Touch my bum, this is life.
I think this is quite possibly the most depressing lyric I have ever heard. Inviting someone to feel your arse as the only way to validate your own (or anybody's) existence.
Lyrics that just rub you the wrong way
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- addled muppet weed
- 111274 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass
its the modern day "i think therefore i am"Bunny_boy wrote: Sat Sep 28, 2024 7:47 pm Touch my bum, this is life.
I think this is quite possibly the most depressing lyric I have ever heard. Inviting someone to feel your arse as the only way to validate your own (or anybody's) existence.
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- addled muppet weed
- 111274 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass
that would be the cheeky girls as covered by cannibal corpseBunny_boy wrote: Sat Sep 28, 2024 8:05 pm "Touch my backside" English to Latin to English comes out as "touch my insides."
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- KVRAF
- 7154 posts since 23 Nov, 2016 from a small city
I sadly dont have a copy to pitch-shift it down, but played at 0.25 speed on YouTube is quite something
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- addled muppet weed
- 111274 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass
i imagine lembit opik watches that occasionally, reminiscing.Bunny_boy wrote: Sun Sep 29, 2024 7:07 pmI sadly dont have a copy to pitch-shift it down, but played at 0.25 speed on YouTube is quite something
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- KVRAF
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- 4088 posts since 27 Aug, 2004
Led Zeppelin, "Going To California"
Seems that the wrath of the gods
Got a punch on the nose and it's startin' to flow
Seems that the wrath of the gods
Got a punch on the nose and it's startin' to flow
Even if the piano player can't play, keep the party going.
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- KVRAF
- 3506 posts since 27 Dec, 2002 from North East England
Immediately reminded of the absurd version of No Limit that Diagonal Records managed to sneak past the lawyers. Seems giving it an extremely generic title and limiting it to 300 copies did the trick. https://soundcloud.com/diagonal-records ... l-use-onlyBunny_boy wrote: Sun Sep 29, 2024 7:17 pm No Limits at 0.25 sounds like bad 70s blues rock recorded onto some really poor tape.
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- KVRAF
- 7154 posts since 23 Nov, 2016 from a small city
That's amazing!cron wrote: Tue Mar 10, 2026 6:14 pmImmediately reminded of the absurd version of No Limit that Diagonal Records managed to sneak past the lawyers. Seems giving it an extremely generic title and limiting it to 300 copies did the trick. https://soundcloud.com/diagonal-records ... l-use-onlyBunny_boy wrote: Sun Sep 29, 2024 7:17 pm No Limits at 0.25 sounds like bad 70s blues rock recorded onto some really poor tape.
And an excuse for this
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- KVRAF
- 7154 posts since 23 Nov, 2016 from a small city
Not that this is a defence, but I think that's cribbed from a Richard Pryor routinehightyde wrote: Mon Mar 16, 2026 2:30 pm Notorious BIG - “Me and My Bitch”
“When I met you, I admit
my first thoughts was to trick
You look so good, huh
I'll suck on your daddy's dick”
Uhhhh no. Just…. no.