KVR Audio

Greybox Audio · Post by **Greybox Audio** » Fri Feb 09, 2018 7:54 am

customers that don't buy waves products or ilok protected software but turn every 'new product'-thread into an 'ilok/wup is the devil'-thread

aciddose · Post by **aciddose** » Fri Feb 09, 2018 8:20 am

So you're saying we need a "Wurst plugin customers" thread?

SciFiArtMan · Post by **SciFiArtMan** » Fri Feb 09, 2018 9:42 am

aciddose wrote:So you're saying we need a "Wurst plugin customers" thread?

Are you implying that you see your customer base here on KVR as a bunch of demented whiners constantly yelling, "Sausages, SAUSAGES!!!"?

Maybe we're all demented whiners, in our own way... SAUSAGES, KORG!!!

egbert101 · Post by **egbert101** » Fri Feb 09, 2018 9:46 am

Aloysius · Post by **Aloysius** » Fri Feb 09, 2018 9:52 am

demented sausage dogs

SciFiArtMan · Post by **SciFiArtMan** » Fri Feb 09, 2018 9:55 am

Woof!

WOK · Post by **WOK** » Fri Feb 09, 2018 10:12 am

aciddose wrote:The worst customers are the ones who aren't your customers! Shut up ya dang freeloaders!
"Now I paid a lot of money $0 for this plug-in and I demand some respect and kind hollow words! I don't even use the software but I think you should spend years implementing a feature nobody wants or cares about!"

Reminds me of: "I just finished my last plugin and releasing it for free..." "GOD DAMN, NO 64 BIT VERSION?? NO MAC VERSION??? IN WHICH CENTURY ARE YOU LIVING???"

whyterabbyt · Post by **whyterabbyt** » Fri Feb 09, 2018 11:25 am

aciddose wrote:So you're saying we need a "Wurst plugin customers" thread?

http://www.kvraudio.com/forum/viewtopic ... 1#p7006411

gas pump · Post by **gas pump** » Fri Feb 09, 2018 6:11 pm

V0RT3X wrote:We have a thread for the companies, but what about a thread for all the whiny entitled customers who ask for ridiculous feature requests and rudely demand support?

C’mon we need some balance here on KVR.

I much prefer the whiny entitled KVR posters myself, because their demands for support are supremely rude. How dare they even think that a company would consider taking their users' feature requests? How appalling, I mean seriously.

aciddose · Post by **aciddose** » Fri Feb 09, 2018 11:42 pm

Wurst is the worst with too many krauts.

Why can't those chaps just be sensible and use tamarind vinegar? Ah yes, now some wurst-ershire sauce is the only proper way to have it.

Woodgardens · Post by **Woodgardens** » Sat Feb 10, 2018 12:45 am

It's impossible to describe what happened to me today, but for a moment I thoigt I had a life. Anyway... let but.

https://mobile.twitter.com/dutchspeakwo ... 9196592128

laat maar (zitten)=never mind

Usually 'laat maar'='let but''/'zitten'='to sit'

Ik heb geen leven, maarrrr.../I don't have a life, but..

nocturnal owl · Post by **nocturnal owl** » Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:41 am

All ye should have stuck with One Ping Only. Never a bad customer amongst the lot.

Cinebient · Post by **Cinebient** » Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:55 am

Wurst? Cheese? What?
Try some Triple Cheese trough Sausage Fattener.
Tasty.
I prefer Currywurst!

nichttuntun · Post by **nichttuntun** » Thu Jul 12, 2018 7:10 am

elxsound wrote:
vurt wrote:whats wrong with noise?

f**k presets, obv.
Germans

Why? Because we are totally spoiled by a german company named U-He with extremely good and fast responding and a cool customers service-staff? Because of veeeery long termed maintainance including multiple free updates with major improvements AND new great features of their already excellent plugins?
Because their plugins just run with a serial having no further online validation or dongle hassle? Because they produce the upcoming ZEBRA3 although ZEBRA2 already is amazing and Z2 HZ-owners will get Z3 for free? Because their sensational REPRO5 was free for REPRO1 users? In other words they DO appreciate their long time faithful customers?

Yes, germans can get annoying for some devs who aren´t as cool as the above mentioned company

recursive one · Post by **recursive one** » Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:56 am

nichttuntun wrote: Why? Because we are totally spoiled by a german company named U-He with extremely good and fast responding and a cool customers service-staff? Because of veeeery long termed maintainance including multiple free updates with major improvements AND new great features of their already excellent plugins?
Because their plugins just run with a serial having no further online validation or dongle hassle? Because they produce the upcoming ZEBRA3 although ZEBRA2 already is amazing and Z2 HZ-owners will get Z3 for free? Because their sensational REPRO5 was free for REPRO1 users? In other words they DO appreciate their long time faithful customers?

Well, sorry for being a dick but do you really think over-the-top fanboyish posts like this help anything?

I like some U-he plugins (not all of them though) and have quite a few of them, sure U-He makes good stuff and they treat their customers well, but I can't say they are very different to other good plugin companies such as Reveral Sound, Xfer, Parawave, Dmitry Sches and others who also make excellent plugins with equally good sound quality, support their customers and communicate with them in a constructive way, provide significant updates for free, etc. Probably they aren't involved into this forum as much as U-He, that's the only big difference I can think of.

Worst plugin customers