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The Hipster's Bongos
Product The Hipster's Bongos
Developer Rattly & Raw
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Type / Tags BongoComedyHipsterIronyKontakt Instrument
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Feeling excluded from the newest and most ironic jams in your urban village? Pick up your free copy of The Hipster's Bongos and your fibre-free, over-processed post-vintage days of musical normality will be gone.

This instrument for Kontakt 5.5.1 features a multisampled pair of the most terribly authentic sounding Hipster's bongos with the meticulous attention to tuning and performance you've come to expect from a player who has studiously avoided damaging their natural 'feel' and 'tone' with practice and dedication.

You have Open and Slap 'tones' for both the high and low bongos, and a button for an optional coffee shop atmosphere to really embed you in the world of flat-whites and blondies.

The Hipster's Bongos also has two guaranteed exclusive and rare special features:

The 'Annoyingness' control increases the frequency of fully authentic Hipster comments from none to MANY comments.

The 'Mistakes' dial controls the frequency of missed-hits, duff notes, scrapes and accidents.

Don't miss out. Get them free free free before they are popular.

For reasons of clarity and to avoid any misconception, this is a REAL Kontakt instrument. Grab these incredible drums and get some rare, organic tone into your music.

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