Relab Releases An EQ ...

[bmanic]

This is indeed extreme cringe worth of text from Relab. What on earth are they smoking over there?

Looks like unparalleled experience in harnessing the power of ChatGPT

You know.. it really might be just that!

[ThomasN]

So they release a new EQ plug-in, while the announced VSR REV6000 is in beta since over two years.

I suspect they've got a few products going through the ML process, and an EQ plugin was just complted faster whereas the reverbs are trickier.

Maybe. However, I would expect, when you enter beta phase, all the heavy lifting is done and it's all about bug fixing and (workflow) optimization.

[jens]

It is a new, unprecedented level of aggression in pressuring prospective customers into buying a product..

For soem time now, their sales tactics seem progressively desperate to me tbh.

[jens]

finally good EQ plugin

Buy now?

[martiu]

finally good EQ plugin

Buy now?

give money

[jens]

Wife says no.

[masterhiggins]

This eq has single-handedly restored my faith in humanity.

[kraster]

Wife says no.

Sell wife.

Buy eq.

[lotus2035]

"Analyzing an astonishing 2.9 million data points, we've crafted not just an emulation, but a data-backed RE-CREATION."

What a relief!
Anything less than say 2.5 million data points just wouldn't do.

[Funkybot's Evil Twin]

3 million or bust for me!

[jens]

Wife says no.

Sell wife.

Buy eq.

Wife owns me.

Not other way.

[rod_zero]

finally good EQ plugin

been waiting for this all my life

[rod_zero]

Asked to Chatgpt:Could you create a marketing text for a new EQ audio plugin that uses the newest technology, the best analog modeling and is based in precious vintage year? make it as hyperbolic as possible?

Introducing the Future of Sound: The VintageVibe Pro EQ Plugin!

Prepare to embark on an auditory journey like no other, as we unveil the breathtaking VintageVibe Pro EQ, the epitome of cutting-edge technology and unparalleled analog modeling.

Immerse yourself in the sonic wonders of a bygone era, meticulously resurrected with the utmost precision and care. Our plugin transports you to the heart of the most precious vintage years, capturing the soulful essence of a time when music truly came alive.

Unleash the Power of Time-Travel:

Immerse yourself in the lush, warm tones that defined the classics.
Experience the richness of legendary studios with every twist of the knob.
Harness the magic of yesteryear, right at your fingertips.

Unprecedented Analog Modeling:

Every nuance, every harmonic detail, meticulously emulated for perfection.
From tube warmth to tape saturation, your tracks will shine with authenticity.
Rediscover the organic, raw beauty of analog in a digital age.

Breakthrough Technology:

The future has arrived, and it's packed with innovation.
Precision and flexibility meet in a symphony of EQ possibilities.
Craft your sound with effortless precision, thanks to our intuitive interface.

Elevate Your Music:

Whether you're a seasoned pro or an aspiring artist, VintageVibe Pro EQ guarantees a transcendent audio experience.
Elevate your tracks to stratospheric heights, captivating your audience with unparalleled sonic brilliance.

Join the Revolution:

Be part of the revolution in music production.
Leave behind the constraints of the ordinary and embrace the extraordinary.
VintageVibe Pro EQ is your ticket to a realm of sound that transcends the boundaries of time.

Unleash your creativity, define your unique sonic signature, and transport your audience to a golden era of music. With VintageVibe Pro EQ, you're not just crafting sound; you're creating a masterpiece. Don't miss your chance to experience the future of audio – get VintageVibe Pro EQ today!

Does it beats Relab marketing material?

[escalona]

Sounds like every other plugin company does what you just did...

[martiu]

Here’s Why You Need to Act Now:
Exclusive offers never last forever.

First, with everything we’ve learned about the Maselec MEA-2, we KNOW the value of this EQ far exceeds this introductory price. So we can’t offer this deal forever.

Second, this isn’t just a marketing gimmick. At Relab, we are actually incredibly excited to launch this plug-in that has been years in the making. We know how good it is, and we appreciate our evergrowing base of proud and loyal Relab customers.

But besides it being an incredible deal for forward-thinkers everywhere, it’s also a way to say thank you to our valued Relab customers who have joined us on our mission to help create the best sounds possible. But while our customer appreciation will last forever, this introductory offer won’t.

And when it ends, the plug-in will revert back to its original price. While the Maselec MEA-2 is still a steal at $199, why pay more when you don’t have to?

So, if you’re on the fence, this is the time to jump off and grab the MEA-2 for a very limited-time price of $149, and experience its magic before everyone else….and before having to pay more for no reason

I have never encountered such exaggeration and self-importance before. This goes beyond good or bad marketing. It is a new, unprecedented level of aggression in pressuring prospective customers into buying a product. Simply grotesque, infinitely embarrassing, and should be reported

No matter how good this is, at the end of the day it´s just another EQ plugin.

What on earth are they smoking over there?

whatever it is, i want some of it