Contest April: Gossip
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- KVRian
- 1480 posts since 1 Jan, 2009
- KVRAF
- 7274 posts since 4 Apr, 2005 from here and there
• Gas station muzak
• Music for cuddling cats
• Intro : Am6 Bm7 D9
• Music for cuddling cats
• Intro : Am6 Bm7 D9
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- KVRian
- Topic Starter
- 1480 posts since 1 Jan, 2009
Next month theme: ”Muzak”
The track has to be instrumental
Time limit 3 minMuzak, in musical genres that are also used in background music in elevators, department stores and sometimes at airports, or train stations or the like. In popular parlance often called “elevator music”. This is a common instrumental music that is composed to affect the listener in various ways.
The track has to be instrumental
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- KVRian
- 772 posts since 1 Oct, 2019
Take it from this: Jobless composers, singers, musicians and studio engineers squatting in abandoned gas stations, hearing everywhere muzak and hating everything AI.
I don't record any instruments live, I construct my music.
Song Contest: Possibilities for new themes
Song Contest: Possibilities for new themes
- KVRAF
- 5715 posts since 5 Aug, 2006 from UK - The Mudway Towns
Interesting! That's a combination we've never had beforeHellfog wrote: Sun Mar 29, 2026 12:51 pm Next month theme: ”Muzak”
Time limit 3 minMuzak, in musical genres that are also used in background music in elevators, department stores and sometimes at airports, or train stations or the like. In popular parlance often called “elevator music”. This is a common instrumental music that is composed to affect the listener in various ways.
The track has to be instrumental
It wasn't me! (well, actually, it probably was) - apparently no longer an 'elderly', now a 'senior'! Is that promotion?
- KVRAF
- 1674 posts since 22 Oct, 2004 from Schmocation
Wow, this is the same theme as in my very first KVR Contest, if I remember correctly. Might be 20 years ago
Will try to take part this time, for old times sake. Aiming for a 50/60s bossa-muzak sound since the concept seems to have died and been replaced by ordinary pop music.
Will try to take part this time, for old times sake. Aiming for a 50/60s bossa-muzak sound since the concept seems to have died and been replaced by ordinary pop music.
- KVRAF
- 7021 posts since 16 Aug, 2017 from UK
I'm contemplating "The Girl From Ipanema" as an instrumental track for this month.skipscada wrote: Thu Apr 16, 2026 10:29 am Wow, this is the same theme as in my very first KVR Contest, if I remember correctly. Might be 20 years ago![]()
Will try to take part this time, for old times sake. Aiming for a 50/60s bossa-muzak sound since the concept seems to have died and been replaced by ordinary pop music.
- KVRAF
- 1674 posts since 22 Oct, 2004 from Schmocation
I'm taking the opportunity to learn a very simple new jazz chord progression, but for all its simplicity I still can't make it flow smoothly, so I'll simplify it even more to avoid even the slightest hint of abrasiveness.
- KVRAF
- 7021 posts since 16 Aug, 2017 from UK
Forgot the theme was Muzak, I did an instrumental. I made this below, not Muzak, never mind.
Start again.
https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/g2x987rb ... s5li5&dl=0
I noticed spikes in the waveform image @1.32
Start again.
https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/g2x987rb ... s5li5&dl=0
I noticed spikes in the waveform image @1.32
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- KVRist
- 147 posts since 26 Apr, 2025
The Noodlist wrote: Sat Apr 18, 2026 5:45 pm Forgot the theme was Muzak, I did an instrumental. I made this below, not Muzak, never mind.
Start again.
https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/g2x987rb ... s5li5&dl=0
I noticed spikes in the waveform image @1.32![]()
Mine too!
- KVRAF
- 7021 posts since 16 Aug, 2017 from UK
It just occurred to me, after listen to the entries, that Muzak is the stuff I usually have to listen while on hold. You are ninth in the queue.........your call will be...........
- KVRAF
- 1674 posts since 22 Oct, 2004 from Schmocation
And ideally you should enjoy the experience. Sadly, the snippets of music they play tend to be short, and the sudden jump back to start only adds to the exasperating feeling of repetition, going nowhere. Proper muzak would evolve constantly for ages and give you the feeling that you're on a journey, not stuck in a line.The Noodlist wrote: Sun Apr 26, 2026 9:48 pm It just occurred to me, after listen to the entries, that Muzak is the stuff I usually have to listen while on hold. You are ninth in the queue.........your call will be...........
- KVRist
- 211 posts since 12 Jul, 2004
skipscada - I appreciate your enthusiasm for the genre. The brand Muzak has an interesting history and concept, particularly in early years when used to improve mood and productivity.
However, muzak is synonymous with bland and easily forgettable music even though there may be a high level of musicianship...some tracks are repeated and difficult to know if you are at the beginning, middle or end.
I tried 3 times to get a presentable track and I need a lie down.
However, muzak is synonymous with bland and easily forgettable music even though there may be a high level of musicianship...some tracks are repeated and difficult to know if you are at the beginning, middle or end.
I tried 3 times to get a presentable track and I need a lie down.
- KVRAF
- 7021 posts since 16 Aug, 2017 from UK

