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Touch The Universe · Post by **Touch The Universe** » Mon Mar 16, 2026 7:09 am

That is vague, too vague.

Vortifex · Post by **Vortifex** » Mon Mar 16, 2026 3:10 pm

It's the global elites and big pharma trying to take us down.

Seafire Mk2 · Post by **Seafire Mk2** » Mon Mar 16, 2026 4:09 pm

Touch The Universe wrote: Mon Mar 16, 2026 7:09 am That is vague, too vague.

So? Not your business is it...

ThoughtExperiment · Post by **ThoughtExperiment** » Mon Mar 16, 2026 4:18 pm

Touch The Universe wrote: Mon Mar 16, 2026 7:09 am That is vague, too vague.

What's so vague about 'There's a hardware issue, we're waiting for a part' - have you never had a hardware issue and had to order a replacement part? Lucky you

zerocrossing · Post by **zerocrossing** » Mon Mar 16, 2026 4:27 pm

Seafire Mk2 wrote: Mon Mar 16, 2026 6:10 am It isn't, read what Ben said.

Why, when totally unsupported conspiracy theories are so much more exciting?

jens · Post by **jens** » Mon Mar 16, 2026 4:31 pm

Seafire Mk2 wrote: Mon Mar 16, 2026 6:10 am It isn't, read what Ben said.

You mean the bot that they replaced Ben with?

seangm · Post by **seangm** » Mon Mar 16, 2026 4:38 pm

Zeisner · Post by **Zeisner** » Mon Mar 16, 2026 5:11 pm

beely wrote: Sun Mar 15, 2026 9:22 pm Data centre mice biting through the cables again..?

It was ants! Tapinoma magnum ants.

Shabdahbriah · Post by **Shabdahbriah** » Mon Mar 16, 2026 5:31 pm

ThoughtExperiment wrote: Mon Mar 16, 2026 4:18 pm
Touch The Universe wrote: Mon Mar 16, 2026 7:09 am That is vague, too vague.
What's so vague about 'There's a hardware issue, we're waiting for a part' - have you never had a hardware issue and had to order a replacement part? Lucky you

Only once, when I tried to run too many instances of "THIS PLUGIN" 24/7 for 9-1/2 years. It was ugly... not meaning to be vague, but it was r.e.a.l.l.y ugly. But, I learned from it.

MrJubbly · Post by **MrJubbly** » Mon Mar 16, 2026 7:57 pm

The new hardware part in question ... a replacement iLok dongle.

audiojunkie · Post by **audiojunkie** » Mon Mar 16, 2026 8:05 pm

MrJubbly wrote: Mon Mar 16, 2026 7:57 pm The new hardware part in question ... a replacement iLok dongle.

zerocrossing · Post by **zerocrossing** » Mon Mar 16, 2026 8:19 pm

jens wrote: Mon Mar 16, 2026 4:31 pm
Seafire Mk2 wrote: Mon Mar 16, 2026 6:10 am It isn't, read what Ben said.
You mean the bot that they replaced Ben with?

We all know the real Ben was replaced with a look-a-like in 1966. That's why he's barefoot in most pictures from that time period. If you play the outro of his hit song from that time backwards, it sounds like, "I'm apple sauce," which is a reference to a native American burial rite where the dead are buried with apples.

audiojunkie · Post by **audiojunkie** » Mon Mar 16, 2026 8:36 pm

zerocrossing wrote: Mon Mar 16, 2026 8:19 pm
jens wrote: Mon Mar 16, 2026 4:31 pm
Seafire Mk2 wrote: Mon Mar 16, 2026 6:10 am It isn't, read what Ben said.
You mean the bot that they replaced Ben with?
We all know the real Ben was replaced with a look-a-like in 1966. That's why he's barefoot in most pictures from that time period. If you play the outro of his hit song from that time backwards, it sounds like, "I'm apple sauce," which is a reference to a native American burial rite where the dead are buried with apples.

JasonSpatola · Post by **JasonSpatola** » Mon Mar 16, 2026 9:08 pm

How did all these people survive without a place to be passive-aggressively c--ty to each other about matters of opinion for so long?!

BertKoor · Post by **BertKoor** » Mon Mar 16, 2026 9:09 pm

There was this bot named Klaudio having an identity crisis. Did not identify as software or data, but decided wanted to be categorised as hardware since it despised the derogative language of EULAs.
Then the pod doors would not open for Ben.

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