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mellotronaut · Post by **mellotronaut** » Fri May 15, 2009 3:15 pm

Everybody knows, URS stands for Ubiquitous Random Soulsucker

ew · Post by ew » Fri May 15, 2009 3:17 pm

dreamkeeper wrote: "If the summer change to winter...

... Yo! Urs is no Disgrace!"

OK Werner; we've warned you before

ew

mellotronaut · Post by **mellotronaut** » Fri May 15, 2009 3:18 pm

streifentier wrote:Wow, good ol' KVR. This thread's got almost 1000 clicks in about 3 hours. Apparently there was some kind of "keyword" in the thread title ... Thanks for the fun, everyone!

next thread: Blame Streifentier!!!

mellotronaut · Post by **mellotronaut** » Fri May 15, 2009 3:20 pm

ew wrote:
dreamkeeper wrote: "If the summer change to winter...

... Yo! Urs is no Disgrace!"

OK Werner; we've warned you before

ew

what's a 'Werner'? Wiener? Sausages?

pekadan · Post by **pekadan** » Fri May 15, 2009 3:24 pm

streifentier wrote:Wow, good ol' KVR. This thread's got almost 1000 clicks in about 3 hours. Apparently there was some kind of "keyword" in the thread title ... Thanks for the fun, everyone!

Yes, there are two keywords in the title.

Krakatau · Post by **Krakatau** » Fri May 15, 2009 3:25 pm

stanlea wrote:Urs is NOT american. That's enough for me.

+1

...but that's his main ... QUALITY !

mellotronaut · Post by **mellotronaut** » Fri May 15, 2009 3:35 pm

http://khwajagharibnawaz.com/sufism.htm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ursus_(biology)
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ureteroskopie

shogger · Post by **shogger** » Fri May 15, 2009 3:37 pm

Krakatau wrote:
stanlea wrote:Urs is NOT american. That's enough for me.
+1

...but that's his main ... QUALITY !

Hehehe, americans are soooooo many-faceted, like us germans. But yes, Urs is one of us cool ones with lotsa goooood german potential!

I love America, really.

Shogger

mellotronaut · Post by **mellotronaut** » Fri May 15, 2009 3:39 pm

Herman the German or Woody Woodpecker? Who wins?

Krakatau · Post by **Krakatau** » Fri May 15, 2009 3:54 pm

Beeing aware that the actual president is black, muslim and, personal consideration, his name has probably a strong tribal origin around Kenya and Tanzania ( typical from many black african cultures in where your name would immediately reveals your tribal origin )

This beeing also a strong symbol for native african cultures, it looks more and more, and more like...

...the miracle of America !

shogger wrote:I love America, really.

so do i too, suddently...

....I sincerey apologise Urs

(And i hope you'll once forgive) because i've realised that i've just shamelessly forgotten to flame you !

- but this really needed to be said !

screentan · Post by **screentan** » Fri May 15, 2009 3:58 pm

I thought URS stands for Unscrupulous Revenue Service.
I also heard he keeps a live foetus in his research lab.

Optomadic · Post by **Optomadic** » Fri May 15, 2009 4:04 pm

Naahh the name was actually stolen from this company. Urs is not even his real name

..

omg sorry Urs my mistake.

pekadan · Post by **pekadan** » Fri May 15, 2009 4:10 pm

screentan wrote:I thought URS stands for Unscrupulous Revenue Service.
I also heard he keeps a live foetus in his research lab.

Interesting, I did not know that. What I do know is that he keeps some poor scientist genius named Howard locked up in his research lab. He's pure evil this Urs.

dreamkeeper · Post by **dreamkeeper** » Fri May 15, 2009 4:20 pm

ew wrote:
dreamkeeper wrote: "If the summer change to winter...

... Yo! Urs is no Disgrace!"

OK Werner; we've warned you before

ew

Sorry, couldn't find any worse in the bottom drawer.

mellotronaut wrote:what's a 'Werner'? Wiener? Sausages?

Close, but no cigar! Actually it's Ham(m)

streifentier · Post by **streifentier** » Fri May 15, 2009 4:23 pm

pekadan wrote:
screentan wrote:I thought URS stands for Unscrupulous Revenue Service.
I also heard he keeps a live foetus in his research lab.
Interesting, I did not know that. What I do know is that he keeps some poor scientist genius named Howard locked up in his research lab. He's pure evil this Urs.

Yes, Howard is known to be chained in a dim room somewhere in the basement of URS TOWER, living on moulded bread and tap water.

He gets a piece of cheese, though, whenever he puts out a Zebra patch (if it's good enough, that is).

(Or what did you think about why his quality patches are available for such low cost?)

Btw, the source of this information is KVR-member mellotronaut, he's got a similar guy locked in his cellar rooms, who's writing his music for him.)

Pretty disturbing, isn't it.

u-he

KVR Audio

Flame Urs!!!!