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Caleb · Post by **Caleb** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 2:27 pm

Worst song ever. I'd be so torn between some really good candidates.

Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blue or I'm Blue or whatever that horrendous song by the um Danish(??) guys. In fact anything they did was dreadful and now when the radios have stopped playing it I'm hearing the ringtones of it constantly. UGH!!!!

I should be so lucky (original) - Kylie Minogue

Teardrops - Womack and Womack (shoot me now)

Perfect - Fairground Attraction

Skating on thin ice - Yoko Ono (if fact anything by her is excruciating)

I'm trying to pick out all the ones I remember which made me want to scream and bash my head against a wall. I think that makes them great candidates for the worst song in history.

I'll probably think of some more later.

Caleb

nuffink · Post by **nuffink** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 2:33 pm

Lady in Red - c**t deBleeuuggghhh

Post by **Ben [KVR]** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 2:33 pm

topaz wrote:"things can only get better d-ream!

I like that

CypherOne · Post by **CypherOne** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 2:34 pm

Ben | KvR wrote:
topaz wrote:"things can only get better d-ream!
I like that

oops there goes any chance I had of getting an avatar...

dystonia_ek · Post by **dystonia_ek** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 2:39 pm

There's so much cringy material out there it's hard to decide. One sort of thing that inevitably makes me want to chew my own leg off to survive is that particularly nauseating brand of 80's pop music characterised by the likes of Wham! and Culture Club. Or anything with that post-Whitney Houston/Celine Dion strangled cat approach to vocal melodrama. Or those cliched r&b songs with the spoken part in the middle ("Baby... please come back to me...").

But I won't have anybody dissing the genius of William Shatner!

torhan · Post by **torhan** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 2:43 pm

VH1 did a special on this topic: "We Built This City" by Starship was the worst....I can't argue that one!

nuffink · Post by **nuffink** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 2:46 pm

ra ra rasputin

Don't look.

HanafiH · Post by **HanafiH** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 2:48 pm

Yasser Arafat's Dead by The Smiths

Glassback · Post by **Glassback** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 2:51 pm

there's klingons on the starboard bow starboard bow starboard bow
there's klingons on the starboard bow - jim!

Glassback · Post by **Glassback** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 2:51 pm

there's nobody quite like awful.
i mean orville.

HanafiH · Post by **HanafiH** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 2:53 pm

Glooper · Post by **Glooper** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 2:58 pm

topaz wrote: the chicken song

I sware I know the words for that....

Hold a chicken in the air...
stick a deck chair up your noise...
fly a jumbo jet...
and....erm. Disembody all your clothes.
Paint your left knee green.
errr...extract your wisdom teeth..
seomthing something something
and pretend your name is keith...

okay.. maybe I don't know them all... Yeah crap song though.
The birdie song was worst, and was played way to much in crappy youth club discos when I was a wee kid.

Ben

Hewitt Huntwork · Post by **Hewitt Huntwork** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 2:59 pm

If anybody watched the British show "The Office", there was a song they used over the closing credits with the lyric "tthe handbags and the gladrags that your granddad had to sweat so you could buy"...

I don't know who it's by, but it is pure torture!

Glassback · Post by **Glassback** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 3:04 pm

Hewitt Huntwork wrote:If anybody watched the British show "The Office", there was a song they used over the closing credits with the lyric "tthe handbags and the gladrags that your granddad had to sweat so you could buy"...

I don't know who it's by, but it is pure torture!

ROD FKIN STEWART!!!

torhan · Post by **torhan** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 3:05 pm

Here's the link to VH1's survey

The Worst Song Of All Time - Official