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Aryaroman · Post by **Aryaroman** » Thu Sep 01, 2016 11:06 pm

ghettosynth wrote:
(Sinelanguage) wrote:I didn't know there were any vocal machines dedicated to yawns, guess if they're going for element of surprise alone that'd be the way to go
I am updating my prediction, it's going to be OmniFlatulator, the definitive fart synthesizer.

How much laugh-inducing credibility an overused hype-word like definitive can induce in the right context...

Now there's a funny word, induce.

(In the voice of Miranda Hart)

"Induce."

Stares long

"Ind-juce...!"

Eh, sorry.

"Induce..."

Inducenator!

Compyfox · Post by **Compyfox** » Thu Sep 01, 2016 11:07 pm

I wanted to stay out of this, but...

Aryaroman wrote:• $499 pre-order and you get Wusik Station 15 FREE (limited pre-order)

werp wrote:They've released a delay...

Nice play of words...

Aryaroman wrote:This thread is getting seriously out of hand. Next thing a riot will break out. Though, we're going to need a lot of hands and a lot of monitors to carry in front of Spectrasonics HQ.

Doesn't have to be so complicated:

wagtunes · Post by **wagtunes** » Thu Sep 01, 2016 11:08 pm

quantum7 wrote:I disagree with the poster who said the "a lie is a lie" line. Eric would only be lying if he purposely tried to deceive us. For all we know he and the rest of his crew have been plagued with technical problems and have been desperately trying to get shown whatever needs to be shown by the technical end of Sept. 1st.....so people do not accuse them of "lying". Hopefully he will at least update us if they are having technical or server related issues that are keeping the news from being put out.

Fine. They something. Anything. A simple "Sorry guys, we're having technical problems. Things will be delayed until..." whenever. But something.

If today comes and goes and nothing goes up on the site and nothing is said, I'm sorry, but that's just plain wrong.

mhog · Post by **mhog** » Thu Sep 01, 2016 11:10 pm

Sept. 2nd for at least an hour here. There is ZERO excuse for this.

(joking

)

h2ogun99 · Post by **h2ogun99** » Thu Sep 01, 2016 11:11 pm

I'm now hoping it will be 11:59:59 PST just to see people become unraveled.

woodsdenis · Post by **woodsdenis** » Thu Sep 01, 2016 11:11 pm

https://twitter.com/Spectrasonics/statu ... 0856941568

Armadillo · Post by **Armadillo** » Thu Sep 01, 2016 11:12 pm

Suloo wrote:somebody said they do a party at 7 o'clock. Probably launch it then.

That's 3 AM for me

Now, I'll probably go to sleep 1 AM, lie in bed wondering what it could be and probably fall asleep 2.55 AM

funktional · Post by **funktional** » Thu Sep 01, 2016 11:13 pm

And one day spectrasonics announced the 4th instrument.what a peaceful day it was for some ........time is relative

Zexila · Post by **Zexila** » Thu Sep 01, 2016 11:17 pm

woodsdenis wrote:https://twitter.com/Spectrasonics/statu ... 0856941568

Sure! Here's a clue for you while we are uploading: It features Saucers and a Butterfly

GMusic · Post by **GMusic** » Thu Sep 01, 2016 11:17 pm

You would think they would have had it uploaded and ready to go on release day with the flick of a switch/push of a button with a countdown like this

The good news is...it sounds like they are indeed uploading a product, so it will be available ASAP and is not just release announcement.

GMusic · Post by **GMusic** » Thu Sep 01, 2016 11:19 pm

Zexila wrote:
woodsdenis wrote:https://twitter.com/Spectrasonics/statu ... 0856941568

Sure! Here's a clue for you while we are uploading: It features Saucers and a Butterfly

By the way Zexila, I love your quote. I recognized it instantly from Jon's original post. So true. Love it.

Vortifex · Post by **Vortifex** » Thu Sep 01, 2016 11:20 pm

quantum7 · Post by **quantum7** » Thu Sep 01, 2016 11:20 pm

In IDAHO time....or Potato Spud time, as we like to call it, Spectrasonics still has nearly 7 hours left. As long as they make the announcement before days end, Potato or Spud time, they are good in my book.......unless they release a cruddy Vocaloid-type instruments, then that will be another matter entirely.

Zexila · Post by **Zexila** » Thu Sep 01, 2016 11:21 pm

GMusic wrote:By the way Zexila, I love your quote. I recognized it instantly from Jon's original post. So true. Love it.

Yeah, Jon is awesome.

quantum7 · Post by **quantum7** » Thu Sep 01, 2016 11:23 pm

Vortifex wrote:Grats Eric. I genuinely have no life. Today's announcement was to be the one good thing in an otherwise relentlessly tedious and depressing existence. But no. You had to take that away from me. Now I have to go to bed alone, bathed in the bluish white light of my budget Android device as I repeatedly refresh your Twitter page until I succumb to sleep or death.

DAMN! Get this man some Prozac!!!!!!

Spectrasonics rumors...