal corpse
I sadly dont have a copy to pitch-shift it down, but played at 0.25 speed on YouTube is quite something

i imagine lembit opik watches that occasionally, reminiscing.

Bunny_boy · Post by **Bunny_boy** » Sun Sep 29, 2024 7:17 pm

No Limits at 0.25 sounds like bad 70s blues rock recorded onto some really poor tape.

Rhythm is a dancer sounds actually quite good at 0.25

mumpcake · Post by **mumpcake** » Tue Mar 10, 2026 6:05 pm

Led Zeppelin, "Going To California"

Seems that the wrath of the gods
Got a punch on the nose and it's startin' to flow

cron · Post by **cron** » Tue Mar 10, 2026 6:14 pm

Bunny_boy wrote: Sun Sep 29, 2024 7:17 pm No Limits at 0.25 sounds like bad 70s blues rock recorded onto some really poor tape.

Immediately reminded of the absurd version of No Limit that Diagonal Records managed to sneak past the lawyers. Seems giving it an extremely generic title and limiting it to 300 copies did the trick. https://soundcloud.com/diagonal-records ... l-use-only

Bunny_boy · Post by **Bunny_boy** » Tue Mar 10, 2026 6:27 pm

cron wrote: Tue Mar 10, 2026 6:14 pm
Bunny_boy wrote: Sun Sep 29, 2024 7:17 pm No Limits at 0.25 sounds like bad 70s blues rock recorded onto some really poor tape.
Immediately reminded of the absurd version of No Limit that Diagonal Records managed to sneak past the lawyers. Seems giving it an extremely generic title and limiting it to 300 copies did the trick. https://soundcloud.com/diagonal-records ... l-use-only

That's amazing!

And an excuse for this

hightyde · Post by **hightyde** » Mon Mar 16, 2026 2:30 pm

Notorious BIG - “Me and My Bitch”

“When I met you, I admit
my first thoughts was to trick
You look so good, huh
I'll suck on your daddy's dick”

Uhhhh no. Just…. no.

Bunny_boy · Post by **Bunny_boy** » Mon Mar 16, 2026 4:40 pm

hightyde wrote: Mon Mar 16, 2026 2:30 pm Notorious BIG - “Me and My Bitch”

“When I met you, I admit
my first thoughts was to trick
You look so good, huh
I'll suck on your daddy's dick”

Uhhhh no. Just…. no.

Not that this is a defence, but I think that's cribbed from a Richard Pryor routine

Lyrics that just rub you the wrong way