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DocAtlas · Post by **DocAtlas** » Wed Dec 04, 2019 11:05 pm

vurt wrote: ↑Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:44 pm
ProfessionalTom wrote: ↑Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:36 pm
On the other hand forgetting where the toilet is and shitting myself not so much...

weve all been that high at some point

I've never been that high; maybe I'm missing out on something?

On the other hand, one of the guys in a show I was in was wakened by water hitting him in the face. He looked up to find our drunken bassist urinating on him. The latter thought he was in the bathroom. We had to stop the same bassist once from defecating on the living room couch; drunk again, and thought he was in the bathroom.

It's incidents like that that have kept me pretty sober over the years...

DocAtlas · Post by **DocAtlas** » Wed Dec 04, 2019 11:07 pm

vurt wrote: ↑Wed Dec 04, 2019 10:08 pm
V0RT3X wrote: ↑Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:54 pm What DAW does professional Tom use?
if you watch the videos its flootyroops.
in demo mode.

I would have thought he'd be a DubTurbo user...

ProfessionalTom · Post by **ProfessionalTom** » Thu Dec 05, 2019 11:40 am

DocAtlas wrote: ↑Wed Dec 04, 2019 11:05 pm
vurt wrote: ↑Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:44 pm
ProfessionalTom wrote: ↑Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:36 pm
On the other hand forgetting where the toilet is and shitting myself not so much...

weve all been that high at some point
I've never been that high; maybe I'm missing out on something?

On the other hand, one of the guys in a show I was in was wakened by water hitting him in the face. He looked up to find our drunken bassist urinating on him. The latter thought he was in the bathroom. We had to stop the same bassist once from defecating on the living room couch; drunk again, and thought he was in the bathroom.

It's incidents like that that have kept me pretty sober over the years...

He either drank way way too much or maybe his brain/body just can't handle alcohol the way other people do.

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Thu Dec 05, 2019 12:17 pm

DocAtlas wrote: ↑Wed Dec 04, 2019 11:05 pm
vurt wrote: ↑Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:44 pm
ProfessionalTom wrote: ↑Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:36 pm
On the other hand forgetting where the toilet is and shitting myself not so much...

weve all been that high at some point
I've never been that high; maybe I'm missing out on something?

On the other hand, one of the guys in a show I was in was wakened by water hitting him in the face. He looked up to find our drunken bassist urinating on him. The latter thought he was in the bathroom. We had to stop the same bassist once from defecating on the living room couch; drunk again, and thought he was in the bathroom.

It's incidents like that that have kept me pretty sober over the years...

better the pisser than the pissee.

Kongru · Post by **Kongru** » Thu Dec 05, 2019 12:20 pm

vurt wrote: ↑Thu Dec 05, 2019 12:17 pm
DocAtlas wrote: ↑Wed Dec 04, 2019 11:05 pm
vurt wrote: ↑Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:44 pm
ProfessionalTom wrote: ↑Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:36 pm
On the other hand forgetting where the toilet is and shitting myself not so much...

weve all been that high at some point
I've never been that high; maybe I'm missing out on something?

On the other hand, one of the guys in a show I was in was wakened by water hitting him in the face. He looked up to find our drunken bassist urinating on him. The latter thought he was in the bathroom. We had to stop the same bassist once from defecating on the living room couch; drunk again, and thought he was in the bathroom.

It's incidents like that that have kept me pretty sober over the years...
better the pisser than the pissee.

Speak fer yourself!

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Thu Dec 05, 2019 4:08 pm

ProfessionalTom wrote: ↑Wed Dec 04, 2019 10:50 pm
vurt wrote: ↑Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:51 pm youd only hate me
if you knew why
i love you
takin my time
to identify your
unique horn.
Beautiful poem. I mean, I don't get it in 100% but, still, wow.

simple song/poem about a mans love for his unicorn.

ProfessionalTom · Post by **ProfessionalTom** » Thu Dec 05, 2019 7:54 pm

vurt wrote: ↑Thu Dec 05, 2019 4:08 pm
ProfessionalTom wrote: ↑Wed Dec 04, 2019 10:50 pm
vurt wrote: ↑Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:51 pm youd only hate me
if you knew why
i love you
takin my time
to identify your
unique horn.
Beautiful poem. I mean, I don't get it in 100% but, still, wow.
simple song/poem about a mans love for his unicorn.

Thanks! I, too like Korn.

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Thu Dec 05, 2019 8:03 pm

never question a man's love for a unicorn...

20191205_200152.jpg

thecontrolcentre · Post by **thecontrolcentre** » Thu Dec 05, 2019 8:10 pm

I hate to burst your bubble vurt, but that's not a unicorn. Its a bloke dressed as a unicorn

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Thu Dec 05, 2019 8:16 pm

and i look f**king awesome!

thecontrolcentre · Post by **thecontrolcentre** » Thu Dec 05, 2019 8:18 pm

ProfessionalTom · Post by **ProfessionalTom** » Fri Dec 06, 2019 12:44 pm

Vurt you look metal as f**k. I'm glad to have you in my band.

thecontrolcentre · Post by **thecontrolcentre** » Fri Dec 06, 2019 12:56 pm

Very metal ...

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Fri Dec 06, 2019 3:51 pm

ProfessionalTom wrote: ↑Fri Dec 06, 2019 12:44 pm Vurt you look metal as f**k. I'm glad to have you in my band.

the hooves are great for stomping drums!!!

ProfessionalTom · Post by **ProfessionalTom** » Fri Dec 06, 2019 4:09 pm

vurt wrote: ↑Fri Dec 06, 2019 3:51 pm
ProfessionalTom wrote: ↑Fri Dec 06, 2019 12:44 pm Vurt you look metal as f**k. I'm glad to have you in my band.
the hooves are great for stomping drums!!!

Yeah! And you can hit cymbals with your horn!

ProfessionalTom here, I just released my killer track that will make you all jelous of my mixing abilities