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Mister Natural · Post by **Mister Natural** » Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:26 pm

donkey tugger wrote:Shithouse

that's a form of house music these days

CircuitEYE · Post by **CircuitEYE** » Thu Sep 21, 2017 4:53 pm

Retired

stardustmedia · Post by **stardustmedia** » Thu Sep 21, 2017 5:46 pm

Probably already posted...

5 years and I've still not decided on a producer name

Numanoid · Post by **Numanoid** » Thu Sep 21, 2017 6:21 pm

donkey tugger wrote:Shithouse

...Or Get Off The Pot

jamiethemorris · Post by **jamiethemorris** » Fri Sep 22, 2017 2:11 am

H-REQ
H-WRECK
Your real name or some variation

Numanoid · Post by **Numanoid** » Fri Sep 22, 2017 10:51 pm

teVrs

Aloysius · Post by **Aloysius** » Fri Sep 22, 2017 10:52 pm

Tea Boy

cron · Post by **cron** » Fri Sep 22, 2017 11:36 pm

Relax, it'll come eventually. It took me 15 years and numerous aliases to settle, but when the right name arrived I immediately knew it was the one - not a flicker of the doubt that shadowed every previous alias. Just call yourself any old shit in the meantime. You'll figure out the right name one day when you aren't even trying.

Aloysius · Post by **Aloysius** » Sat Sep 23, 2017 3:08 am

any old shit

cron · Post by **cron** » Sat Sep 23, 2017 3:38 am

Aloysius · Post by **Aloysius** » Sat Sep 23, 2017 3:39 am

Numanoid · Post by **Numanoid** » Sat Sep 23, 2017 7:38 pm

jamiethemorris wrote:H-REQ
H-WRECK
Your real name or some variation

How about H-REQin' Cru

aciddose · Post by **aciddose** » Sun Sep 24, 2017 12:56 am

Mister Natural wrote:
donkey tugger wrote:Shithouse
that's a form of house music these days

Back when I was a teenager (grade 10? = ~16) I remember running into some group of slightly older kids (grade 12? ~18) with a pair of friends late one night.

Someone from their group (~12 people) said the usual "what are you lookin' at? ..." sort of comment but was interrupted part way by the most ridiculous looking drunken chav wearing a backward baseball cap and drooling on himself who announced to all those present that "yEAGH!! U'd betth nAT tryn' 'uck wif ush caz ayem buil' ika shite brickcose!"

I said something like "that sure doesn't sound well built"; the look of total confusion in the guy's face as all his mates laughed was classy.

I think "Shite Brickhouse" would be a great name for such a genre as well as its top producer.

donkey tugger · Post by **donkey tugger** » Sun Sep 24, 2017 4:07 am

aciddose wrote:
Mister Natural wrote:
donkey tugger wrote:Shithouse
that's a form of house music these days
Back when I was a teenager (grade 10? = ~16) I remember running into some group of slightly older kids (grade 12? ~18) with a pair of friends late one night.

Someone from their group (~12 people) said the usual "what are you lookin' at? ..." sort of comment but was interrupted part way by the most ridiculous looking drunken chav wearing a backward baseball cap and drooling on himself who announced to all those present that "yEAGH!! U'd betth nAT tryn' 'uck wif ush caz ayem buil' ika shite brickcose!"

I said something like "that sure doesn't sound well built"; the look of total confusion in the guy's face as all his mates laughed was classy.

I think "Shite Brickhouse" would be a great name for such a genre as well as its top producer.

A few years back my mum was in hospital for a few weeks, and the NHS being what it is I had to go and pick her up in a taxi. While I was waiting, an old woman who the nurses said was called Edna, came up to me and started asking when we were going, obviously convinced I was one of her family. When I tried to explain that she couldn't come with us she fixed me with a withering glare and exclaimed. , "you know what you are don't you. You're you're a bad 'un, and a shithouse."

Vortifex · Post by **Vortifex** » Sun Sep 24, 2017 12:56 pm

5 years and I've still not decided on a producer name, any suggestions?