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parma wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 4:31 am Major wtf -

I just dialed the phone number they have listed and it's a phone sex service.
how was the sex?
aliasing plugin owner
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martiu wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 6:07 pm
parma wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 4:31 am Major wtf -

I just dialed the phone number they have listed and it's a phone sex service.
how was the sex?
You're a few posts late

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vurt wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 2:26 pm
parma wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 4:43 am
zerocrossing wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 4:35 am
parma wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 4:31 am Major wtf -

I just dialed the phone number they have listed and it's a phone sex service.
How was it?
I'm in my mid 40s. Sexy talk ain't gonna cut it anymore.
few more years, talk is about as much as i can do...
:lol:

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parma wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 9:32 pm
vurt wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 2:26 pm
parma wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 4:43 am
zerocrossing wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 4:35 am
parma wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 4:31 am Major wtf -

I just dialed the phone number they have listed and it's a phone sex service.
How was it?
I'm in my mid 40s. Sexy talk ain't gonna cut it anymore.
few more years, talk is about as much as i can do...
:lol:
I have absolutely nothing productive to add. I just cannot stop laughing right now! This thread took such an unexpected turn. Y’all are killing me with some of your replies haha! :clown: :tu:

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morphex wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 10:15 pm
parma wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 9:32 pm
vurt wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 2:26 pm
parma wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 4:43 am
zerocrossing wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 4:35 am
parma wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 4:31 am Major wtf -

I just dialed the phone number they have listed and it's a phone sex service.
How was it?
I'm in my mid 40s. Sexy talk ain't gonna cut it anymore.
few more years, talk is about as much as i can do...
:lol:
I have absolutely nothing productive to add. I just cannot stop laughing right now! This thread took such an unexpected turn. Y’all are killing me with some of your replies haha! :clown: :tu:
i should add, i like the concept of collage 8)
but stayed for the sexy talk.
:ud:

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Well, I tracked down the Creative Director of Kalide through LinkedIn to his own personal site and sent an email to him there. Feels very stalker-ish but I guess this is how these things are done online nowadays. I failed to mention anything sexy, though. I figured it was too soon for that.

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Good news! I've finally heard back by replying to an old support ticket. Their email aggregator was squirreling away my emails.

Anyway, Collage lives and is set to see an update in May. They are also going to be releasing a free plugin soonish.

:party:

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parma wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 10:30 pm Well, I tracked down the Creative Director of Kalide through LinkedIn to his own personal site and sent an email to him there. Feels very stalker-ish but I guess this is how these things are done online nowadays. I failed to mention anything sexy, though. I figured it was too soon for that.
Yes, much too soon. :uhuhuh: I may be a little old-fashioned, but you should at least offer to super-size his fries first... then move onto eye contact. Don't put the cart before the horse. :hihi: :hug:

That's cool that you were able to get a reply, so nice detective work/stalking skills. :borg: And thanks for putting in the effort to get some answers. I remember this coming out, but never really looked into it past a first glance. It looks like a plug-in that you could easily spend hours and hours experimenting with, and a ton of customizing. I'll keep an eye out for the new plug-in. :tu:

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morphex wrote: Sat Mar 29, 2025 11:56 pm
parma wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 10:30 pm Well, I tracked down the Creative Director of Kalide through LinkedIn to his own personal site and sent an email to him there. Feels very stalker-ish but I guess this is how these things are done online nowadays. I failed to mention anything sexy, though. I figured it was too soon for that.
Yes, much too soon. :uhuhuh: I may be a little old-fashioned, but you should at least offer to super-size his fries first... then move onto eye contact. Don't put the cart before the horse. :hihi: :hug:

That's cool that you were able to get a reply, so nice detective work/stalking skills. :borg: And thanks for putting in the effort to get some answers. I remember this coming out, but never really looked into it past a first glance. It looks like a plug-in that you could easily spend hours and hours experimenting with, and a ton of customizing. I'll keep an eye out for the new plug-in. :tu:
It really is fun to play with. It's good for more right-brained people like me that sees these modern plugins with a million parameters and my eyes start to glaze over.

It's only $49 right now even though it says $129.

The free plugin is going to be a pitch shifting delay.

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vurt wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 10:23 pm
morphex wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 10:15 pm
parma wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 9:32 pm
vurt wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 2:26 pm
parma wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 4:43 am
zerocrossing wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 4:35 am

How was it?
I'm in my mid 40s. Sexy talk ain't gonna cut it anymore.
few more years, talk is about as much as i can do...
:lol:
I have absolutely nothing productive to add. I just cannot stop laughing right now! This thread took such an unexpected turn. Y’all are killing me with some of your replies haha! :clown: :tu:
i should add, i like the concept of collage 8)
but stayed for the sexy talk.
If only to drive your point home. :hihi: :party:
I'm not a musician, but I've designed sounds that others use to make music. http://soundcloud.com/obsidiananvil

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I just got a reply from Kalide:
Hi Jeremiah! I can’t remember if I responded to you or not. If not apologies! Yes we are hard at work on a new update that will bring 6 or so new effects and about 300 new patches. Excited to share it with you.

Hays
A well-behaved signature.

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I hope they can build some hype with this update.

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I almost always start with a preset and tweak or add my own macros so 300 new presets is huge.

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Is it still on the intro price?

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aMUSEd wrote: Wed Apr 09, 2025 11:07 am Is it still on the intro price?
Yep, it's currently $129

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