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BS Zebra Rage Challenge 2009-04-11T22:38:25+00:00 As many of you know by now, Zebra did not win the coveted and highly anticipated Musikmesse 2009 Software Instruments award. Although Urs remains calm in the face of this miscarriage of technological award justice, I feel it is important for the rest of us to find an outlet for the inevitable rage that cries out for expression. I therefore propose that we redirect this energy by making Zebra patches as follows: 1) In order to qualify, the patch must use ALL the available modules at the same time, including everything available in the effects grid. Modules may be moved around and reconnected as needed, but not deleted. 2) Although setting every parameter to it's absolute maximum or minimum value is encouraged, it is more important to express the rage, shall we say, somewhat artistically. So, tweak away. 3) Maximizing the number of convoluted modulations to the point of incomprehensible chaos is encouraged. 4) CPU optimzations are discouraged, and any patches that cannot be rendered will be archived in a patch time-capsule until such time that CPU power equals the rage levels that Zebra and it's fanatical sore losers like myself are capable of demanding. 5) A template has been provided ( Note: as an expression of injustice, I initialed this patch with "BS" rather than my more polite initialization form "WS" ): BS Zebra Rage - initialize which ironically makes a rather musical tone, the likes of which is forbidden. Please change this. Definable pitch is acceptable only if it doesn't stay in one place for too long. 6) Anyone who disqualifies themselves by disobeying the rules is automatically reinstated by nature of the rude and offensive nature of the disqualification itself, which is in keeping with the primary goal of the expression of rage. We do not want to hinder the rage, but rather to guide and gently control it. Special kudos to bmrzycki for inspiring this challenge. billstei https://www.kvraudio.com/forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=95121

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Post by billstei » Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:45 pm

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There are no losers, everybody wins, Yay!! (stage 5 delusion)

It's Just Not Fair

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Post by djsubject » Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:52 pm

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Polybius wrote:Fart noises in Zebra? What a coincidence. It just so happens, i've been studying for over 3 months now, how to perceive this certain sound. Here's the fruit of countless hours of research:

http://users.telenet.be/bogaard/temp/zebrafarts.mp3

brilliant!!

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Post by Urs » Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:55 pm

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billstei wrote:It's Just Not Fair

u-he.com

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Post by billstei » Wed Apr 15, 2009 8:44 pm

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Amazing. (stage 4 attitude revisited)

Wow

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