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emcee · Post by **emcee** » Fri Oct 14, 2016 9:12 pm

Gents.
Appreciate you ensuring my safety. The response that kicked off with traffic thoughts was written/sent when I was in the office. Not from a moving vehicle. Siri merely dictated a thing into notes. Like Hink, I can get the phone/car to read the messages out and I 99.9% of the time leave them - only if I get a message from wifey with "should I get milk and bread or will you" that needs a response will I send back a me/you or yes/no response. I'm even careful with Bluetooth as that can affect your concentration.
And with as many #%^ drivers around, god knows I need all the concentration I can get.

What also gets my goat is ****heads who cut in last minute and don't get the thank you wave.
Btw writing this from a stationary bed. So these are "bed thoughts" heh
And I'm in weekend mode!

emcee · Post by **emcee** » Sat Oct 15, 2016 1:58 am

Or in other words

"Keep your eyes on the road and your hands upon the wheel...."

incubus · Post by **incubus** » Sat Oct 15, 2016 5:13 am

They're just pretending that cars drive themselves.

Remember, most people these days are super-human. They can juggle 30 pineapples, text and take a shit at the same time.

When I was your age, I simply listened to the radio telling me how bad the traffic was. GET THE f**k OFF MY LAWN!!!!!!

incubus · Post by **incubus** » Sat Oct 15, 2016 5:15 am

And, if you were LISTENING to music instead of texting in traffic, you'd have a universal thought!

emcee · Post by **emcee** » Sat Oct 15, 2016 5:23 am

incubus wrote:They're just pretending that cars drive themselves.

Remember, most people these days are super-human. They can juggle 30 pineapples, text and take a shit at the same time.

When I was your age, I simply listened to the radio telling me how bad the traffic was. GET THE f**k OFF MY LAWN!!!!!!

My age?
I was around when the Dinosaurs were being trained for the Flinstones.

emcee · Post by **emcee** » Sat Oct 15, 2016 5:26 am

I once hired a car that the radio didn't work in. I felt almost bad but had to return it just after the first set of traffic lights. A car with no radio is like trying to high five a bloke with no arms, it just isn't right.

incubus · Post by **incubus** » Sat Oct 15, 2016 5:45 am

emcee wrote:
incubus wrote:They're just pretending that cars drive themselves.

Remember, most people these days are super-human. They can juggle 30 pineapples, text and take a shit at the same time.

When I was your age, I simply listened to the radio telling me how bad the traffic was. GET THE f**k OFF MY LAWN!!!!!!
My age?
I was around when the Dinosaurs were being trained for the Flinstones.

My lawn is older than you, wait, it's dead because of the drought.

emcee · Post by **emcee** » Sat Oct 15, 2016 5:49 am

mines 5" high in spots because of the rain.

aciddose · Post by **aciddose** » Sat Oct 15, 2016 6:44 am

incubus wrote:They can text 30 people, juggle and shit a pineapple at the same time.

emcee · Post by **emcee** » Sat Oct 15, 2016 6:46 am

Yet to see that, but I have seen a woman put on makeup and steer with her knees at 80kmh

aciddose · Post by **aciddose** » Sat Oct 15, 2016 6:50 am

It's frightening how often I receive texts from people who're on the can. It's so impersonal I suppose unlike on the telephone where the other person could've heard you drop a bomb.

Never touch anyone else's phone. Shit's contaminated, yo.

emcee · Post by **emcee** » Sat Oct 15, 2016 7:47 am

I've had a guy take a call mid stream at a urinal at the local hardware store and continue the call after the flush..

emcee · Post by **emcee** » Sat Oct 15, 2016 8:46 am

the call wasn't even important from what I could gather - sounded like his better half asking what he wanted for dinner... so tempted to butt in and say "chipolata sausages"...

Hink · Post by **Hink** » Sat Oct 15, 2016 4:22 pm

emcee wrote:I've had a guy take a call mid stream at a urinal at the local hardware store and continue the call after the flush..

just be clear, this was a real bathroom and not just a toilet on display right?

harryupbabble · Post by **harryupbabble** » Sat Oct 15, 2016 4:31 pm

Expletives, you silly humans, what have you done to my thread? Just kidding. Funny and interesting thoughts.

Is Music Really Universal?