Q: What do you call a successful guitarist?
A: A guy whose wife has 2 jobs.
Q: What do you say to a guitar player in a 3-piece suit?
A: “Will the defendant please rise …”
Q: What is the first sign you’re hallucinating?
A: Two guitar players are playing in tune.
Q: What’s the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
I'll keep at it until you release AT4 so you might want to move that release date up a bit.........
