Joking aside,
https://soundcloud.com/eauson/eauson-ob ... sp-kvr-osc
Thought I would post this, (made for OsC) as it may relate, all the effects used in the track are listed on Soundcloud.
Any synth can make percussion, some are better than others, depending on their ADSR,
Some advice is regarding midi, using 64th note sizes and increasing release length can give something, again n depending on the way the synths adsr is set up.
Something like Crust I found very good along with Fullbuckets Blooo, both good for percs and hat's.
It really does depend on what you're u are looking for, ToneZ which is a bit crashy and doesn't remember presets has an interesting pitch envelope for tablas and other ethnic sounds, also Mspectral delay can do some interesting things.
Good luck