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munchkin · Post by **munchkin** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:10 pm

do you remember dancing in stilletos in the snow

I'd like to stab Fish's eyes out with them for that song. And the thing is he probably thought he was being ever so romantic when he sang those words but all it conjours up is this image of a tranny cavorting in the snow. The same with Lady in Red. If that's not the architypal cross-dressers anthem I don't know what is.

clueless · Post by **clueless** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:10 pm

VitaminD wrote:
Caleb wrote:Skating on thin ice - Yoko Ono (if fact anything by her is excruciating)

and where do you think she got her ideas from?

wanking

donkey tugger · Post by **donkey tugger** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:24 pm

clueless wrote:
nuffink wrote:Not as bad as Kaylee.
nuffink? do YOU remember dancing in stilettos in the snow?

..is it to late to say I'm sorry?

f**king excrable song.

Emerald Tablet · Post by **Emerald Tablet** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:30 pm

life is life

valley · Post by **valley** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:40 pm

Goodbye to you my trusted friend
We've known each other since we were nine or ten
Together we climbed hills and trees
Learned of love and A B C's
Skinned our hearts and skinned our knees.

f**k off.

Meffy · Post by **Meffy** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:47 pm

Mark Dinning sang, and Jean & Red Surrey wrote:That fateful night the car was stalled
Upon the railroad track,
I pulled you out and we were safe...
But you went running ba-a-aaaack.

Teen angel, can you hear me?
Teen angel, can you see me?
Are you somewhere up above,
And I am still your o-oown true love?

What was it you were looking for
That took your life that night?
They said they found my high school ring
Clutched in your fin-gers ti-i-iiiiight!

Sure knew how to write 'em in the olden dayes, didn't they?

Meffy

clueless · Post by **clueless** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:54 pm

"My space suit is lying on the control-room floor;
pulse rate increasing as the heat factor soars;
Take me
make me feel the force

ignore the computers - we're locked on course."

nuffink · Post by **nuffink** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:58 pm

I heat up, I can’t cool down
You got me spinnin’
’round and ’round
’round and ’round and ’round it goes
Where it stops nobody knows

Every time you call my name
I heat up like a burnin’ flame
Burnin’ flame full of desire
Kiss me baby, let the fire get higher

Abra-abra-cadabra
I want to reach out and grab ya
Abra-abra-cadabra
Abracadabra

You make me hot, you make me sigh
You make me laugh, you make me cry
Keep me burnin’ for your love
With the touch of a velvet glove

Abra-abra-cadabra
I want to reach out and grab ya
Abra-abra-cadabra
Abracadabra

I feel the magic in your caress
I feel magic when I touch your dress
Silk and satin, leather and lace
Black panties with an angel’s face

I see magic in your eyes
I hear the magic in your sighs
Just when I think I’m gonna get away
I hear those words that you always say

Abra-abra-cadabra
I want to reach out and grab ya
Abra-abra-cadabra
Abracadabra

Every time you call my name
I heat up like a burnin’ flame
Burnin’ flame full of desire
Kiss me baby, let the fire get higher

I heat up, I can’t cool down
My situation goes ’round and ’round
I heat up, I can’t cool down
My situation goes ’round and ’round
I heat up, I can’t cool down
My situation goes ’round and ’round

Aside from the sheer idiocy of the chorus I'd particularly like to draw your attention to:-
Keep me burnin’ for your love
With the touch of a velvet glove

Meffy · Post by **Meffy** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:05 pm

The world is just packed with execrable music!
Can't read any more; these lyrics are too sick.

With all of this dreck, though, this screeching and braying,
Dig long enough, you'll find a few tunes worth playing. :-D

Meffy

Improv · Post by **Improv** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:07 pm

opiadream wrote:ok lightwieghts

here's the link where you can learn about some truly awful renditions of popular songs by the incredible
mrs miller

http://www.franklarosa.com/vinyl/Exhibit.jsp?AlbumID=77

At least now I know where Dave at WNA got the inspiration for Dopplemangler!

Listen to the warped vibrato on her voice!

LBN · Post by **LBN** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:09 pm

I'm going to have to hide about 2/3 of my CD collection if any of you guys ever come over.

Voidoid Surrealist · Post by **Voidoid Surrealist** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:29 pm

KFW wrote:
evan parker, fred frith, john zorn
metal in general
cookie monsters
the end, heroin

Damn, that's like a list of my FAVORITE stuff!

SuitcaseOfLizards · Post by **SuitcaseOfLizards** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 8:53 pm

Ok, that does it! I'm retaliating!

Flock of Seagulls "I Ran"

I walked along the avenue.
I never thought I’d meet a girl like you;
Meet a girl like you.
With auburn hair and tawny eyes;
The kind of eyes that hypnotize me through;
Hypnotize me through.

And I ran, I ran so far away.
I just ran, I ran all night and day.
I couldn’t get away.

A cloud appears above your head;
A beam of light comes shining down on you,
Shining down on you.
The cloud is moving nearer still.
Aurora borealis comes in view;
Aurora comes in view.

And I ran, I ran so far away.
I just ran, I ran all night and day.
I couldn’t get away.

Reached out a hand to touch your face;
You’re slowly disappearing from my view;
Disappearing from my view.
Reached out a hand to try again;
I’m floating in a beam of light with you;
A beam of light with you.

And I ran, I ran so far away.
I just ran, I ran all night and day.
I couldn’t get away.

Dasheesh · Post by **Dasheesh** » Thu Jun 10, 2021 12:29 am

if i look, see, hear or taste anything U2 in my vicinity, every power button within reach gets smashed off all at once. i don't care if im in a car doing 110. everything must be shut off until i feel it has passed, and i can resume normal life.

"I AM SOOOOOO SPECAILLLLLL, AND YOU ARE SO NOT...

I AM 60 AND WEAR BUG GLASSES, STARE INTO MY GANDPA EYES...."

Dirtgrain · Post by **Dirtgrain** » Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:54 am

"Love Shack," by the B-52s, is my choice for worst song ever. I'm in pain when I think about it.

The Worst Song Of All Time - Official