how was the sex?parma wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 4:31 am Major wtf -
I just dialed the phone number they have listed and it's a phone sex service.
Collage
- KVRian
- 1051 posts since 21 Apr, 2004
- KVRian
- 1051 posts since 21 Apr, 2004
vurt wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 2:26 pmfew more years, talk is about as much as i can do...parma wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 4:43 amI'm in my mid 40s. Sexy talk ain't gonna cut it anymore.zerocrossing wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 4:35 amHow was it?parma wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 4:31 am Major wtf -
I just dialed the phone number they have listed and it's a phone sex service.
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- KVRian
- 1295 posts since 30 Oct, 2003 from Pacific NW, USA
I have absolutely nothing productive to add. I just cannot stop laughing right now! This thread took such an unexpected turn. Y’all are killing me with some of your replies haha!parma wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 9:32 pmvurt wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 2:26 pmfew more years, talk is about as much as i can do...parma wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 4:43 amI'm in my mid 40s. Sexy talk ain't gonna cut it anymore.zerocrossing wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 4:35 amHow was it?parma wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 4:31 am Major wtf -
I just dialed the phone number they have listed and it's a phone sex service.![]()
- addled muppet weed
- 111238 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass
i should add, i like the concept of collagemorphex wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 10:15 pmI have absolutely nothing productive to add. I just cannot stop laughing right now! This thread took such an unexpected turn. Y’all are killing me with some of your replies haha!parma wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 9:32 pmvurt wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 2:26 pmfew more years, talk is about as much as i can do...parma wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 4:43 amI'm in my mid 40s. Sexy talk ain't gonna cut it anymore.zerocrossing wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 4:35 amHow was it?parma wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 4:31 am Major wtf -
I just dialed the phone number they have listed and it's a phone sex service.![]()
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but stayed for the sexy talk.
- KVRian
- 1051 posts since 21 Apr, 2004
Well, I tracked down the Creative Director of Kalide through LinkedIn to his own personal site and sent an email to him there. Feels very stalker-ish but I guess this is how these things are done online nowadays. I failed to mention anything sexy, though. I figured it was too soon for that.
- KVRian
- 1051 posts since 21 Apr, 2004
Good news! I've finally heard back by replying to an old support ticket. Their email aggregator was squirreling away my emails.
Anyway, Collage lives and is set to see an update in May. They are also going to be releasing a free plugin soonish.

Anyway, Collage lives and is set to see an update in May. They are also going to be releasing a free plugin soonish.
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- KVRian
- 1295 posts since 30 Oct, 2003 from Pacific NW, USA
Yes, much too soon.parma wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 10:30 pm Well, I tracked down the Creative Director of Kalide through LinkedIn to his own personal site and sent an email to him there. Feels very stalker-ish but I guess this is how these things are done online nowadays. I failed to mention anything sexy, though. I figured it was too soon for that.
That's cool that you were able to get a reply, so nice detective work/stalking skills.
- KVRian
- 1051 posts since 21 Apr, 2004
It really is fun to play with. It's good for more right-brained people like me that sees these modern plugins with a million parameters and my eyes start to glaze over.morphex wrote: Sat Mar 29, 2025 11:56 pmYes, much too soon.parma wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 10:30 pm Well, I tracked down the Creative Director of Kalide through LinkedIn to his own personal site and sent an email to him there. Feels very stalker-ish but I guess this is how these things are done online nowadays. I failed to mention anything sexy, though. I figured it was too soon for that.I may be a little old-fashioned, but you should at least offer to super-size his fries first... then move onto eye contact. Don't put the cart before the horse.
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That's cool that you were able to get a reply, so nice detective work/stalking skills.And thanks for putting in the effort to get some answers. I remember this coming out, but never really looked into it past a first glance. It looks like a plug-in that you could easily spend hours and hours experimenting with, and a ton of customizing. I'll keep an eye out for the new plug-in.
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It's only $49 right now even though it says $129.
The free plugin is going to be a pitch shifting delay.
- KVRAF
- 13678 posts since 19 Jun, 2008 from Seattle
If only to drive your point home.vurt wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 10:23 pmi should add, i like the concept of collagemorphex wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 10:15 pmI have absolutely nothing productive to add. I just cannot stop laughing right now! This thread took such an unexpected turn. Y’all are killing me with some of your replies haha!![]()
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but stayed for the sexy talk.
I'm not a musician, but I've designed sounds that others use to make music. http://soundcloud.com/obsidiananvil
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- KVRAF
- 4310 posts since 20 Feb, 2004
I just got a reply from Kalide:
Hi Jeremiah! I can’t remember if I responded to you or not. If not apologies! Yes we are hard at work on a new update that will bring 6 or so new effects and about 300 new patches. Excited to share it with you.
Hays
A well-behaved signature.
- KVRAF
- 37377 posts since 14 Sep, 2002 from In teh net
Is it still on the intro price?
